3 Wishes

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Strong Bad Email #27

Brandon Hofer asks Strong Bad what his second wish would be if he had three wishes.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad



STRONG BAD: {singing} I got an email. I got an awesome email. {stops singing}

Dear Strong Bad,
If you had three wishes, what would the second 
one be?

Much Crap,
Brandon Hofer
Judson College
Elgin, IL

STRONG BAD: Geez, I didn't need your freaking life story man. {typing} Augh, that's an easy one Brandon. Horns. No question. I'd wish for a pair of horns. Here, check it out.

{Strong Bad bends to the desk and starts drawing. He draws a picture of himself with horns and holds the paper up to show it}

STRONG BAD: Look at how great I would look man. So majestic, yet so wicked awesome. Like I could maybe go on tour with some heavy metal band and like be their mascot you know and come out on stage, and have some type of laser fight with the lead singer and all the fans will go nuts. Oh man, that would be great.

{He puts away the picture of himself with horns.}

STRONG BAD: Okay you guys, so until next week, it's not required that you sign your email "Crapfully yours" or "With a bunch of crap" or "Crap in the times" or "Crap is so great", "Everything is crap", "My middle name is Crapperson". You know, you could just put "Sincerely"... or "Yours truly", that's another good one. Come on guys, I'll still read them.

{The Paper comes down.}

{He picks up the picture of himself with horns again.}

STRONG BAD: You know these horns kinda look like croissants the way I drew them. Maybe my third wish will be for a couple of croissants. Yeah, like heat it up with some butter melting on the top.

{He puts away the picture and clears his throat.}

STRONG BAD: I got to get The Cheat to get me some of those... some of those... {with a heavy french accent} croissants.

Fun Facts


  • With the exception of butt IQ and CGNU (which are abbreviations), this is the only e-mail with a capital letter in its name.
  • This is the first (but far from last) time that Strong Bad complains about people giving "crappy" closings to their e-mails.
  • This is the last email in which Strong Bad says "so until next week", a regular closing line for early emails.


  • If you zoom in on the drawing in the flash file, the lines remain the same width no matter how far you zoom in.

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