An Important Rap Song
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Crack Stuntman has an important message.
Cast (in order of appearance): Gunhaver, Fightgar, Firebert, Blue Laser Commander, Blue Laser Minion, Silent Rip, Crackotage, Flashfight, Reynold, Ripberger, Crack Stuntman, Reynold's Brother, Foxface
Places: Cheat Commandos HQ, Reynold's Parents' House, Beach
Date: Monday, March 26, 2007
Running Time: 2:01
Page Title: We now return to the REAL Cheat Commandos!
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Transcript
{opens to a video camera-like opening screen with static at the top and "PLAY" and a timer going up from "0:20:14"}
GUNHAVER: {standing next to Fightgar and Firebert} Your pants back on, Blue Laser! {weird squeak on 'your'}
{cuts to Blue Laser putting his pants on}
'BLUE LASER: How could you possibly refer to these as pants?
{cuts back to Commandos}
GUNHAVER:Ahhahaha! {turns to other Commandos} Cheat Commandos...riggity-roll!
{other Commandos look confused and surprised...cuts to Silent Rip}
SILENT RIP:Uh...that's not what you usually say!
{cuts back to Gunhaver}
GUNHAVER:Whatever, it's riggity-roll from now on.
{cuts to usual end screen, "Buy All Our Playsets and Toys!!" appears on the screen and is sung to music}
{cuts to pink screen with a guy with a green shirt with "CRACK" on his shirt pocket}
CRACK STUNTMAN:Hi kids. BLAAAAH! {plunges at screen} I'm Crack Stuntman. I'm the voice of the gun-shaver on Cheat Commandos! Here with an important rap song about safety {holds up 1 finger} and spring break. {holds up another finger} {points offscreen} Bust it! {music starts playing, Crack's head bobs to the beat} Well you're a rich kid, living in the suburbs and there's not a whole lot to do. {shows Reynold's brother walking near a counter} You're strolling to the kitchen and what do you find? A bunch of knives {3 knives fall from the top of the frame} ... staring at you. So, {cuts to a white background and as the words are said, the words appear} Kids {spelled as KIDZ on screen} don't play with {wit'} 2 many, knives. C'mon, c'mon. Crack Stuntman, gonna' save some lives. Awwwwwww...it's spring break. {cuts to Crack on a beach with a visor and a hip-hop pose} Girlies running wild...it's spring break {visors stack on top of each other, all saying 'Fresh!'}Runnin' to the beach with the freshest styles. {cuts to blue background, Alabama's background is outlined, then Gunhaver's face, hat and arms are in it} Meet a bunch of kids from Alabama! Beach volleyball {cuts to Commandos playing volleyball on the beach against Blue Laser...Silent Rip spikes the ball on Blue Laser's head} slammajamma! {cuts to a parking lot where two golf clubs are stacked on by a tire} ..., go carts, bunjee-jumpin'! Crack stuntman keeps the base bumpin'! {cuts to Crack Stuntman in front of a graffiti'd wall} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, {cuts to him in front of the words SPRING BREAK} poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {cuts to five of him in a row on a tiled background} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh, {cuts to pink background where these words appear on the screen: Poo ha huh ha huh } poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {those words go across the screen, masking Stuntman singing} Poo-ha-huh-ha-huh. {his arm is scratching a disk to the beat} Poo-poo-ha-ha-ha-huh-haha-huh. {A stylized dollar bill goes on the screen reading at the top "Holler for a Dollar", and with Crack in the space where a president usually is} Holler for a dollar! Shout for some claps, somebody say holler for a dollar, let's turn this party out! Bon-fire on the beach (cuts to commandos and Blue Laser on the beach dancing near a bonfire, Foxface walks by}
Easter Eggs
Fun Facts
Trivia
- This is the first toon in which Foxface has been animated.
Inside References
- "Number One Jams" is a reference to Strong Bad and Stinkoman saying "Number One Jam" in the email time capsule
- The visor Crack Stuntman is wearing has a Pistols For Pandas logo on it.
