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| - | =Roomisode X=
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| - | These are all of the responses in [[Dangeresque Roomisode X]].
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| - | {{spoiler}}
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| - | ==Intro==
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too is standing on top of a building.}''
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| - | '''NARRATOR:''' High above Brainblow City, Dangeresque Too finishes his nightly vigil...ance. Vigil-vigilance.
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like crime's gone to bed for the night. ''{his sunglasses sparkle with a "ding!"}''
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too walks into an elevator.}''
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'll go in the elevator.
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| - | ''{Dangeresque Too is standing in the elevator. A monitor buzzes with static.}''
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| - | '''BAD GUY:''' Going down, Dangeresque Too?
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'd recognize that bad guy voice anywhere! It's a bad guy!
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| - | '''BAD GUY:''' Allow me to put you on the EXPRESS lift! HaHaHaHaHa!!
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| - | ''{The elevator plummets.}''
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| - | '''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{rhythmically}'' I better find a way, to stop this runaway, eleva... tor.
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| - | ==Elevator==
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| - | ===Brolly===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Prolly somebody left their brolly. Prolly brolly. ''{takes it}''
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| - | ====Brolly → Ceiling Tile====
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| - | :''{Dangersesque Too pokes the ceiling tile, exposing a hole in the ceiling.}''
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| - | ===Buttons===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Only some of the buddins still work. and who knows what floor they'll take me to.
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| - | :''{There are eight buttons, but only four are functional.}''
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| - | ===Dangeresque Too===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too spins his propeller cap.}''
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| - | ====Bib → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Maybe this'll help me NOT match those guards' description.
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| - | :''{puts it on}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Aw man! Whoever ate this was messy in exactly the shape of a star! It still looks like I'm wearing a dang ol' star shirt!
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| - | :''{puts it away}''
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| - | ====Hat → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This covers up my propeller cap real nice. Grammaw nice. I'll wait until I have my full threesguise to put it on
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| - | :''{puts it away}''.
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| - | ====Keycard → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' There's no room number on it. Guess I'll just have to try it out somewheres.
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| - | ====Kid Meal → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{puts on bag}'' Aw man! My propeller poked through! But it still horrifyingly covers up my cool shades. I'll wait to wear until I have all the pieces of my threesguise.
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| - | :''{puts it away}''
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| - | ====Rib Bib → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' There we go! This messy bib may look and smell like coffee barf, but at least it hides my star shirt!
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| - | ====Any Disguise Piece → Dangeresque Too====
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| - | :''{When all three items are acquired}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I think I have all that I need to conceal my identity! I should prolly head to the lobby. Prolly lobby.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{In the lobby}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Alright, I think I've got enough to conceal my identity.
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| - | :''{He puts on the bib, the bag, and the hat}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hopefully those guards just let me walktz right out the front door.
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| - | :''{steps toward elevator}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Waltz-walkin', that is.
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too steps out.}''
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' AHH! All my childhood nightmares made real!
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' Pump it fulla lead!!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The pipes are broken!
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' OWW!!
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' OOF!!
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' CLOWN!!
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I'm being assaulted by an unknown masked assailant!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too leaves the hotel wearing his disguise}''
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| - | :'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode Complete!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too bursts out. His disguise falls off. Pan up to the top of the hotel. The sign reads "Swissblonkel Hotel". The K blinks.}''
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| - | :''{Fade to black. Ended.}''
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| - | ===Hatch===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque jumps back down into the elevator.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{After stopping the elevator}''
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Is that him?
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' He matches the description. Propeller cap, cool shades, star shirt.
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| - | :'''LEFT BAD GUY:''' Do we shoot him?
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| - | :'''RIGHT BAD GUY:''' I think so?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh oh!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too quickly ducks to close the elevator as bullets dent the door.}''
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| - | :''{Title card appears}''
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| - | :'''NARRATOR:''' Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate On File In Building Office!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Guess I'm not getting out of here til I DON'T match their description. Star shirt, cool shades, propeller cap. I need a threesguise!
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| - | ===Open Tile===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Boing!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too leaps up into the elevator shaft.}''
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| - | ===Poster===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's the menu for room service.
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| - | ====Menu Item====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The Romantic Dinner for Teux. Steak with green shreds. Bubbly Champlain and a rose for rose-mance.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I was really hopin that was egg nog in those glasses.
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| - | ====More on Back====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It says there's more on the back! But that innocent menu is trapped inside this infernal glass frame!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{When the glass is cut}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You're free now, Room Service Menu! Free to be flipped over!
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| - | :''{The menu flips to reveal the backside.}''
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| - | ====Kid Meal====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The Upside-Down Clown Kid Meal. *Limit one per kidstomer. No sharing fries. Or ketchup. Or joy.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That clown face is Marshie levels of disturbing.
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| - | :'''CLOWN FACE:''' You ain't kiddin, Hardcastle!
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| - | ====Messy Ol' Ribs====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' "Messy ol' ribs. Half rack. Full problems. Bib included."
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Kinda looks like a pan flute. ''{singing}'' Poooot-poot-poot-poooooot. Pan flute.
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| - | ====Diamond → Poster====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Let's see if this diamond will cut through that glass frame.
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too uses the diamond to cut the glass. The glass cracks and shatters.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Bowlegged!
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| - | ==Shaft==
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| - | ===Emergency Brake===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too pulls the lever. Sparks fly out of it.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That slowed it down a little, but didn't stop it! I gotta find a way to slow us down even more!
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| - | ===Handle===
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| - | :''{If the hatch is open}''
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too closes the hatch.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{If the hatch is closed}''
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| - | :''Dangeresque Too opens the hatch.}''
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| - | ====Brolly → Handle====
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| - | :''{The umbrella opens, slowing the elevator to a stop. There is a toolbox in a cubby in the back wall.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{taking brolly}'' Phew! That was close. Now I can get back down to the lobby and scramconnoiter out of here.
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| - | ''{On Lobby Floor}''
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| - | ===Toolbox===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Some old toolbox. Or maybe a lunchbox? ''{opens it}'' Definitely toolbox. There was just this metal washer inside. ''{takes the washer}'' Which I guess could be somebody's lunch... ''{dramatic close-up}'' IF YOU'RE A ROBOT!!
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| - | ===Keycard===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' That's where that thing that Dagger Skew dropped landed! That great orange thing!
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| - | ====Brolly → Keycard====
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too knocks down the keycard.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's a room keycard!
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| - | ''{On Floor 7 1/2}''
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh good. They can't see me up here either.
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| - | ===Guy's Head===
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| - | ===Lady With Hat===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, that hat would make a perfect threesguise component!
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too tries to take it}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Ahh! Salmon and aspic! I think my hand just self-fidgeted!
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Uh, I'm gonna leave that one alone.
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Gotta find another way to get it.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :''{If the coffee is dripping from the floor above}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' How long are we going to have to wait here? I wanna murder that nice young private eye.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' I hope it's soon! This coffee drippin on my head sucks! Wish I hat a hat.
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' If my hat weren't so comfortable I'd let you borrow it.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Yeah, I get it. Too bad I can't be bothered to move a few inches to the left or right.
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| - | ====Flower → Lady With Hat====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Let's add some real flora to this plastic mastery.
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| - | :''{Places the rose}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Augh! My hat's gotten itchy all of the sudden! Like I'm having an allergic reaction!
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| - | :'''MAN:''' I'll take that hat off your hands. I could use it to block this coffee drip!
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, you're a life saver. Thank you dear!
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| - | :''{She takes off the hat and puts it on the man's head.}''
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Aah. That's so much better. Now the coffee's just watering the flowers! Everybody wins!
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| - | ''{On Vending Floor}''
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| - | ===Callbox===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' An emergency callbox! They'll be able to help me!
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| - | :'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Room Service. How may I help you?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' There are armed guards trying to kill me and the elevator's all messed up! Send help!
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| - | :'''ROOM SERVICE:''' I'm sorry sir, this line is just for room service. May I take your order?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Why is there a room service callbox in the elevator shaft?!
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| - | :'''ROOM SERVICE:''' We get a lot of hungry spies and action heroes in this hotel, sir. There's also a callbox in the ventilation ducts. Should you have to crawl through those. Now may I take your order?
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| - | :''{A menu appears}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Room Service. May I take your order?
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| - | ::''{Um...}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' How bout an every order of food dog and a manilla cheesecoke?
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| - | ::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' I'm sorry sir, you have to order off the menu.
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{Romance Dinner}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh yes, I'd like the Romantic Dinner with Steak and Green Item.
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{If Poster was checked, Messy Ol' Ribs and Kid Meal becomes available.}''
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| - | ::''{Messy Ol' Ribs}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lemme get the Messy ol' Ribs please.
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{Kid Meal}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I want the Kid Meal! For a singular kid!
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| - | ::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Our most popular item.
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{If food is picked, continues below}''
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| - | ::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Very good, sir. What's the room number?
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| - | ::''{If the Penthouse was not identified, a menu appears}''
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| - | :::''{Um}''
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| - | :::{{short hr}}
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| - | :::''{Vending}''
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| - | :::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Uh, just leave it by the vending machines how bout?
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| - | :::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' You want the Romance Dinner Package delivered to the vending machines?
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| - | :::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Yeah! It's where my and my spousetype first met. She was getting ice when I burned two of my eyeballs with hot coffee. She put the ice on my eyes until the governor's chimpanzee{{--}}
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| - | :::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Okay FINE! But just this once! Your order will be there any second.
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| - | :::{{short hr}}
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| - | :::''{The Lobby?}''
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| - | :::{{short hr}}
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| - | :::''{Stuck Floor}''
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| - | :::{{short hr}}
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| - | :::''{If the Penthouse room was identified, continues below automatically.}''
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| - | :::''{First time only}''
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| - | :::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm staying in room 802, don't you know.
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| - | :::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' Ah! Our VIP! Right away sir! We pride ourselves on unrealistically fast service! Can I get you something else?
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| - | :::{{short hr}}
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| - | :::'''ROOM SERVICE:''' That will be at your door in moments. Can I get you something else?
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| - | ''{On Penthouse Floor}''
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| - | ===Dagger Skew===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's Dagger Skew! Master cheatburgler and stabby specialist!
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| - | :''{A menu appears}''
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| - | ::''{Whatcha doin?}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What are you doing dangling around this elevator shaft?
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| - | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | ::''{He takes out a shiny diamond}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You stole the Bowlegged Diamond from a guest in this hotel?!
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| - | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Well, at least you're not the one trying to kill me! Best of luck to ya!
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{Daggers}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What's up with that dagger headband? Does it give you an advantage on the 70's-ball court?
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| - | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Oh! They're perfectly spaced for slicin' up eyeballs? Whoa-ho-ho-HO. ''{steps back}'' I'll just be over here.
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| - | ::''{This menu item disappears.}''
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| - | ::{{short hr}}
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| - | ::''{After asking what he's doing}''
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| - | ::''{Diamond?}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Say, can I have that Bowlegged Diamond?
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| - | ::'''DAGGER SKEW:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | ::'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' You'll only swap it for something of equal or morer value?
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| - | ====Cuppa Ice → Dagger Skew====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey Dagger Skew, I'll trade ya that diamond for this cup o' stolen ice! Facets, cuts, clarity! These babies got all the jewel words I know.
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| - | :'''DAGGER SKEW:''' ''{The Cheat noises}''
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too gives Dagger Skew the shiny cup of ice. Dagger Skew gives him the shiny diamond.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Pleasure doin bidness witcha!
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| - | :''{Dagger Skew rappells out of sight. An orange card falls down.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' What was that orange thing?
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| - | ==Floor 7 1/2?==
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Ugh! The elevator's stuck in between floors again.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' How are we supposed to murder Dangeresque Too if the stupid elevators won't work?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' More guards! Good thing they can't see me down here!
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| - | ===Certain Death===
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| - | ===Hat===
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Hey! Where'd my hat go?
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' You already lost the hat I just gave you?! How gratingly ungrateful!
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Shut up lady!
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| - | ===Loafers===
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| - | :''{Close up on the woman's shoes}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' This lady's wearing a sweet pair of quarterloafers! She must be rich!
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| - | :''{Cut to elevator}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I'm a snitch one of the quarters!
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh! Something touched my foot!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Or maybe not.
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| - | ====Washer → Loafers====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee if I can swap out this washer for that quarter without her noticing.
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| - | :''{The swap is made.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I did it!
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Did you just touch my feet?
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Um. Gross, no.
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| - | ===Sneakers===
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too unties the man's sneakers.}''
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes have come untied.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Huh. That weird.
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| - | :''{He bends down to retie his shoes.}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''WOMAN:''' Oh, your shoes are untied again.
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| - | :'''MAN:''' Huh. That's still weird.
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| - | :''{He bends down to retie his shoes.}''
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| - | ==Vending==
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| - | ===Coffee Machine===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It's an old coffee vending machine. Still only costs a quarter!
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Lessee, Light Roast, Mild Roast, Hardly Roast, and See-Thru Roast. Aw man, this thing don't got no Hot Jones?
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| - | ====Anything → Coffee Machine====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Um, I think it only takes quarters.
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| - | ====Quarter → Coffee Machine====
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :''{Dangeresque Too puts the quarter inside. A cup is dispensed. Coffee pours into the cup, melting it.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' At least it gave me my quarter back.
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' It just sits there for a sec and then VOIP!! No more coffee. At least it gave me my quarter back.
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| - | ===Cup===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I got the styro before that coffee went pyro.
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| - | :''{The coffee pours out from the machine and leaks out onto the floor}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ooh, Puddleman's Coffee.
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| - | ===Ice Machine===
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| - | ====Cup → Ice Machine====
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| - | :''{The cup is filled with ice.}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' I filled my cup up with ice!
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| - | ===Puddle===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Looks like it might be seepin through the floor tiles.
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| - | ====Bib → Puddle====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Soppins!
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| - | :''{He wipes the coffee with the bib}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The bib is covered in coffee BBQ grodiness now. And the puddle kinda looks n' smells like barf. Hooray!
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| - | ===Romance Debris===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Whoa! There's no food left. Maybe the Coffee and Ice Machines had a romantic dinner together. A ro-ro din-din! Anyways, I'm takin this flower. Might come in handy.
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| - | :''{Picks up rose}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Happy anniversary you two. May you one day make beautiful cold brews together.
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| - | ==Penthouse==
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| - | ===Room Door===
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| - | :''{First time only}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Huh. It's locked. Doesn't even have a room number.
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| - | :''{Knocks}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Open up! I'm being pursued by sinister agents!
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| - | :''{The door opens}''
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' Go away! I hate you! ''{slams the door}''
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| - | :{{short hr}}
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' Unless you're room service, I don't wanna hear it! ''{slams door}''
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| - | ====Diamond → Room Door====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Hey, is this your Bowlegged Diamond? Do you want it back?
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' Can I eat it?
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Prolly not without significant dental trauma.
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' Then I bid you a goodly bye!
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| - | ====Keycard → Room Door====
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Let's see if this keycard works.
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| - | :''{The door opens.}''
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' Hey! What the crap?!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' ''{sounding official}'' Uh, I was just trying to get into my room. I'm in town for the symposium, I sympose...
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' You got the wrong room, business man! This is room 802! They coded your keycard wrong!
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Ah yes. I see. Nevertheless, might I come in to peek about for a pair of stylish socks?
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| - | :'''ANGRY MAN:''' GET OUTTA HERE!! ''{slams door}''
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Room 802!
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| - | ===Kid Meal Trash===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' Aw man, I was hoping they'd leave the toy surprise. Just the upside-down clown bag. Which is what I like to call perps when I slam em up against the wall! Freeze Clown Bag! Dangeresque Too is breaking up your three ring circus ring/drug ring. Thing.
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| - | :''{Picks up bag}''
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| - | ===Rib Detritus===
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE TOO:''' The ribs are all gone. But they did come with a bib! Mine-take!
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| - | :''{Picks up bib}''
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Meat, cheese and vegetables collected together in a Mexican tortilla that makes a tasty treat.
