trevor the vampire

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How we pine for you, Trevor

Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire). We see just how truly fragile Strong Bad is.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad

Places: Computer Room

Computer: Tandy 400

Date: January 21, 2002

Running Time: 1:05

Page Title: Tandy 400!!!

Transcript

STRONG BAD: I'm totally checking my email. Total, man.

Hi strong bad. This is Trevor from Hampden
Maine and I was wondering if you could teach
me how to be as awesome as you. I am a
vampire and

STRONG BAD: {typing} And what? That's it? I'm a vampire and here's a million dollars...or I'm a vampire and here's your own spaceship... I mean what the f {stops typing} Oh no, I get it. {sadly} THEY GOT HIM!!! Somebody stuck him with a stake through the heart! Oh, this is so sad! Oh Trevor, I pine for you.

{Fade to black. Strong Bad walks in.}

STRONG BAD: Hi, everybody. In memoriam of poor Trevor, let's go back and revisit a few of my favorite Trevor memories.

{He turns around and presses a button on a remote control. Static cut to the Tandy showing Trevor's email.}

STRONG BAD: {reading} This is Trevor from Hampden Maine and I was wondering if you could teach me how to be as awesome as you.

{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}

STRONG BAD: Oh, that was great. And who could forget this one?

{He turns around and clicks the remote again. Static cut back to the Tandy, email still on screen.}

STRONG BAD: {reading} I am a vampire and... {typing} And what? That's it?

{Static cut back to Strong Bad in the black scene.}

STRONG BAD: Ah, we sure had some great times Trevor. {leaves quickly}

{Fade to the Tandy, which displays the following message:}

In Memoriam
-Trevor-

STRONG BAD: {voiceover} I'm gonna miss you, bro.

{The Paper comes down.}

Fun Facts

Trivia

• This is the first email featuring Strong Bad's spaceship obsession, continued in credit card and CGNU, and most recently in space program.

Goofs

• When we cut away from the Tandy, the contrast buttons are still clickable (though not visible).

Fast Forward

• The line "I pine for you!" later appears in the game TROGDOR!.

External Links

• watch "trevor the vampire"
• view the Flash file for "trevor the vampire"