DNA Evidence
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'''Page Title:''' All your questions... sort of answered!! | '''Page Title:''' All your questions... sort of answered!! | ||
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+ | ''{Yelow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background zoom out slowly.}'' | ||
+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{voiceover}'' Previously on HomestarRunner.com... ''{Pronounces" previously with a short e}'' | ||
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+ | ''{Fade to the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}'' | ||
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+ | '''MARZIPAN''': And that's when I believed the DNA evidence had been tampered with. | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG BAD''': And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence! | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}'' | ||
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+ | '''MOVIE''': ''{voiceover}'' The DNA evidence was gone! | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a mountain lion is sitting by a couch with Homesar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}'' | ||
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+ | '''MARZIPAN''': Did you find the DNA evidence? | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. Cut to the office. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five. | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}'' | ||
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+ | '''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': DNA evidence. | ||
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+ | ''{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right with "DNA Evidence" written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG SAD''': Attention! Your attention please! | ||
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+ | ''{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops. Cut back to Strong Sad.}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG SAD''': After extensive investigation, ''{Raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart.}'' I'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with... | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}'' | ||
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+ | '''STRONG SAD''': Marzipan. ''{Pronounces it "Marcy-pon"}'' | ||
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+ | '''MARZIPAN''': Well, it all started several weeks ago. | ||
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+ | ''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}'' | ||
==Easter Eggs== | ==Easter Eggs== | ||
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===Remarks=== | ===Remarks=== | ||
*Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook. | *Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook. | ||
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===Inside References=== | ===Inside References=== | ||
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*This is yet another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling]]. | *This is yet another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling]]. | ||
*Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", a reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]]. | *Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", a reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]]. | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*[[HR:dna.html|watch "DNA Evidence"]] | *[[HR:dna.html|watch "DNA Evidence"]] | ||
*[[HR:dna.swf|view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"]] | *[[HR:dna.swf|view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"]] |
Revision as of 00:14, 16 May 2007
Toon Category: Big Toon |
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Strong Sad attempts to solve the mystery of the DNA Evidence.
Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z
Places: The Field, Strong Badia, The Movie Theater, Marzipan's House, The Office, Strong Sad's Room, The Garage, Bubs' Concession Stand, Smoky Office, Computer Room, Coach Z's Locker Room
Date: May 15, 2007
Running Time: 5:35
Page Title: All your questions... sort of answered!!
Contents |
Transcript
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{Yelow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background zoom out slowly.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Previously on HomestarRunner.com... {Pronounces" previously with a short e}
{Fade to the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}
MARZIPAN: And that's when I believed the DNA evidence had been tampered with.
{The music continues. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}
STRONG BAD: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!
{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}
MOVIE: {voiceover} The DNA evidence was gone!
{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a mountain lion is sitting by a couch with Homesar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}
MARZIPAN: Did you find the DNA evidence?
{The music continues. Cut to the office. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.
{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: DNA evidence.
{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right with "DNA Evidence" written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}
STRONG SAD: Attention! Your attention please!
{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops. Cut back to Strong Sad.}
STRONG SAD: After extensive investigation, {Raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart.} I'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with...
{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}
STRONG SAD: Marzipan. {Pronounces it "Marcy-pon"}
MARZIPAN: Well, it all started several weeks ago.
{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Z on Coach Z's medallion to see a Strong Badman comic.
- Click on the Z again after the cutaway to see another Strong Badman comic.
Fun Facts
Explanations
- "On the rocks" means to pour over ice, usually said when ordering an alcoholic beverage.
- Ragamuffin is a term used to describe a child wearing shabby clothing.
Trivia
- The text on the Lappy 486 reads:
Hi. Yeah, go ahead and very safely enter most of your
credit card numbers onto this Lappy. It will safen it all
out.
Thanks,
The Strong Badagement
- The Floppy Disk Container reads "3DFX drivers".
- 3DFX was a brand of graphics cards, the most notable line being the Voodoo cards.
Remarks
- Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in rough copy, he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.
Inside References
- The entire cartoon is a continuation of the DNA Evidence running gag.
- This is another mention of Mountain Dew.
- Homestar's mispronunciation of DNA, and Coach Z's "mild mannered alter-ego" are references to Dan.
- Furthermore, Coach Z's alter-ego's last name is an example of "Man" pronounced as "m'n".
- The box Strong Sad pulls the DNA Evidence out of in the last scene is from The Secrets That I Keep.
- Strong Bad's glasses and the line "Looks like I'm gonna have to jump!" are references to the Dangeresque series of films.
- Bubs' reference to the cost of "an arm and a leg" and Marzipan's response might refer to the fact that many of the characters lack visible body parts.
- Homsar makes a reference to pants
- This is yet another instance of Strong Bad smiling and Strong Sad Smiling.
- Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", a reference to Trogdor the Burninator.
- The vaccum and Coach Z's line about cleaning up lasagna are references to Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene.