Secret Pages
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This is where all the secret pages and old .swf things go. Please remember to put a description when adding something to the list. Put newer things to the bottom of a list.
Note: Sometimes some of the pages don't work. Just try again at a later date.
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Music
Everybody - A constant loop of the "Everybody!" song used in the intro.
The Cheat is not Dead - A sample of "The Cheat is Not Dead" from the Strong Bad Sings CD.
Limozeen - A sample of the Limozeen song from the Strong Bad Sings CD.
Music - This is the music from the classic cartoon, Marshmallow's Last Stand. (This is a loop from the beginning of Beck's 'Tropicalia')
Oh yeah - Marzipan's song from the Strong Bad Email, marzipan.
Sing Along - A weird unfinished sing-along with Homestar Runner and Strong Bad.
Renegade Master - A sample from the Fatboy Slim remix of Wildchild's "Renegade Master" that was used for the "Characters" button on Main Page 4 for a while, but was replaced by the techno loop below.
Techno - A sample loop from from techno, used in Dancin' Bubs.
Banjo - From the little questions easter egg. Also used in Dancin' Bubs.
Drum N' Bass A loop from Everybody to the Limit, also used in Dancin' Bubs.
Fluffy Puff Theme Song - The Fluffy Puff Marshmallows Theme Song from Meet Marshie
Poop Smoke - A remix including Poot Slap and Deep Purple's Smoke on the Water.
Welcome.mp3 - An mp3 file of the "Welcome to your doom" sound that plays when you go to Strong Bad's website. It is the sound that plays before every boss in the Sega Genesis game "Altered Beast".
Old Stuff
Fan Costumes - A collection of fan submitted Halloween stuff. The original version of Fan Costume Commentary.
Third Games Menu - One of the old game menus.
Old Telebision Toons Menu - Old toons menu, both with and without sound.
Chinese Food Toons Menu - Old toons menu. Related to fortune cookie game?
Loading... - An old loading Homestar thing. Actually from the toon Marshmallow's Last Stand which has been taken off the site.
Broken Tandy Menu - An old Strong Bad Email menu that only goes up to gimmicks. It was used when the Tandy 400 blew up, so Strong Bad had to use notebook paper.
Vacation Menu - An old Strong Bad vacation menu. Click on the post-it note to hear some funny... stuff.
Loading 2 - An old loading screen.
Lava Lamp - Old toons menu with a lava lamp as a back button.
Yearbook Character Page- Old characters page. It was believed to be made sometime after the toon "The Luau". Homsar is not included in the lineup because he was not considered a character back then.
Decemberween Email Menu - This was the "no new email notice" used during the holidays in 2002.
Old Main Page 6 - This is an uncompleted main page from back in 2000. The "new cartoon!" link goes to A Jorb Well Done, the "another homepage" goes to Main Page 10, the "more messages" link goes to Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2, and the "new toons menu" link goes to the current toons menu. Also, the buttons on the left don't work exactly right. Also note that email is above downloads, instead of below store.
Message Bored Rules They appear to be the rules from the Strong Bad Message Bored.
Error Page - The error page that was used before 404'D. If you look closely on the mailbox before the letters appear on the contact page, you can see that Strong Bad face from the old error page.
Intro 2 - Actually the third Intro made between the first, second, and fourth intros.
Wanted - This wanted poster was accessible from the "What's New" button a few days before Strong Bad Is In Jail Cartoon came out.
Old SB Email #46 - This is an alternate version of your friends, with music that ends very early.
- Some other differences:
- in the newer version, an announcer on the TV Strong Mad is watching says "Some type of tv show"
- newer: There are extra buzz saw blades and a bottle of hot sauce behind SB as he bothers Marzipan
- newer: SB is seen holding a bottle of hot sauce as he nettles Homsar
- newer: Strong Bad's mouth is visible in the reflection when he sings the e-mail song
- newer: The Cheat angrily curses Strong Bad (in Cheat-speak) when he's taped to Pom Pom
- older: At the end, Strong Bad says the word "fans" a little differently.
Luau Menu - An updated version of the secret Luau main menu.
Stencils - Stencils you can print to use on pumpkins. Replaced by Pumpkin Stencils
Another Old Toons Menu? - Presumably an old toons menu. The toons.swf file is embedded in this page, however the swf file is no longer on the site. Also note this text contained in the page source: "Kick the Can an ancient homestar cartoon found in the ruins of Pompei the isle of Pom a sweet little story about the big, round, yellow one. Pom-Pom i think is his name. The King of Town The King of Town has lost his crown. No, wait. I mean his sheep. Marshmallow's Last Stand What more is there to life than marshmallows and tag-team wrestling?"
An older old flash stuff menu - Just an older old flash stuff menu. It has the marshmallow's last stand button but it doesnt work.
Another old flash stuff thing - All but two of the buttons don't work.
Astro Lite 2600 - Another version of the Astro Lite game that used to be accessable from the museum.
Old SB Email Selection - The email selection before the email virus
Old games page? - Probebly an old games page.
Random Things
Yellow Dello Deleted Scene - This is the scene from In Search Of The Yello Dello DVD where Strong Bad is talking with Marzipan, but with some odd commentary tacked on the front.
Where the Crap Are We? - Some weird thing with Homestar and Strong Bad that isn't on the official site, but still appears to be the real deal.
Current Toons Menu - The same toons menu, but it has a different page name: not toons.html, but it's tvguide.html. Also you can click here for the swf file: SWF File of the Toons Menu
Happy T - A sign which says Happy T. You can click on some of the letters to hear characters say stuff. Then click in the lower right hand corner of the screen to hear Homsar.
SB Sign - A strange Strong Bad sign.
Needle Point - A needle point thing.
Matt Cake!!! - A scary cake. Click on one of the cherries for a special surprise.
Tire Cake - A tire with candles. Click on one to see the snake from the Strongbadia flag.
50 cake - The easter egg that was used in the email big white face, click on it for all sorts of crazy crap.
Kicking Game - A kicking game. Kick the picture 47 times to see it break. (The picture is of a girl, Taryn, from the old Strong Bad Message Bored, who finally posted her pic after everyone begged her to. The Cheat then made this game.)
H*R Theme - A desktop theme for H*R.
SB Theme - A desktop theme for SB.
Another H*R Theme - A H*R desktop theme for Windows 98. It only downloads the theme song though.
Shirts - Some waffle shirts and some Jamaican shirt thing.
Wireless Bizness - Some cell phone thingy. Has some Strong Bad Emails.
Coolest - A banner which says "THE COOLEST STUFF EVER".
Pom Pom Glossy - A cool Pom Pom picture.
SB Glossy - A picture of Strong Bad that appears autographed by his "main man" in 2 years.
Marzipan Shirts - Marzipan shirts that were never used.
Ween Stuff - What it says.
Bored Buttons - Message bored buttons that were never used.
Not the One Hundredth Email - A little skit with Strong Bad and Homestar made especially for someone who wanted to peek at the one hundredth email before it came out.
H*R Glossy - Just like all the other glossies.
Limozeen eCards - Make and send a Thanksgiving Limozeen eCard. It doesn work though. It just says, loading... and keeps doing that.
H*R Yearbook - It just says "Homestar's yearbook". Scroll over homestar's head to hear him say "Sign My Yearbook! ... but don't use any swears, because my mom reads it.".
Character Cards - Probably an old Characters page. Click the cards to flip through the deck. Homeschool Winner is named here.
Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver - These screensavers can also be gotten by downloading the themes.
404'd - The error message that appears when you go to something on H*R.com that doesn't exist, embedded in this page.
Interview 2 - This is an unfinished version of The Interview. It has less than the original and it seems that the lip syncing is unfinished as well.
Strong Bad's Commentary - This is Strong Bad's Commentary for the The King Of Town DVD, but at the end of this version it explains why Strong Bad did the commentary.
News - The news button that is integrated in every main page.
Homepages - The homepages list that is integrated in every main page.
Answering Machines - The menu in the bottom right of Marzipan's Answering Machine.
Picture 1 - Weird pictures.
Picture 2 - Weird pictures.
Picture 3 - Weird pictures.
Picture 4 - Weird pictures.
Picture 5 - Weird pictures.
No Flash - An old page telling you that you need to download Flash.
Strong Mad Stickers - Print out Strong Mad Stickers!
Ween Intro - The intro that is displayed on Halloween. It always takes you to main page 7 "Dead as a Doornail".
Filter - The flash file used on the index page of the old site. It redirects you to either the Old Intro 2 or the No Flash page above.
Making Out - The "Click on the Monkey!!!" pop-up that was in the 118th Strong Bad Email. Also view the flash file
Seriously! - An Easter egg from the 2003 Hallowe'en toon, accessed by clicking on Homestar (who's dressed as tennis superbrat John McEnroe) in the cast list at the end
MORE TO COME! - The page with the AIM buddy icons on it.
Downloads Menu - Just a different name for the downloads menu, but the screen is smaller.
Banners and Link Graphics - no longer on site, just some pictures that can be used on your site to link to H*R
Mac icons instructions Old mac icon instructions.
Previews
These are the mini-flash animations that appear on the TV screen when you scroll over the title of an item on the Toons Menu. (Easter Egg)
Big Toons
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
- Parsnips A-Plenty
- Where's The Cheat?
- The Luau
- A Jorb Well Done
- The Reddest Radish
- In Search of the Yello Dello DVD
- The King of Town DVD
Shorts
- Peasents Quest Trailer
- Experimental film
- Senor Mortgage
- Cheat Commando's...O's
- The Cheatar
- Cheat Commando's
- Mr. Shmallow
- Ballad of The Sneak
- Lookin' at a Thing in a Bag
- Arcade Game
- 20x6 vs. 1936
- The System is Down
- Meet Marshie
- The Interview
- Fluffy Puff Commercial
- Theme Song Video
- Kick the can
- Strong Bad Sings
Holiday
- Decemberween in July
- Under Construction
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob
- Malloween Commercial
- Superbowl Dealie
- A Decemberween Pageant
- Pumpkin Carve-nival
- The Best Decemberween Ever
- Some Stupid Turkey
- The House That Gave Sucky Treats
- A Mother's Day Message
- A Holiday Greeting
- Homestarloween Party
Puppet Stuff
- Labor Dabor
- Puppet Jam: Vitamins/Celebrities
- Puppet Jam: Tropical Lazor Beams
- Puppet Jam: Bad Jokes
- Puppet Time
- Everybody Knows It
