spring cleaning
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Strong Bad Email #20
Caitlyn, steve, Mike, Chad, and Sue have some questions for Strong Bad. He'd rather not answer them, making a DELETED free-for-all.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Hello, everybody! This week it's time for some spring cleaning. Ready? Go!
Dear Strong Bad, Why do you hate Homestar so much? He seems like a nice guy to me. Caitlyn
STRONG BAD: Oh, what a good question! Let me think about how I should answer that...
DELETED!!
STRONG BAD: Ha ha ha, that felt great. What's next?
Do you have a secret crush with marzipan? steve sterling, VA
{Strong Bad prounounces VA as "Vah"}
STRONG BAD: Ah, this question is definitely worth my time and consideration.
DELETED!!
STRONG BAD: Uh ho ho, this is getting good!
Dear Strong Bad, How do you type with boxing gloves on? Mike, Bend Oregon
STRONG BAD: Oh, that's a new one. No way do I get this freaking question all the time. I suppose I'll probably answer it right now.
DELETED!!
STRONG BAD: {laughing} Whoa, who's next man?
Dear Strong Bad, Are you made of crap? Did you invent the word crap? Where did the word crap come from? Crapfully crapfully, Chad
STRONG BAD: Oh, I'll totally answer this one because apparently the only thing I'm concerned with is the word crap-
DELETED!!
STRONG BAD: Oh, I'm on a roll!
Strong Bad, Your last email was pathetic. I was disappointed. Come on, you can do better than that! This is like the highlight of my week. Surprised at your lack of humor, Sue
{Instead of saying "Sue", he says and types "deleted".}
DELETED!!
STRONG BAD: Aaaah! I feel so cleansed. So fresh and so clean, clean. Okay, so until next time, ain't nobody dope as me.
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him.}
Fun Facts
Explanations
- Susan, who notes that last week's email was "pathetic", was referring to tape-leg.
Trivia
- This is the first email where the screen flashes DELETED!! when Strong Bad deletes something.
- This is the first time we see a "How do you type with boxing gloves" email.
Remarks
- When Strong Bad answers Susan's email, he types "DELETED" then presses enter. All the other times he deleted emails here, though, he never typed in "DELETED" -- he simply hit one key on the keyboard.
Real-World References
- The last few lines are from a song by Outkast called 'So Fresh, So Clean'; that's why he said 'Clean' twice. The song's chorus goes Ain't nobody dope as me, I'm just so fresh and clean (so fresh and so clean, clean).
