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[[Image:videogames.png|thumb|right|220px|A sample of Strong Bad games]]
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'''Games''' are an integral part of the Homestarrunner site. [[The Brothers Chaps]] are confirmed [[Wikipedia:Nintendo|Nintendo]] supporters and have an affinity for [[Wikipedia:Atari 2600|Atari 2600]] games. Along with [[Jonathan Howe]] they have a fictional games company called [[Videlectrix]]. The games they release are influenced by all the less than spectacular though highly addicting arcade and computer games of the 80's.
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The current games menu is the [[Scrolling Shooter Games Menu]].
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__NOTOC__
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===New Games===
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===Old Games===
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===Toon Games===
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*[[TROGDOR!]]
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*[[Population: Tire]]
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*[[Thy Dungeonman]]
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*[[Thy Dungeonman 2]]
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*[[Awexome Cross]]
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*[[StrongBadZone|Strong Bad Zone]]
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*[[Marshie's Malloween Mix-Up]]
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*[[Secret Collect]]
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*[[RhinoFeeder|Strong Bad's Rhino Feeder]]
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*[[Peasant's Quest]]
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Anthem Part 2
 
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Everything has fallen to pieces
 
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Earth is dying help me Jesus
 
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We need guidance, we've been misled
 
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Young and hostile, but not stupid
 
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Corporate leaders, politicians
 
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Kids can't vote, adults elect them
 
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Laws that rule the school and workplace
 
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Signs that caution, sixteen's unsafe
 
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We really need to see this through
 
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we never wanted to be abused
 
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We'll never give up, it's no use
 
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If we're fucked up you're to blame
 
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Let this trainwreck burn more slowly
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Kids are victims in this story
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*[[Dancin' Bubs]]
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Drown our youth with useless warnings
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*[[Homestar Talker]]
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Teenage rules: they're fucked and boring
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*[[Audition With Marzipan]]
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*[[Bronco Trolleys]]
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*[[Strong Libs]]
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*[[Homestar Quiz]]
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*[[Hairstyle Runner]]
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*[[Fortune Cookies]]
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*[[Spin 'n' Say]]
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*[[Astro Lite]]
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*[[She Loves Me!]]
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*[[Homestar Quiz]]
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We really need to see this through
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we never wanted to be abused
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*[[Duckpond|Duck Pond Simulator]]
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We'll never give up, it's no use
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*[[Coach Z Talker]]
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If we're fucked up you're to blame
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*[[Peg Strong Sad]]
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*[[Extra Real Dating Sim XR]]
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*[[Homestar's 'Sid' Game]]
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*[[Strong Bad's Treat Snatcha]]
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*[[Egg Throwing Game]]
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*[[Super Kingio Brothers]]
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*[[Fishing Challenge '91]]
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Everything has fallen to pieces
 
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Everything has fallen to pieces
 
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We really need to see this through
 
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we never wanted to be abused
 
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We'll never give up, it's no use
 
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If we're fucked up you're to blame
 
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Online Songs
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Josie
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===[[Strong Bad's Message Bored|Message Bored]]===
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You're my source of most frustration
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Forget when I don't meet expectations
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===Misc Games===
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Everything you wished came true
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In the end we all blamed you
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===Forthcoming Games===
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Even though as they all know
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You weren't the only one... two, three, four
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*[[Armless Invaders]]
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Why do you still keep it around
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*[[The Cheat's Smoking Challenge]]
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when you know it brings me down
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*[[Nighttime Driving Type Game]]
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I'm hating everything
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And I know that you've dated other guys
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*[[Kick The Cheat]]
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But I gotta wonder why
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*[[Revenge of the King]]
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You'd leave it out for me
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*[[Pigs on Head]]
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*[[Hallrunner]]
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Why am I still hanging around
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*[[Duck Guardian]]
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when I know it brings me down
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*[[50K Racewalk]]
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I'm hating everything
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And you are getting rides home in his car
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*[[Homestar Runner RPG]]
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You're making out in his front yard
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===Non Playable Games===
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And hating everything
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*[[Rabbit Algebra]]
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*[[Three-to-one Marny]]
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Please don't remind me
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Put your past behind me
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[[Category: Lists]][[Category: Games]]
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It shines so bright it blinds me
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I wish that this would end
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Am I am not fine
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Last night I saw you online
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Your screen name used to be mine
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Why can't we just pretend
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If we could have another day
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I've got so much left to say
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I'll tell you everything
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And I'll laugh when I think about the past
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When I see you after class
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You're hating everything
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Please don't remind me
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Put your past behind me
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It shines so bright it blinds me
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I wish that this would end
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Am I am not fine
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Last night I saw you online
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Your screen name used to be mine
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Why can't we just pretend
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Please don't remind me
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Put your past behind me
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It shines so bright it blinds me
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I wish that this would end
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Am I am not fine
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Last night I saw you online
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Your screen name used to be mine
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Why can't we just pretend
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And she said...
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Na na na na na....
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Please don't remind me
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Put your past behind me
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It shines so bright it blinds me
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I wish that this would end
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Am I am not fine
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Last night I saw you online
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Your screen name used to be mine
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Why can't we just pretend
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Please don't remind me
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Put your past behind me
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It shines so bright it blinds me
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I wish that this would end
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Am I am not fine
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Last night I saw you online
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Your screen name used to be mine
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Why can't we just pretend
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And she said...
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Na na na na na
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First Date
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In the car I just can't wait
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to pick you up on our very first date
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Is it cool if I hold your hand?
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Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
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Do you like my stupid hair?
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Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
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I'm too scared of what you think
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You make me nervous so I really can't eat
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Let's go, don't wait, this night's almost over
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Honest, let's make this night last forever
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Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
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Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
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When you smile, I melt inside
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I'm not worthy for a minute of your time
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I really wish it was only me and you
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I'm jealous of everybody in the room
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Please don't look at me with those eyes
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Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
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I dread the thought of our very first kiss
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A target that i'm probably gonna miss
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Let's go,don't wait, this night's almost over
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Honest, let's make this night last forever
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Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
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Forever and ever, let's make this last forever
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Happy Holidays, You Bastard
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It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
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It's christmas eve and I've only wrapped two fucking presents
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And I hate, hate, hate your guts
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I hate, hate, hate your guts
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And I'll never talk to you again
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unless your dad will suck me off
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I'll never talk to you again
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unless your mom will touch my cock
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I'll never talk to you again
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ejaculate into a sock
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I'll never talk to you again
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I'll never talk to you again
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It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
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It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
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and he shit shit shit his pants
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He's alway's fucking shitting his pants
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And I'll never talk to you again
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unless your dad will suck me off
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I'll never talk to you again
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unless your mom will touch my cock
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I'll never talk to you again
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ejaculate into a sock
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I'll never talk to you again
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I'll never talk to you again
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Story Of A Lonely Guy
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Push it out
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fake a smile
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Avert disaster
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just in time
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I need a drink
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cause in a while
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Worthless answer from friends of mind
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It's dumb to ask, cool to ignore
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Girls posess me, but they're never mine
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I made my entrance, avoided hazards
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Checked my engine, I fell behind
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I fell behind
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She makes me feel like it's raining outside
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And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
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I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
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I get too scared to move, cause i'm a fucking boy
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Remember when I was in the grocery store
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now's my time
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Lost the words,lost my nerve, lost the girl, left the line
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I would wish upon a star, but that star, it doesn't shine
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So read my book with a boring ending
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A short story of a lonely guy
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I fell behind
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She makes me feel like it's raining outside
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And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
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I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
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I get too scared to move, cause I'm a fucking boy
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She makes me feel like it's raining outside
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And when the storm's gone i'm all torn up inside
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I'm always nervous on, days like this like the prom
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I get too scared to move, cause i'm still just a stupid worthless boy
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The Rock Show
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Hanging out behind the club on the weekends
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Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
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I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
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I rememeber that it's the first time that I saw her there
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She's getting kicked out of school cause she's failing
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I'm kinda nervous, cause I think all her friends hate me
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She's the one, she'll always be there
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She took my hand and I made it I swear
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Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
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She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
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Everything's better when she's around
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Can't wait until her parents go out of town
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I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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When we said we were gonna move to Vegas
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I remember the look her mother gave us
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17 without a purpose or direction
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We don't owe anyone a fucking explaination
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I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
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She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
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Everything's better when she's around
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Can't wait until her parents go out of town
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I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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Black and white picture of her on my wall
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I waited for her call, she always kept me waiting
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And if I ever got another chance I'd still ask her to dance
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Because she kept me waiting
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I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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She said "what?" and I told her that I didn't know
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She's so cool, better sneak in through her window
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Everything's better when she's around
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Can't wait until her parents go out of town
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I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
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Stay Together For The Kids
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Its hard to wake up
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When the shades have been pulled shut
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This house is haunted
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It's so pathetic
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It makes no sense at all
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I'm ripe with things to say
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the words rot and fall away
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If a stupid poem could fix this home, I'd read it every day
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So here's your holiday
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hope you enjoy it this time
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you gave it all away
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It was mine
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So when your dead and gone
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Will you remember this night
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Twenty years now lost
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It's not right
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The anger hurts my ears
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Been running strong for seven years
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Rather then fix the problem
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They never solve them
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It makes no sense at all
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I see them everyday
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We get along so why can't they?
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If this is what he wants
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And its what she wants
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Then whys there so much pain?
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So here's your holiday
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Hope you enjoy it this time
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You gave it all away
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It was mine
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So when your dead and gone
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Will you remember this night
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Twenty years now lost
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It's not right
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So here's your holiday
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Hope you enjoy it this time
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You gave it all away
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It was mine
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So when your dead and gone
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Will you remember this night
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Twenty years now lost
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It's not right
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Roller Coaster
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Breathing deeply, walking backwards
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Finding strength to call and ask her
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Rollercoaster, favorite ride
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Let me kiss you one last time
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Leave me standing here
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Act like I'm not around
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The coast'll probably never clear
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Can I please go home now
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I had that dream about you again
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Where I wait outside until you let me in
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And there I stay
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Lay beside me and listen out the wall
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We'll keep on lying until the summer comes
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I had that dream about you again
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Where you drive my car right off the fucking cliff
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And now I`m breathing deeply, walking backwards
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Finding strength to call and ask her
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Rollercoaster, favorite ride
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Let me kiss you one last time
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Make me promise that I will never tell
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All I remember's the way your bedroom smells
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I had that dream about you again
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Where I wait outside until you let me in
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And now I'm breathing deeply, walking backwards
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Finding strength to call and ask her
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Rollercoaster, favorite ride
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Let me kiss you one last time good night
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Good night
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Reckless Abandon
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On and on, reckless abandon
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Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
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Nothing to hold on to
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We'll use this song to lead you on
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I learned a lot today
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Not sure if I'll get laid
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Not sure if I'll fail or pass
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Kissed every girl in class
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Everybody would waste it all
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To have a summer that they could call
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Memory thats full of fun
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Fucked up, when it's all done
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On and on, reckless abandon
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Something's wrong, this is gonna shock them
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Nothing to hold on to
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We'll use this song to lead you on
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And break the truth with more bad news
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He left a scar, size extra large
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Sip a drink of the alcohol
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End up kneeling in bathroom stalls
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Eyes are red and my movement's slow
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Too high, got vertigo
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He took a shit in the bathroom tub
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And fed the dog with brownie drugs
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Tried hard to not get caught
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He fucked a chick in a parking lot
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On and on, reckless abandon
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Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
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Nothing to hold on to
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We'll use this song to lead you on
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And break the truth with more bad news
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He left a scar, size extra large
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Break a window and bust a wall
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Making fun of your friend's mom
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Turn the music up way too loud
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Charged a pizza to the house
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Everybody would waste it all
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To have a summer that they could call
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Memory thats full of fun
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Gucked up when it's all done
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On and on, reckless abandon
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Somethings wrong, this is gonna shock them
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Nothing to hold on to
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We'll use this song to lead you on
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And break the truth with more bad news
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He left a scar, size extra large
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Everytime I Look For You
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I never found out why you left him
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But this answer begs that question
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Too blind to see tomorrow
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Too broke to beg or borrow
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Young and Stupid, left wide open
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Hearts are wasted, lives are broken
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One more point of contention
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I need some intervention
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Approached with vague intentions
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Betray my short attention
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Span the distance, bridge the border
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Beg forgiveness, round the corner
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Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
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And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
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I left another message, you are never around
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But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
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Will the last one out please shut the door
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More time apart will give you
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A few more months to argue
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Is this too much to live through
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It always seems too far to
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Drive the point home
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Send more letters
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Pray tomorrow
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Ends up better
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Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
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And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
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I left another message, you are never around
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But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
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Will the last one out please shut the door
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I never did do anything that she asked
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I never let what happened stay in the past
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I never did quite understand what she meant
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In spite of everything
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In spite of everything
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Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
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And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
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I left another message, you are never around
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But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
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And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
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I left another message, you are never around
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But everytime I look for you the sun goes down
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Give Me One Good Reason
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Mom and dad they quite don't understand it
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All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
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Why do girls wanna pierce their nose
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And walk around in torn pantyhose
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I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
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I like the kids who fight against how they were brought up
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They hate the trends and think it's fucked to care
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It's cool when this piss people off with what they wear
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So give me one good reason
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Why we need to be like them
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Kids will have fun and offend
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They don't want to and don't fit in
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Hate the jocks, the preps, the hippie fucking scum bags
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Heavy metalers with their awful pussy hair bands
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Counting seconds until we can get away
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Ditching school almost every single day
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So give me one good reason
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Why we need to be like them
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Kids will have fun and offend
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They don't want to and don't fit in
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So give me one good reason
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Why we need to be like them
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Kids will have fun and offend
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They don't want to and don't fit in
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Shut Up
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Shut the fuck up she said
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I'm going fucking deaf
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You're always too loud
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Everything's too loud
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Now that all my friends left
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This place is fucking dead
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I wanna move out
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When can we move out
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This shit has got to stop
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I'll run away
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Get the fuck up she said
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Your life is meaningless
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It's going nowhere
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You're going nowhere
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You're just a fuck-up she said
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I'll live alone instead
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She said you don't care
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I know I don't care
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I'll never ask permission from you
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Fuck off I'm not listening to you
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I'm not coming home
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I'm never going to come back home
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I got too fucked up again
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And passed out on the plane
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Tried to forget you
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I can't forget you
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No sleep on this flight
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I'll think about the nights
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We had to get through
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How did we get through?
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I'll never ask permission from you
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Fuck off I'm not listening to you
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I'm not coming home
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I'm never going to come back home
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I'll run away
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Please Take Me Home
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Oh no it happend again
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She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
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I'd drive for hours, it's so
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You leave me no where to go
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She's unstopable
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Unpredictable
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I'm so jaded, calculated
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Wrong
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Please take me home
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Too late, it's gone
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I bet you're sad
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This is the best time we ever had
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I hope
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Hope that it lasts
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Give in, forget the past
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Be strong when things fall apart
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Honest this breaks my heart
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She's unstopable
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Unpredictable
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I'm so jaded, calculated
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Wrong
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Please take me home
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Too late, it's gone
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I bet you're sad
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This is the best time we ever had
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Please take me home
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Too late, it's gone
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I bet you're sad
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This is the best time we ever had
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Why did we have to go date?
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It's too easy to complicate
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Be strong when things fall apart
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Honest this breaks my heart
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Let's go!
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Please take me home
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Too late, it's gone
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I bet you're sad
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This is the best time we ever had
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Please take me home
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Too late, it's gone
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I bet you're sad
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This is the best time we ever had
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messing around.like this~
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Revision as of 02:52, 15 January 2005

A sample of Strong Bad games

Games are an integral part of the Homestarrunner site. The Brothers Chaps are confirmed Nintendo supporters and have an affinity for Atari 2600 games. Along with Jonathan Howe they have a fictional games company called Videlectrix. The games they release are influenced by all the less than spectacular though highly addicting arcade and computer games of the 80's. The current games menu is the Scrolling Shooter Games Menu.

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