lady...ing
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Strong Bad Email #135
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The Cheat, The Announcer, Homestar Runner, Marzipan
Computer: Lappy 486
Date: August 8, 2005
Running Time: x:xx
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing in falsetto} Why do I check emails the way I do? I don't know. {begins reading}
subject: Ladies...Dear Strongest of the Bads,
Lorenzo and Fillbert
We are two desperate losers who could never get any
ladies. Since you're such a lady expert, could you give us
any tips on lady...ing.
Your 2nd and 3rd best Friends Ever,
{After reading "could never get any ladies", Strong Bad says "Oooh, something I would not openly admit." He inserts a long pause between "lady" and "ing."}
STRONG BAD: 2nd and 3rd best friends?? What about Fabrosi? What'd you two do to Fabrosi? Eh, whatever. That guy's probably out lady-ing with that fake mustache he always wears. It's only gonna attract gold-diggers. {hits return} Desperate losers or not, you guys should remember that I addressed this issue, like, 5 or 6 years ago. In fact, I think it mighta been the first email I ever checked. The Cheat, roll that beautiful email footage!
{Cut to the computer desk. The Cheat walks in holding a laserdisc.}
STRONG BAD: Ooh, a laserdisc. {music starts and The Cheat spins the disc as Strong Bad sings} The Cheat's playin' something on a laserdisc. Everything is better on a laserdisc. Whatever happened to the laserdisc? Laserdisc! {The Cheat and Strong Bad touch hands as the music stops.}
{The Cheat walks to the left. Cut to the old loading screen from Marshmallow's Last Stand.}
Dear Strong Bad,
I am a desperate loser. Can you
give me any tips on lady-ing?
Your 1st best Friend ever,
Fabrosi
STRONG BAD: But of course. When it comes to the ladies, I've got no... competition! {He pronounces the last word like on the Strong Bad talker. He jumps up and shakes as he says it.} Holy crap.
{Cut to a close-up}
STRONG BAD: First, Fabrosi, you've got to look as much as possible like the Strong Bad. {He points to himself with both hands.}
Easter Eggs
- At the end click on the word "And" to see a scene with Marzipan and Homestar.
- Click on the Floppy Disk Container to see some lotion.
- Click on Strong Bad's head to see his dream.
