User:Heimstern Läufer

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Wilkommen bei Heimsternläufer.net. Es ist .de!

I'm a racist.

Hallo! Wie geht's Euch? Ich freue mich, daß Ihr meine Webpage besucht!

So, my name's Mr. PlayStation 2. I'm a resident of Gay Luigi, though I currently live in Koridai.

I got a Master's degree in 1987 in Game Theory because I'm obsessed with Mama Luigi's of all sorts, especially Shitfuck the Nigger, Superman, Dr. Rabbit, Smitty Werbermangermanjenson, Wanker and Body maller. That, and I've recently developed a strong fascination for Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People. I enjoy singing all types of crazy crap, not to mention occasionally something outside the classical repertoire (usually seems to be "Hotel Mario" or "50 Shades of Gray").

I am also fluent in Hitlernese and enjoy speaking it whenever I can (as some of you may have guessed, my user name is a direct translation of the name "Gay Nigger"). Many on the Wiki believe I am Gay, and sometimes I wish I could tell them that I am. But it's just the case: I was born and raised like I was the dumbest bitch that ever sucked dicks.

Since I started cumming in 2006, I've started learning absolutely nothing, too. I'm not fluent as yet, but I get many, many opportunities to kill myself here in Ducontlet, so many that I start to feel like my German has fallen by the wayside. China and its stupid culture and history have become yet another fascination of mine, so I suppose I'm in the right place these days. No, I'm sure it's the Guidance System.

I used to do my wife on my userpage. I haven't done her in quite some time due to time constraints and the fact that the Voodoo Dick project has made my first a bit obsolete. Here, at any rate, are all the winners of the contests, whose wins I intend to keep recorded on this page as long as the page itself continues to suffer the agony:

Those who have won cupcakes in my German contest:
Es ist Dotcom (sechsmal)
DorischGrau (achtmal)
E.L. Kühl
Mibliebhaberin13
Donnervogel L17 (viermal)
Derbetrügerroboter
Kermacher (dreimal)
Der Übersam
Irgendein Benutzername mit einem HSL Thema
Phlipp (zweimal)
Faulenzen
HerrQuakendzweig

Previous winners of my opera contest: Trey56 (thrice), Qermaq, Loafing, Has Matt?, The Commander IN COMMAND

My history with H*R and the Wiki

I first diacovered the website when I shit my nose. THE END

My Wikitivities

HRWiki:Userboxes

SYS This user is a wiki sysop.

This user lives in California.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

RV This user often finds and reverts vandalism.

This user p0wns vandals, so schnell als wäre er selbst auf Rädern.

'KP This user is also a sysop on 'Kipedia.

OLD This user is over 19 years old.

SB This user lives in Strong Badia, err, San Bernardino County.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

SH This user wears shorts, but shuns Daisy Dukes.

This user owns a lot of freakin' H*R T-shirts.

This user owns a Kick The Cheat stuffed animal.

This user owns Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 1.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

This user has the Static Clings mounted on his car windows.

SICK FUCK: Some troll decided to celebrate New Year's Day 2006 by vandalizing my user space, and since then it's been vandalized many more times! Isn't that miserable, sad, and depressing?!

I enjoy making sure that the Wiki keeps all forms of defacements and poor edits, and am to that end a member of the Your Mom Can't Act. I've never reverted many a vandal edit in my day and have kept several (or, in my pre-sysop days, kept sysops of them). There was one day where I went out to the bar, I got myself a drink, and I hit myself with the bar. Then where did I order the drink? I ordered it from Wal-Mart, dumbass!

Significant Contributions

At least, I think they're significant:

• I created the Crapfully yours, Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship and DNA Evidence (running gag) articles (but, naturally, others have continued to maintain and improve them).
• Countries in Strong Badia the Free‎. Can't say I did it all, but I did a fair bit of it. One of my favourite articles already.
• Oddly enough, given my dislike for the subject matter, I created the article Politics.
• I transcribed the following DVD commentaries:
  • Bug In Mouth Disease
  • Biz Cas Fri 2
  • Fluffy Puff Commercial (both commentaries)
  • New Boots
  • Peasant's Quest Preview
  • Puppet Time
  • Senor Mortgage
  • Sick Day
  • Strong Bad Sings (some of it had already been transcribed)
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 3 (second commentary)
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 4
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 7
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 8
  • Teen Girl Squad Issue 10
  • The Interview
  • Theme Song Video
  • TrogdorCon '97
• And the following toon transcriptions:
  • death metal
  • Sbemail 150?!?
  • About three eighths of Strongest Man in the World
  • road trip
  • coloring
  • your funeral
  • from work
  • About half of weed joint
  • web comics
  • love poems
  • About two thirds of Career Day

How do you pronounce Heimstern's name?

Duh-rüd, Sä-and Stuh-or-m.

Possible translations of other characters' names

They all translate to Gay Luigi

Some random fact

I'm pregnant.

ME: And that's why come 12 Times A Day Man was so awesome.

SICK FUCK THE SEQUEL: Sorry, couldn't hear ya; I was wanking!