Made-Up Strong Bad Animals

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Strong Bad imagines himself as various made-up creatures in the Strong Bad Email animal. Most are abandoned concepts, as Strong Bad eventually settles on Sterrance.

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Monstrosity

"I say there, Monstrosity! Do you know the times?"

Monstrosity, as Homestar dubs it, is the first animal Strong Bad imagines himself as. Its defining features include:

  • Claws
  • Horns
  • Tusks
  • Tentacles
  • Proboscis
  • Segmented Eyes

Although Strong Bad mentions these, it doesn't appear to have:

  • Power Doors
  • 15 Year Drivetrain Warranty

Monstrosity bubbles a green froth when it tries to speak due to its proboscis.

(Technically, Monstrosity is depicted with antlers, which are often mistaken for horns. Also, the eyes are actually compound eyes, not, as Strong Bad calls them, segmented eyes.)

Deep Sea Fangly Fish

"Free puppies, gingersnaps, pocket PCs!"

The second attempt at a Strong Bad animal is rendered in Powered by The Cheat style. It comes fully equipped with Christmas lights all over, and a back deck (for dinner and dancing). Strong Bad originally envisioned himself dancing with Baby Styles on this back deck, until he realized that he was already the fangly fish. Instead of a dangling bioluminescent light, its lure is a Homestar Runner head, which tries to attract prey with promises of free puppies, ginger snaps, and Pocket PCs. Somehow, the lure seems to be the brains of this operation, though it is only as articulate as one would expect from a Powered by The Cheat Homestar Runner. This is designed after a species of Anglerfish.

Da Huuuuuudge

"Oh, wow! Look at Da Huuuuuudge!"
Main Article: Da Huuuuuudge

The Red Steckled Elbermung

"No, no, no!"

This is a red gastropod-like animal with a pattern like Strong Bad's mask around its eyes and huge lips, displayed as an illustration in a children's book. It seems to have hair growing on its back. As Strong Bad reconsiders the creature, it is accompanied by targeted captions shooting down its salient features with a "no".

El Pardack

"Why do these keep coming out as nasty blob things?!"

This is a stodgy, potato-like creature with one arm resembling Senor Cardgage's. Its other arm is a soolnd with three toes. It says "what the?", as Strong Bad dismisses it as a "nasty blob thing". The style in which El Pardack is drawn somewhat resembles that of Biscuitdoughhandsman.

Stnank and Grumberto

You're making a terrible Stnank!

Two animals that were sketched for the email, but didn't make it.

The name "Stnank" was eventually used in the email do over, though it was not used as any kind of made-up animal. Strong Bad made up the word to describe a mild mistake that would be worthy of re-doing.

Sterrance

"Aww... look at Sterrance... I want one!"
Main article: Sterrance
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