i she be
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Strong Bad Email #13
Strong Bad recieves an email saying "i she be your girlfriend." Then he makes fun of her and forwards the email to The Cheat.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} Email, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh, dud-duh-doo-duh-dud-duh... {stops singing}
hey my name is great looking girl strong bad! i she be your girlfriend.
STRONG BAD: Um... {typing} Hey! My name is Strong Bad, great looking girl! I he be your boyfriend. Okay, seriously. All i gotta say about this is... GET IN LINE SISTER!!! I mean, do you know how many freakin emails I get like this a DAY? From ladies with proper grammar? I mean come on! A guy's gotta have some standards right? But, I do feel kinda sorry for you, so I won't let your email go to waste. {He moves on to a clear screen and forwards the message to The Cheat.} Okay, so tune in next time: Same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel.
{The Paper comes out and it says "Click here to e-mail strong bad", click on the text to email him. After a few seonds, the scene changes to Tangerine Dreams. The Cheat is sitting at his computer. An online messaging program is open. The conversation runs as follows:}
- gr8lookinggrrl: are you around, clown?
- cheatachu72: sure am, sam.
- gr8lookinggrrl: LOL!!! :-*
- cheatachu72: i want us to meet in person
- gr8lookinggrrl: OMG! where?
- gr8lookinggrrl: the food court?
- cheatachu72: sbarro. 8pm
- gr8lookinggrrl: whatta you look like?
- cheatachu72: 6ft tall. buff. big red 'M' on my chest. no neck.
- gr8lookinggrrl: can't wait. L8r
- gr8lookinggrrl signed off
Fun Facts
- The IM is most likely from AOL/AIM. You can tell because the sounds for receiving/sending a message are the default ones for AIM, and the blue and red used for the two names is an AIM default. Also, "great looking girl" is using one of the cheesy smileys you get with their service.
- At the top of the IM window, it says "instant messenge." 'Messenge' is not a word.
- "Sbarro's" is an Italian food chain which appears in several mall food courts.
- "I she be" is most likely a typo of "I should be" or "I shall be."
- This is the first occurrence of The Cheat's computer, Tangerine Dreams.
- The song that Strong Bad sings at the start of this email is the theme to the popular '80s kids' TV show He-Man and the Masters of the Universe.
- The "same Strong Bad time, same Strong Bad channel" is a reference to the '60s Batman TV show, which ended "Tune in next week, same Bat-time, same Bat-channel."
- There is dispute on Strong Mad's height. This one says 6 ft. while others disagree.
