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[edit] About Point7Q

First and foremost, above all else, I am a follower of Jesus Christ.

I would like to thank the creators and managers of this site for the valuable service they provide. I became a fan of H*R in July of 2004. I found this site roughly a year later. You don't know Homestar if you don't know the wiki.

I have recently completed a project of pretendous scope: Recording as mp3s the audio of every toon on the site. For my own personal use, of course. If anyone sees something like that on Napster, it's not from me.




[edit] Less Important Details

My real name is Samuel and I live in Michigan. If you see a sbemail by someone fitting that description, that may mean my prayers in that area have been answered. If that happens, I will try to note it here as soon as possible.

Most of the other H* related facts about me are in my Userbox, which I find to be a much more convienient and amusing method, so I will put only a few other things here:

I am NOT the author of sbemail #75, a.k.a. funny, nor am I the author of #115, a.k.a. time capsule.

About 3 months after Sick Day came out, I (with the help of a bad case of food poisoning) managed to get all the symptoms shown in that cartoon. Interestingly, "get in here with my puke pail" kept running through my head for about 4 hours straight. When I felt a little better I showed my family the toon so they would know what I was going through.

On a completely unrelated note, I am in agreement with Strong Bad (in this toon) on the relative importance and goodness of Twix candy bars.

I work at a hardware store, although I've never had anyone try to return an omlette. However, the following account is a lot less strange (and gross) then some of my customers: CUSTOMER: Uh, excuse me, Mark.... I'm looking for a *cough!* present for my *cough!* wife for our *cough!*-iversary. SO AND SO: {appears love-struck and drools} A coughiversary?! How roman- CUSTOMER: {interrupting} *cough!* {Coughs out what appears to be a miniature baseball stadium.} ANNOUNCER IN BASEBALL STADIUM: ...and it's a double play! FANS IN BASEBALL STADIUM: Yaaaay! CUSTOMER: {pointing at stadium} That's not my wife.

[edit] The Obligatory "Favorite Quotes" Section

[edit] quotes

[edit] From 2000 (or before)

[edit] From 2001

  • "Great jorb." - Coach Z, A Jorb Well Done
  • "Today's forcast is total crap." - Strong Bad. Main Page 11 (Those of you who are also from Michigan should understand why I like that one.)
  • "Oh, no! I think this is my favorite!" - Homsar, The House That Gave Sucky Treats
  • "Are you getting the lowest rates from your long distance provider? I can give you rates as low as anybody. Seriously. I don't know what they are, but I probably could give them to you.... This is great! Am I getting paid for this, really?" - Homestar Runner Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 5.0

[edit] From 2002

  • "Too much of a good thing is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing is...umm...really, really dumb and bad." - Strong Bad, cartoon
  • "The future is you... probably." - Strong Bad, CGNU
  • "Those things are bad for you." - Homestar Runner, invisibility
  • "SO GOOD!" - Teen Girl Squad

[edit] From 2003

  • "I do what I'm told." - Homsar dragon
  • "I think I have a chance with this guy." - What's Her Face, TGS #2
  • "Correct me if I'm wrong, but are you asking for a CHALLENGE?!" - Stinkoman, 20X6 vs. 1936 (first use)
  • "Eh, Steve!" - Eh, Steve!, crazy cartoon
  • "I can do it. I will do it nine times." - Powered by The Cheat Strong Bad, crazy cartoon
  • "My stomach feels better." - The Ugly One, TGS #3
  • "possums..."- Narrator Strong Bad, TGS #3
  • "The Poopsmith is a good guy. He just got a crappy job." - Homestar Runner, The Poopsmith Character Video
  • "I'm gonna have to jump!" - Strong Bad, stunt double
  • "When you fall in a bottomless pit, you die of starvation." - What's Her Face, TGS #4
  • "I know how to use toilet paper!" - The King of Town, 3 Times Halloween Funjob
  • "Oh, if you want it to be possessive it's just 'its,' but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T apostrophe S!" - Strong Bad, local news
  • "Bundle up, but keep your swimsuit on outside your pants." - Strong Bad, local news
  • "Then the strange man probably showed me how to put fish in the ground with corn, for some reason." - Strong Bad, colonization
  • "I can't remember my legs." - Strong Sad caffeine
  • "Would you care for a slice of gum?" - Senor Cardgage kind of cool

[edit] From 2004

  • "Do you has what it takes?" Homestar Runner, army
  • "I thought I knew what ridiculous was, until this day." - Strong Bad, army
  • "I miss video games." - an Olda Boy, TGS #5
  • "This isn't dirt, it's pudding!" "I want pudding!" - Stinkoman and 1-up, Under Construction
  • "Buy all our playsets and toys!" - Cheat Commandos
  • "Oh, I really need to go grocery shopping. I wish my girlfriend didn't leave me." - Strong Bad as Reynold, Cheat Commandos
  • "Please leave your valuables under your seat and exit to your riiiight." - Strong Bad, theme park
  • "Don't forget to experience the fury of: our gift shooop." - Strong Bad, theme park
  • "Act now and see if you can stand to talk to me for more than four seconds!" - Senor Cardgage, Senor Mortgage
  • "That's grosser than gross." - What's Her Face, TGS #7
  • "Those first four hundred bites of dirt were not so good. Maybe the next one will be better." - Stinkoman, time capsule
  • "It's in a better place, Strong Bad. Or rather, it's in the same place, but now it's got a big hole through it." - Bubs, virus
  • "Alms for the pudgy." - Homsar, Homestar Presents: Presents
  • "You're a real state trooper." - Homsar, Homestar Presents: Presents

[edit] From 2005

  • "I'm gonna need now off." - Strong Bad, part-time job
  • "I'd prefer that you didn't." - Coach Z, garage sale
  • "Do you need medical resistance?" - Homestar Runner, Bug In Mouth Disease
  • "I remember learning that in school." - Bubs, boring (really)
  • "Stop saying words." - Cheerleader, TGS #9
  • "Na, na, la la laaaaa! Hey, hey! Doo-doot doo!" - Limozeen, bottom 10
  • "Have I broken up with you yet?" - Marzipan, (I have actually had multiple conversations that sounded like that. With the same person. Long story.)
  • "Without a receipt, I can only exchange them for something of lesser or much lesser value." - Bubs, Cool Things (I know a guy who used to run a store who had a similar return policy. He often tried to do that even if they did have a receipt.)
  • "Sounds kinda like a terlet if ya ask me." - Coach Z, A Folky Tale
  • "Isn't that great?" - Saddy Dumpington, A Folky Tale
  • "Wanna smoke some candy with me?" - Blue Laser Commander, Commandos in the Classroom
  • "Or something like that." - Manolios Ugly One, TGS #10

[edit] From 2006

  • "The word technology means magic. It's basically anything that's really cool that you don't know how it works. And if it breaks, you have to buy a new one." - Strong Bad, technology
  • "Stiny! Keep flushing those toilets!" - Strong Badman, alternate universe
  • "Your call is very unportant to us." - Homestar Runner, isp
  • "That's not my wife." - Customer, TGS #11
  • "Welcome to our 'ool. Notice there is no "Take a crap in it" in it. Please keep it that way." - Strong Bad, keep cool
  • "Well, that's just sad." - Homestar Runner, trading cards
  • "Life blossoms?! Marzipan, what kind of cult are you running here?" "Oh, a pretty standard one." - Strong Bad & Marzipan, coloring
  • "Uh, what's that smell?" "How should I know? You're the one called Silent Rip!" - Silent Rip & Fightgar, Let Us Give Tanks!
  • "Our last gift items are all about the false notion that just because you made something yourself, it's not a worthless piece of crap." - Strong Bad, what I want

[edit] From 2007

  • "Well, hello chocolate cake!" - Homsar, strong badathlon
  • "Cause I'm Don't Get Paid!" - Strong Bad, strong badathlon
  • "And now, a reading from the book of phone." - Homestar Runner, your funeral
  • "Oh, that's it! I am totally never gonna quit this job but start complaining about it a little bit more!" - Strong Bad, from work

[edit] Fake Quotes

  • (Like Stinkoman): MOUNTAIN DEWWWWWW!
  • Ow! My [fill in with whatever]
  • Holy crap, Batman! - I'm wating for Strong Bad to say this.
  • Check out my new ringtome. - Homestar

[edit] Other Quotes

  • "Greater love hath no man than this, that he give up his life for his friends." - Jesus
  • "For I am convinced that neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor things present, nor things to come, nor powers, nor hight, nor depth, nor any other created thing, shall be able to seperate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord." - Paul of Tarsus

  • "Yes, I love technology... but not as much as you, you see... but I still love technology... always and forever." - Kyp, Napoleon Dynamite
  • "We must acknowledge, once and for all, that the purpose of diplomacy is to prolong a crisis." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
  • "Diplomats and bureaucrats may function differently, but they achieve exactly the same results." - Mr. Spock, Star Trek
  • "Everything I tell you is a lie. In fact, I am lying to you right now." - Harry Mudd, Star Trek
  • "Resistance is futile." - The Borg, Star Trek
  • "Do, or do not. There is no 'try.'" - Yoda, Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • Luke: "I don't believe it!" Yoda: "That is why you failed." - Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  • "Everybody always figures the time they live in is the most epic, most important age to end all ages. But tyrants and heroes rise and fall, and historians sort out the pieces." - Jolee Bindo, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  • "What greater weapon is there than to turn an enemy to your cause? To use their own knowledge against them?" - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  • "The dark side grows stronger and more insidious the closer you draw to it. It begs you to surrender to it, to release all its terrible power... and it becomes harder and harder to resist. And once you stop resisting, it is too late. It twists you up inside and... and turns you into a mockery of everything you once stood for." - Bastilla Shan, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
  • "Much that once was, is lost. For none now live who remember it." - Galadriel, The Lord of the Rings (Movie version)
  • "You'd better start believing in ghost stories, Ms. Turner. You're in one." - Barbossa, Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl
  • "Me, I'm dishonest. And a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict if they're gonna do something incredibly... stupid." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl
  • "You're not making any sense at all." - Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest
  • "Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh-heh, heh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!" - Mark Hamill as The Joker
  • "THE FIREWORKS ARE GOING TO KILL US!" (Repeat 10x)- Some random kid behind us at fireworks one time.

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