Firebert

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Firebert is The Cheat's commando name, originating in the Strong Bad Email army. He insists on being called this whenever he goes on a commando mission for Strong Bad. As seen, his uniform consists of a black two-piece stealth suit with a black snow cap over the top corner of his head.

Firebert later appeared as a character in the Cheat Commandos Adventures cartoon show, presumably voiced by The Cheat. He makes The Cheat noises and is the only commando known to do so, while the other commandos speak intelligibly. Strong Bad plays with the Firebert action figure in the Cheat Commandos commercial. Strangely, Strong Bad speaks intelligibly when doing the voice of the Firebert toy, instead of imitating The Cheat. This may have been before Firebert's voice was established.

Both Strong Bad and Gunhaver think that Firebert is a terrible commando name. In Shopping for Danger, Gunhaver assigns him to think of a better commando name. Despite this, Flashfight thinks it is an "exquisite commando name" and wishes not to fire him, lest the name go to waste. He seems to be the demolitions expert, as evidenced in the original commercial, where he blew up a large cliff, with Blue Laser operatives directly below it. Firebert is one of the Cheat Commandos featured in the first Cheat Commandos figurine set. In the email more armies, The Cheat makes a public appearance as Firebert at the "Vaguely Military Career Fair" next to a sign that reads "Meet TV's Firebert". After some time with no visitors, he dejectedly changes "Firebert" to "Trogdor", which immediately draws a large crowd. He teams up with Dangeresque in Decemberween Dangeresque to find the missing Hot Jones. Firebert can and will eat anything with nutmeg on it, and used this to tactical advantage by eating the Christmas lights restraining him and Dangeresque.

Defining Traits

• Yellow Dog!!
• Black Hat!
• Not a Good Commando Name!!
• That One Little Guy!!

Limited Edition Firebert

• Decemberween Limited Edition
• So Very Festive!
• Includes Nutmeg & Grater!

Filmography

• Debut: Email army
• Complete Filmography

Cheat Commandos
The Commandos	Gunhaver, Crackotage, Fightgar, Firebert, Flashfight, Reinforcements, Reynold, Ripberger, Silent Rip Agent Chimendez, Foxface, Green Helmets, Ser-g-geant Marshie
Blue Laser	Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Babies, Blue Laser Minion, New Bad Guy Girl Character
Other Characters	Gunhavette, Gunk Iller, Mrs. Commanderson, Oliver Smidgen, Reynold's Brother, The Topplegangers
Places	Cheat Commandos HQ (The Screen), Arctic Playset, Kitchen Commandos, Reynold's Office Blue Laser HQ, Blue Laser Commander's Nana's Backyard, Blue Laser Cottage The Desert, Jaded Teen Pizza, Price Style, Reynold's Parents' House, Topplegangers' Hideout
Combat Accessories	Cheat Commandos Vehicles, Crackotage's Plane, Gunhaver's Gun, Justice Rocket Backpack Rocket Rocket, Spy Camera
Episodes	Cheat Commandos, Cheat Commandos...O's, Shopping For Danger, Commandos in the Classroom, Blue Laserdisc Challenge, Let us give TANKS! An Important Rap Song, The Next Epi-Snowed, Two Part Episode (Part 1, Part 2), Dangeresque Puppet Squad: The Hot Jones Hijack
Show Elements	Theme Song, Buy all our playsets and toys!!
Cast and Crew	A. Chimendez, Crack Stuntman, Crack Stuntman's Girlfriend, Guy Who Does The Bad Guy's Voice, The Cheat
Miscellaneous	Playsets (for figurines), Rejected Cheat Commandos, Other Costumes, Pony Fights 2, Cheat Commandos Tactics