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'''Page Title:''' All your questions... sort of answered!!
'''Page Title:''' All your questions... sort of answered!!
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==Transcript==
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''{Yelow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background zoom out slowly.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': ''{voiceover}'' Previously on HomestarRunner.com... ''{Pronounces" previously with a short e}''
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''{Fade to the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}''
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'''MARZIPAN''': And that's when I believed the DNA evidence had been tampered with.
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''{The music continues. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}''
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'''STRONG BAD''': And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!
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''{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}''
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'''MOVIE''': ''{voiceover}'' The DNA evidence was gone!
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''{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a mountain lion is sitting by a couch with Homesar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}''
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'''MARZIPAN''': Did you find the DNA evidence?
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''{The music continues. Cut to the office. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.
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''{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}''
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'''HOMESTAR RUNNER''': DNA evidence.
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''{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right with "DNA Evidence" written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}''
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'''STRONG SAD''': Attention! Your attention please!
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''{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops. Cut back to Strong Sad.}''
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'''STRONG SAD''': After extensive investigation, ''{Raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart.}'' I'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with...
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''{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}''
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'''STRONG SAD''': Marzipan. ''{Pronounces it "Marcy-pon"}''
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'''MARZIPAN''': Well, it all started several weeks ago.
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''{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}''
==Easter Eggs==
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===Remarks===
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*Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.
*Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in [[rough copy]], he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.
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*Strong Sad's chart shows a picture of Homestar smiling with teeth, which were also seen in [[theme song]], yet in [[underlings]] he seems confused as to whether or not they exist.
 
===Inside References===
===Inside References===
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*This is yet another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling]].
*This is yet another instance of [[Strong Bad smiling]] and [[Strong Sad Smiling]].
*Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", a reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]].
*Coach Z's janitor cart reads "JANITATOR", a reference to [[Trogdor|Trogdor the Burninator]].
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*The vacuum and Coach Z's line about cleaning up lasagna are references to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].
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*The vaccum and Coach Z's line about cleaning up lasagna are references to [[Sbemail 169 Deleted Scene]].
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*When Homestar leaves while shuffling his feet, it is probably a reference to Dextor's Laboratory, an old Cartoon Network cartoon.
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== External Links ==
== External Links ==
*[[HR:dna.html|watch "DNA Evidence"]]  
*[[HR:dna.html|watch "DNA Evidence"]]  
*[[HR:dna.swf|view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"]]
*[[HR:dna.swf|view the Flash file for "DNA Evidence"]]

Revision as of 00:14, 16 May 2007

Toon Category: Big Toon
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"...it was just a test tube full of green DNA evidence."

Strong Sad attempts to solve the mystery of the DNA Evidence.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Homsar, Strong Bad, The Cheat, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Coach Z

Places: The Field, Strong Badia, The Movie Theater, Marzipan's House, The Office, Strong Sad's Room, The Garage, Bubs' Concession Stand, Smoky Office, Computer Room, Coach Z's Locker Room

Date: May 15, 2007

Running Time: 5:35

Page Title: All your questions... sort of answered!!

Contents

Transcript

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{Yelow letters reading "Previously on HomestarRunner.com" on a black background zoom out slowly.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: {voiceover} Previously on HomestarRunner.com... {Pronounces" previously with a short e}

{Fade to the field. Marzipan and Homsar are sitting around a wooden table with a pink and white tea set on it. Faint music and snapping noises can be heard in the background.}

MARZIPAN: And that's when I believed the DNA evidence had been tampered with.

{The music continues. Cut to Strong Badia. Strong Bad and The Cheat are seen sitting around a yellow table with a red and black tea set on it.}

STRONG BAD: And that's when I tampered with the DNA evidence!

{The music continues. Cut to inside the movie theater. Strong Sad is sitting in a seat next to Pom Pom.}

MOVIE: {voiceover} The DNA evidence was gone!

{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Strong Bad's statue of him wrestling a mountain lion is sitting by a couch with Homesar's trench coat and bowler hat hung on it. Homestar is standing in the middle of the room. Marzipan leans her head into the scene}

MARZIPAN: Did you find the DNA evidence?

{The music continues. Cut to the office. Strong Bad is sitting at his computer. Pom Pom is halfway off the screen. He leaves followed by Homestar.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: I'll have that DNA evidence on your desk by five.

{The music continues. Cut to inside Marzipan's house. Homestar is sitting on the couch. The lights are off.}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: DNA evidence.

{The music continues. A guitar comes in to the music and begins playing a jazzy tune. Cut to a purple background with "The DNA Evidence" written in block letters. The camera pans down to Strong Sad. Mumbling is heard in the background. Strong Sad has a Easel on his right with "DNA Evidence" written across the top and a diagram of different characters and links between them.}

STRONG SAD: Attention! Your attention please!

{cut to Homsar with his mouth open on the other side of the room. Homsar gulps and closes his mouth. The mumbling stops. Cut back to Strong Sad.}

STRONG SAD: After extensive investigation, {Raises his right hand and turns his head toward the chart.} I'm ready to release my findings. I first spoke with...

{Cut to Marzipan in her kitchen}

STRONG SAD: Marzipan. {Pronounces it "Marcy-pon"}

MARZIPAN: Well, it all started several weeks ago.

{Cut to Marzipan's living room. Marzipan is walking in wearing a toga. There are muddy footprints on the carpet.}

Easter Eggs

"Moist Molecules!"
  • Click on the Z on Coach Z's medallion to see a Strong Badman comic.
  • Click on the Z again after the cutaway to see another Strong Badman comic.

Fun Facts

Explanations

  • "On the rocks" means to pour over ice, usually said when ordering an alcoholic beverage.
  • Ragamuffin is a term used to describe a child wearing shabby clothing.

Trivia

  • The Floppy Disk Container reads "3DFX drivers".
    • 3DFX was a brand of graphics cards, the most notable line being the Voodoo cards.

Remarks

  • Strong Sad is able to write in his notebook without any problems, but in rough copy, he had trouble writing a mere sentence on a single page of the same notebook.

Inside References

  • The entire cartoon is a continuation of the DNA Evidence running gag.
  • This is another mention of Mountain Dew.
  • Homestar's mispronunciation of DNA, and Coach Z's "mild mannered alter-ego" are references to Dan.

External Links

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