Seriously

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Seriously is Homestar Runner's catch phrase.

Contents 1 Homestar Runner's catch phrase 1.1 Strong Bad 2 By other Characters 3 Other appearances

Homestar Runner's catch phrase

• A Jumping Jack Contest — "Seriously, Pom Pom, I'm about to pee my pants."
• In Search of the Yello Dello Theatrical Trailer — "No seriously, what?"
• A Mother's Day Message — "You had to say it. Pom Pom, seriously. He had to say it."
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 — "Seriously, that is not what I said, at all."
• Fluffy Puff Commercial — "Seriously, folks, they're the best."
• First Time Here? — "Okay, this time I'm totally gonna get it. Seriously you guys."
• TV Time Toons Menu — "Ummm... Seriously."
• Email english paper — The half-eaten breakfast burrito that was put on eBay was eventually pulled from the auction when the bid was maxed out. After the cancellation, Homestar left a message reading "Sewiouslwy guys, this thing is half eaten afterall."
• 3 Times Halloween Funjob (Easter egg) — "Seriously! You can't be serious! That ball was on the line!"
• Email lunch special — "Oh man, that is so fake. Seriously. You can totally see the strings!"
• Summer Short Shorts — "Seriously, Pom Pom. You and me, we're like two breads in a biscuit. Two breads in a biscuit!"
• Strongest Man in the World
  • "All right, seriously. At first it was cute, but this is just borderline unsportsmanlike!"
  • "All right, seriously, Pom Pom. Gimme the golbol!"
• Date Nite — "Seriously, Strong Strong, we've gotta do something about this."
• Fan Stuff — "Seriously, Pom-Pom, I'm a total pumpkin."
• Wallpaper download — "Seriously."
• Store Bumper Sticker — "Seriously."

Strong Bad

• Strong Bad Lib from A Jumping Jack Contest — "No, seriously. I'm a pretty (adjective) person."
• Main Page 12 — "Seriously, I Really Shoulda Won All Those Times!"
• Email i she be — "Okay, seriously. All I gotta say about this is... GET IN LINE SISTER!!!"
• First Time Here? — "No, seriously. I'm Strong Bad, and you don't know it yet, but I'm the reason you're here. Check me out! No, seriously, check me out."
• Email new hands — "I am still awesome. Seriously."
• Email kids book — "Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book."
• Email the facts — "Homestar, a cartoon starring you would be horrible. It'd just be you saying 'Sewiously' all the time and acting like a moron...all the time."
• It's like it was meant to be — "I'm seriously not kidding."
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 2.0 — "Seriously... put some stuff in the street!"
• Email long pants — "You made Homestar go nuts and you've seriously creeped me out."
• Email business trip — "I think we should seriously talk about your name, Roxy."

By other Characters

• Halloween Fairstival (by Bubs) — "I mean, seriously, people, it's the '90s!"
• Happy Hallow-day (by Strong Sad) — "Seriously, we have to find Halloween Night."
• Jibblies 2 (by Strong Sad) — "That means you should seriously stop hogging all the hot chicks."
• Quality Time (by Cardboard Homestar) — "Sewiously, Marzipan, how do you get so smart?"

Other appearances

• Awexome Cross — On the title page, accompanying the words "collect much buxx, "get turbos," etc. is "seriously".
• Hallrunner — "Seriously. Time to call it quits."
• Peasant's Quest — "Behold the TrogShield! No seriously, behold it."
• Commandos in the Classroom — At the end, a new lesson is introduced: "Next week... Lesson 5: Listen you guys, you seriously need to start showering [every day]".
• Thy Dungeonman 3
  • "Things continue in similar, gruesome fashion until thou art seriously pecked."
  • "Seriously though, game over."
• Weekly Fanstuff (September 22, 2005) — A barbeque with "seriously" painted on it.
• Weekly Fanstuff (April 27, 2006) — "Seriously talented clown".
• Podcast description of kids' book — "Strong Bad seriously defaces a children's book."