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Toilets are an item that have frequently appeared in the Homestar Runner universe, in many differing shapes and forms. Although toilets were mentioned early on in such instances as Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 1.0 and halloweener, they did not appear anywhere on the site until late '02.




Toilet Paper

  • Email new hands (Easter egg) — One of the options for Strong Bad's new hands is a roll of toilet paper.
  • Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad as "Safety Dan" assures Marzipan that her house is safe from Halloween egging and toilet-papering.
  • 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Strong Bad, Strong Mad and The Cheat toilet paper The Stick. They offer to give a roll to the King of Town in exchange for leaving them alone. Strong Bad also sits on a throne made of toilet paper rolls.
  • Baddest of the Bands — Coach Z has a crate filled with "Colonel Rockbottom's half-ply toilet tissue", which he brands with his own logo. Strong Bad steals some to toilet paper The Stick and frame Coach Z. Strong Bad himself refuses to use the toilet paper, claiming that butt requires at least seven plies.
  • Donut Unto Others — Homestar writes his secret recipe for doughnuts on a square of toilet paper.
  • Posh Toilet Paper — This Skills of an Artist consists of Strong Bad drawing a picture of a roll of toilet paper being held by a cat statue.


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