trevor the vampire
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Strong Bad Email #10
Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire). We see just how truly fragile Strong Bad is.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
Places: Computer Room
Date: January 21, 2002
Duration: 1:05
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.
Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you. I am a vampire and
STRONG BAD: {typing} And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars... or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f {stops typing} Oh no, I get it. THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.
{Cut to black. Strong Bad walks in.}
STRONG BAD: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.
{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button. Cut to the Tandy 400 showing Trevor's email.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} This is Trevor from Hampden, Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.
{Strong Bad appears on the black again while holding the remote control.}
STRONG BAD: Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?
{He takes the remote control, turns around and and presses the button. Cut again to the Tandy 400, which is still showing Trevor's email.}
STRONG BAD: {reading} I am a vampire and... {typing} And what? That's it?
{He switches back while standing in front of the black background}
STRONG BAD: Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor.
{The computer screen appears and the following written on it:}
In Memoriam -Trevor-
STRONG BAD:{voiceover} I'm gonna miss you, bro'.
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
Fun Facts
Remarks
- When Strong Bad says "I mean what the-", he types "I mean what the f-". Which could only mean one thing.
Fast Forward
- The line "I pine for you!" later appears in the game TROGDOR!.
- This is the first email featuring the early Strong Bad's short lived spaceship obsession, continued in credit card and CGNU.
