Homestar Runner and Marzipan's Relationship
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2#Message 6|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar discovers text messaging and is very glad that he and Marzipan will no longer have to talk to each other. | *[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2#Message 6|Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — Homestar discovers text messaging and is very glad that he and Marzipan will no longer have to talk to each other. | ||
*[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar allows Strong Bad to steal Marzipan's purse. | *[[Homestar Presents: Presents]] — Homestar allows Strong Bad to steal Marzipan's purse. | ||
- | *[[Why Come Only One Girl]] — Homestar tells Marzipan | + | *[[Why Come Only One Girl]] — Homestar tells Marzipan "none of your business, stupid"(accidentally confusing it with telling her his cousins are coming). |
*[[Date Nite]] — Homestar says Marzipan looks like "fox's mother", a mistake for "foxy mama", which Marzipan says is even more offensive. Homestar says "You know what I mean. The more offensive one." | *[[Date Nite]] — Homestar says Marzipan looks like "fox's mother", a mistake for "foxy mama", which Marzipan says is even more offensive. Homestar says "You know what I mean. The more offensive one." | ||
*[[DNA Evidence]] — Homestar tells Strong Sad that "The old lady told him to get the DNA evidence". It's possible that he was calling Marzipan an old lady. | *[[DNA Evidence]] — Homestar tells Strong Sad that "The old lady told him to get the DNA evidence". It's possible that he was calling Marzipan an old lady. |
Revision as of 03:55, 8 June 2007
Homestar Runner and Marzipan, although officially dating, have a rather tenuous relationship, as has been evidenced several times. Homestar frequently insults Marzipan (although he may not realize that he is doing so), and Marzipan occasionally treats Homestar with contempt. Occasionally, they even break up or mention breaking up. Nevertheless, they always end up together again. Marzipan, at least, regards their relationship as open.
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Appearances
Homestar offending Marzipan
- In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary — Homestar laughs at Marzipan for being "funny lookin'".
- Homestarloween Party — Homestar chooses to stand next to Bubs instead of Marzipan and has her stand next to Strong Bad.
- The Luau — Homestar skips out on Marzipan's luau, telling Pom Pom that it was terrible, though he does say he loves her.
- The Best Decemberween Ever — Homestar says Marzipan's gift ideas are terrible and that he doesn't even want to see what she got him.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 6.0 — Homestar calls Marzipan "kind of annoying, and overbearing, and kind of a big hippie."
- Where's The Cheat? — Homestar says, "Hey, Stupid!" to Marzipan.
- Email date — An entire Strong Bad Email about an unsuccessful date between Homestar and Marzipan.
- 3 Times Halloween Funjob — Marzipan mentions that Homestar killed Credenza by watering him with Yoo-Hoo. Homestar also says the séance Marzipan has planned for the evening sounds "dumb and boring".
- Happy Fireworks — Homestar tells a cardboard version of Marzipan to shut up.
- Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon — Homestar fails to come up with a way to protect Marzipan from crime.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — In the Tofu Homestar ending, Homestar tells Marzipan, "That costume makes your butt look big."
- Email narrator — Homestar says Marzipan looks like an "enormous alien cow".
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2 — Homestar discovers text messaging and is very glad that he and Marzipan will no longer have to talk to each other.
- Homestar Presents: Presents — Homestar allows Strong Bad to steal Marzipan's purse.
- Why Come Only One Girl — Homestar tells Marzipan "none of your business, stupid"(accidentally confusing it with telling her his cousins are coming).
- Date Nite — Homestar says Marzipan looks like "fox's mother", a mistake for "foxy mama", which Marzipan says is even more offensive. Homestar says "You know what I mean. The more offensive one."
- DNA Evidence — Homestar tells Strong Sad that "The old lady told him to get the DNA evidence". It's possible that he was calling Marzipan an old lady.
- Tis True Pom Pom Tis True — At the end Homestar says Marzipan has a big butt.
Marzipan offending Homestar
- In Search of the Yello Dello — Marzipan slaps Homestar after falsely assuming he killed the Yello Dello.
- Marzipan's Character Video — Marzipan says that she and Homestar are one hot item when she says they are, after which she sometimes says "And today we are not." (sometimes she says "And today we are", and when she does, she "offends" Homestar by leaving to the chinchilla protest.)
- Sensitive To Bees — After Homestar says Marzipan can tell people that he sang with her, she responds, "No thanks!"
- Fall Float Parade — Marzipan is unsympathetic to Homestar's plight of being stuck in a pile of swee-atshirts.
- Email narrator — Marzipan says Homestar looks like a dork in his chef hat.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2 — Marzipan fails to rescue Homestar from quicksand, although it is possible that Homestar is not really sinking.
- Date Nite — Marzipan goes on a date with The Cheat, to Homestar's annoyance. Later, she goes on a date with Bubs.
Homestar and Marzipan Breaking Up
- Pumpkin Carve-nival — Marzipan says she's breaking up with Homestar after he gives her pumpkin last place (although she learns later that it was really Strong Bad dressed as Homestar who gave her last place).
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 9.2 — Homestar breaks up with Marzipan on her answering machine because he believes that she told him to "go away and pick up sticks". He later realizes that this is untrue and seeks to cover up his rash message.
- Store — In the third Store Thank You Message, Homestar tells Marzipan to go away, and she responds, "All right, broken up."
- Email lady...ing — Marzipan asks Homestar if she's broken up with him yet, and he replies, "Yeah, a couple times."
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — In the Cycloptic Homestar ending, Marzipan tells Homestar "I don't think you have to worry about dating anyone from now on," to which Homestar responds, "Hooray!"
Marzipan Preferring Fake Homestars over Real Homestars
- The Luau — Marzipan prefers Tofu Homestar.
- Where's The Cheat? — Marzipan speaks to Homestar Jr. and ignores the real Homestar.
- Email do over — Marzipan makes out with The Cheat dressed in a bad Homestar costume.
- Halloween Potion-ma-jig — All of Homestar's alternate forms at the end except his cycloptic form impress Marzipan (at least at first).
Other References to their Relationship
- She Loves Me! — The first time it is proclaimed that Homestar and Marzipan are in love.
- Old Characters Page — Marzipan's profile calls her Homestar's girlfriend.
- The Reddest Radish — Homestar saves one of Marzipan's radishes from Strong Bad.
- Homestar Talker — The original secret phrase, which is also used in the email virus, was "Making out with Marzipan is totally awesome!"
- Yearbook Character Page — Marzipan's page references how they ocassionally break up.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 3.0 — Everyone wants to be Marzipan's boyfriend (except Strong Bad), but Homestar doesn't understand the situation.
- Emails helium and the bet — Homestar and Marzipan chat by themselves in The Field.
- The Interview — One of the questions Strong Bad asks Homestar regards "your girlfriend, Marzipan."
- Email invisibility — Homestar says, "Marzipan is late" right before Strong Bad comes in to punch him.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 — Strong Bad (as Safety Dan) tells Marzipan that she can just go to her stupid boyfriend's party, most likely referring to Homestar.
- Homestar's character video — He brags that he dates the only girl.
- Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 12.2 — Homestar refers to himself as "Boyfriend Dan" and, later, forgetting who Boyfriend Dan is, tells him to watch his back.
- Email long pants — Marzipan tries to help Homestar recover from a nervous breakdown.
- Email lady...ing — In the flashback, Homestar and Marzipan are standing near each other right before Homestar gets attacked.
- Emails secret identity, keep cool, and your funeral — Homestar and Marzipan are seen hanging out at Marzipan's house.
- Email senior prom — Homestar dances with Marzipan and calls themselves the hottest couple at the prom. Marzipan reminds him that they're the only couple, as always.
- No Hands On Deck — Homestar takes cardboard Marzipan to Marshmallow's Last Stand
- Why Come Only One Girl? — Marzipan and Homestar stand together with rejected female The Hurricane.