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Revision as of 02:59, 5 October 2004
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Summary
Strong Bad Email #77
Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach. Who needs pecs when you've got abs?
Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Bad, The King of Town, Strong Sad, Marzipan, Homsar (easter egg)
Transcript
STRONG BAD: {singing} I met her in the summertime. Her name was... {high pitch singing} e-mail!
{reading}
Hey Strong Bad, I thought you looked cute as a Japanese cartoon with the blue hair and everything. ^_~ I was thinking you might look even better if you got out in the sun and got a nice tan. I've heard that a nice tan really helps your muscles stand out. Meg, KS
{Strong Bad says "EEEO HE! I think that's how you say that..." for "^_~"}
STRONG BAD: {typing} That's a good point, KS. With the summer months all up on us, I'll probably be going shirtless more often than usual. I know one thing the ladies love more than a regular Strong Bad is a lightly toasted Strong Bad. {clears screen} And I guess it'll help to accentuate my abdominal muscles and my abs, and my cloits. They're already bulging all over the place as it is, but I guess a little more definition wouldn't kill me.
{Cut to Strong Bad lying on a towel, sunbathing in the field. Next to him are buckets labeled 'Animal Phat - "it's lard, yo!"' and 'cocoa butter'}
STRONG BAD: Alright c'mon sun, show me what you got. Don't pull no punches neither. I want the real radioactive stuff.
{enter stage right, The King of Town, wearing round sunglasses}
THE KING OF TOWN: {Sniffs} Oh there it is!
STRONG BAD: {rising from his towel} There what is?
THE KING OF TOWN: Ooh nothing. Hi Strong Bad. How are you this day?
STRONG BAD: Well, I was certainly better before you showed up. I'm still doing pretty good.
THE KING OF TOWN: {sneakly stealing the cocoa butter while Strong Bad isn't looking} Oh good, Oh, well that's all I wanted to know. I guess I'll be moving to a different smell-- place. {shoots off stage right taking the cocoa butter}
STRONG BAD: What the-? Hey! He took my cocoa butter!
{The King of Town peeks back in and grabs the Animal Phat with his invisible hands}
STRONG BAD: What? Aw!
{The words 6-8 hours later in the Compy 386 font appear on screen. Cut to Strong Bad sunbathing again. His chest is now extremely pink. Marzipan enters with a large green oriental style umbrella}
MARZIPAN: Strong Bad, how long have you been laying here?
STRONG BAD: I dunno, 6, maybe 8 hours
MARZIPAN: You know, you're supposed to flip over every 15 minutes or so...
STRONG BAD: What? Who wants a tan on their back? There's no abs to accentuate. Not like up here. {stands, admiring his non-existant abs} Ooh, check it out, Ab City, USA, {Shaking hips. We can see that Strong Bad's back is lily-white.} do do do.
MARZIPAN: Strong Bad, I don't see a single ab.
STRONG BAD: What are you talking about, it's like a cold one brewery over here, there's so many six-packs. {producing a sharpie marker} check it out, {drawing abs onto his chest} one, two, threefourfivesix. Oops, forgot the hatching. {adds shading}
MARZIPAN: Aren't you supposed to have pecs?
STRONG BAD: Don't need em! That's why they call me Double A. All Abs.
MARZIPAN: That's weird.
{Marzipan exits stage right}
STRONG BAD: Whoa, I bet I could make some serious dough off this idea. I could be like, a thousandaire, or at least a hundredaire.
{cut to fake ad, with Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000 zooming in slowly}
ANNOUNCER: Introducing the all new Strong Bad Ab-Abber 2000! Get results like the the professionals in {words appear on screen} Minutes! Nay! Seconds! Just listen to this guy over here!
{cut to Strong Sad holding the Ab-Abber 2000}
STRONG SAD: {sounding like he is reading off of a tele-prompter} Since using Strong Bad's Ab-Abber Two Thous And the ladies have been all up ons. {talking to someone off camera} All up ons? I don't even know what that means?
STRONG BAD: {off camera} Well, Strong Sad, it means they really like you.
STRONG SAD: But they don't! Especially now with all this sharpie on my stomach.
STRONG BAD: Just read the lines man.
{Strong Bad's hand appears on camera holding what appears to be a plush lobster}
STRONG BAD: Do you want to see Gooblies again or what?
STRONG SAD: You leave Gooby out of this!
{Cut to: Close up of the Ab-Abber 2000 box with words 'Act Now!' flashing at the top of the screen}
ANNOUNCER: Act now and recieve the Cloitserizer {words appear at bottom of screen} Abs-solutely free! {words disappear} Max out your {words appear flashing in center screen} Cloits and Dloits!!?! with the ease of a thousandaire. Strong Bad's Ab-Abber 2000. {words appear} "They'll be all up ons!"
{The Paper appears}
Easter eggs
- Click on the little "G" tag (right side, up near Strong Bad's hand) on Strong Sad's lobster Gooblies to see a Homsar Celebrity testimonial.
- Click on the marker at the end of the email to see the instructions for Strong Bad's Ab-Abber.
Fun Facts
- The second bucket says "Animal Phat". Phat is a slang word meaning cool.
