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Strong Bad Email #70
Somebody asks Strong Bad why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and grey body.
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, Strong Sad, The Poopsmith
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Transcript
STRONG BAD: Hoo! Cha! Cheritiza! Hooritajuzu-duh-email!
{reading}
Dear Strong Bad, Why are you so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body? Jen C from Millbrae, CA
STRONG BAD: {typing} Big, white face and gray body?!? Who is she talking about? Hang on a second. {types run "M4RZ1P4N"} Is she talking about Marzipan? {Marzipan's picture shows up on his computer} No, her head is...more like a baseball bat. {types run "bu-hubs"} Maybe Bubs? No. Bubs is definitely of the blue-headed persuasion. {types run "undabite"} Homestar's got the white head, but...his body's just kinda that red skirt. {types run "no-neck"} Strong Mad doesn't really have a head or a body. {types run "dacheese"} The Cheat's physiology just plain baffles me. {types run "mr.smith"} Um, the Poopsmith? Oh, the Poopsmith! Why would she think he has a gray body? Maybe her monitor isn't calibrated right. Or maybe she's like...on one of those old black and white monitors. {types run "b/w", it converts his monitor to an old Macintosh layout} That's it! {tabs out of the Macintosh layout, starts typing} Yeah, maybe I am a little hard on that guy. I should do something nice for him.
{Strong Bad gets up, Strong Sad walks past}
STRONG SAD: Just on my way to do some stuff--oh! What's this say? {reads the email, mumbling} Finally! My come-uppance has arrived! I should go wait somewhere inconspicuous and act none the wiser. {The cartoon changes so it looks like we're on the Macintosh setup with the caption "A little while later..." We see Strong Sad standing out in the field.} Oh, nothing, nothing... {Strong Bad starts walking past him with a cake behind his back} Oh, hey, Strong Bad!
STRONG BAD: Hey, wiggity-wiener.
STRONG SAD: Did you have something you wanted to tell me?
STRONG BAD: Ummm...you're the wiggity-wiener?
STRONG SAD: No, not that. What are you holding behind your back?
STRONG BAD: Ummm...a single deuce? Doosh? {flips him the single deuce}
STRONG SAD: No, your other back!
STRONG BAD: Uhhh...cake for the Poopsmith? Doosh? {throws the cake in Strong Sad's face} Aww, look what you made me do! Now I gotta make the Cheat make me another cake. {walks off}
STRONG SAD: I wish I could say that this is the first time this has happened to me. Today.
{Back to the Mac screen, "Another while later..." we cut to the Poopsmith and his pile of whats-it. Strong Bad walks up to him with another cake.}
STRONG BAD: Hey doodoo man! I just wanted to apologize for throwing that first cake at Strong Sad. I put some beans on it. You know. In case maybe you wanted beans on it. {The Poopsmith shrugs} I hope there's no hard feelings. {The Poopsmith takes the cake} Anyways, it really stinks over here, so, uhh...I'm--I'm gonna go. Enjoy the cake.
{Strong Bad walks off, The Paper comes down}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the image of The Cheat to check out his physiology.
- At the end you can click on a bit of poo on The Poopsmith's shovel to download those mac desktops as wallpaper.
- Also at the end, you can click on the cake to see what the cake looks like - you can keep clicking on it to add toppings to it. You can add (in this order): fortune cookies, Chinese food, grapes, Golden Grahams cereal, ice cubes, lemon slices, and finally, a Swiss Cake Roll and the "50" candle from 50 emails.
- If you wait, The Poopsmith will start poking the paper with his shovel.
Fun Facts
- The email's page title says "Compy 086" instead of "Compy 386", and there's an icon on the black and white mac desktop that says "Compy 086". There was no 086 processor.
- The Macintosh System Software 6 or earlier (or any Macintosh OS as of now) is incapable of running on the 386 processor; and no Macintosh Classic computers had a command line such as Strong Bad's. Did Strong Bad just break the operating system barrier?
- The first cake said, "Hey Poopsmith! Here's a cake!" All you have to do is view the flash file and zoom in on it. It's hard to read, but legible.
- The Apple desktop has Karateka on it, a very famous game from 1984 by Jordan Mechner.
- Strong Bad's opening saying is strongly borrowed from during Strong Bad's random outburst in funny at Strong Sad.
- When Strong Sad asks what Strong Bad is holding behind his back he says the single duece, Pom Pom's favorite ummmm......."punch" from the bird
