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[[Image:HomestarOriginalBook.jpg|thumb|The original cover of the book that started it all]] | [[Image:HomestarOriginalBook.jpg|thumb|The original cover of the book that started it all]] | ||
- | '''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''' is | + | '''''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest''''' is a farcical children's book that started the entire [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] body of work. Intially created as {{w|Zine|a small, handmade, photocopied booklet}}, a digital archive in the [[museum]] includes the story pages plus alternate front covers. |
- | The Homestar Runner | + | The story follows [[terrific athlete]] The Homestar Runner and his friend Pom-Pom as they enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest: "whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Fellow competitor Strong Bad (aided by [[The Cheat|a yellow critter]]) [[Cheating|cheats]] in an underhanded attempt to win the day, but good sportsmanship ultimately prevails. |
- | + | '''Cast (in order of appearance):''' {{Film|The Homestar Runner (storybook)}}[[Category:Homestar Runner Filmography]], {{Film|Pom Pom}}, {{Film|Tiny-Handed Strong Bad}}[[Category:Strong Bad Filmography]], {{Film|The Cheat}}, {{Film|Mr. Bland}}, {{Film|The Robot (storybook)}}, {{Film|Señor}}, {{Film|The Announcer}}, {{Film|The Grape Fairie}}, [[The Fat Bee]] | |
- | ''' | + | '''Date:''' July 1996 |
- | {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}; {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3|notitle=true}} (Easter | + | '''Page Title:''' The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest |
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+ | {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 2}}; {{dvd|Everything Else, Volume 3|notitle=true}} (Easter egg) | ||
== Background == | == Background == | ||
- | + | [[File:InstagramHomestarStrongBadZerothDesigns.jpg|thumb|Early sketches of [[Homestar Runner]] and [[Strong Bad]] by [[Craig Zobel]].]] | |
- | + | The original book was co-created by [[Mike Chapman]] and [[Craig Zobel]] in the summer of 1996. The two college-aged friends were working for the {{w|1996 Summer Olympics}} in [[Atlanta]];{{ref|1}} Mike worked the night shift as a lighting technician for an Australian sports channel.{{ref|8}} During a day off, they went to a local bookstore and found themselves looking at children's books. Joking that many of the books were "total crap", the duo decided to make a book of their own.{{ref|1}} ''The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest'' was created that same afternoon, completed in a few hours.{{ref|2}} The duo worked together on the character designs, with Pom-Pom being created by Zobel.{{ref|1}} Chapman and Zobel wanted the storybook to feel different from the books they had seen, writing it with a strange tone that would made the book feel as if it were from another country or [[Deliberately Poor English|translated from another language]].{{ref|3}}{{ref|a}} The uncolored illustrations were drawn with markers on printer paper; in 1997 the images were scanned and colored [[Photoshop|digitally]].{{ref|4}} | |
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+ | Though the characters and story were all invented on the day of writing the book, the ''name'' "Homestar Runner" dates back to several years earlier.{{ref|b}} Friend [[James Huggins]], imitating a commercial featuring [[Atlanta Braves]] baseball player [[Mark Lemke]], had ad-libbed that Lemke was the "home star runner" for the Braves as he could not recall any actual baseball positions.{{ref|c}} | ||
- | + | About a dozen copies of the small book were made at a local {{w|FedEx Office|Kinko's}} and given to friends and relatives.{{ref|1}}{{ref|5}} There was never any intention of publishing the book; Mike would later recall being upset when learning that [[Don and Harriet Chapman|his father]] had submitted it to publishers without his knowledge.{{ref|2}} | |
- | + | [[Matt Chapman]] was not involved with the book's writing, alternately joking that Mike and Craig "told me to shut up and to go away,"{{ref|6}} or that he had "stolen" Homestar Runner from Zobel.{{ref|7}} The [[Mario Paint]] animation "[[Super NES]]", created later in 1996, was his first involvement with Homestar Runner. | |
== The Story == | == The Story == | ||
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- | | ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || || [[ | + | | ''Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field.'' || The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) || ''N/A'' || [[oldhr:book1.html|Page 1]] |
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- | | ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[ | + | | ''Homestar is standing on an orange star background.'' || The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) || supa punchtime! || [[oldhr:book2.html|Page 2]] |
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- | | ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[ | + | | ''Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background.'' || The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... || Oh, Pollette! || [[oldhr:book3.html|Page 3]] |
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- | | ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[ | + | | ''Homestar is standing in front of a star.'' || Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. || big head, tiny legs || [[oldhr:book4.html|Page 4]] |
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- | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. | + | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field.'' || One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. |
+ | |rowspan=9| pom-pom's beady eyes || [[oldhr:book5.html|Page 5]] | ||
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- | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || | + | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights.'' || The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. || [[oldhr:book6.html|Page 6]] |
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- | | ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" | + | | ''Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field.'' || On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" || [[oldhr:book7.html|Page 7]] |
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- | | ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... | + | | ''Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background.'' || The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... || [[oldhr:book8.html|Page 8]] |
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- | | ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. | + | | ''Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals.'' || ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. || [[oldhr:book9.html|Page 9]] |
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- | | ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. | + | | ''The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules.'' || Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. || [[oldhr:book10.html|Page 10]] |
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- | | ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || | + | | ''The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. || [[oldhr:book11.html|Page 11]] |
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- | | ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up. | + | | ''Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH".'' || Mr. Bland did not hold up.|| [[oldhr:book12.html|Page 12]] |
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- | | ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. || | + | | ''The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes.'' || The Grape Fairie added another grape. ||[[oldhr:book13.html|Page 13]] |
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- | | ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor<!--[sic]--> was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[ | + | | ''Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT".'' || Senor<!--[sic]--> was NOT the strongest man in the world. || havin a little trouble || [[oldhr:book14.html|Page 14]] |
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- | | ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. | + | | ''Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground.'' || Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. |
+ | |rowspan="4"| where's the plug? || [[oldhr:book15.html|Page 15]] | ||
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- | | ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. | + | | ''Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants.'' || There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. || [[oldhr:book16.html|Page 16]] |
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- | | ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" | + | | ''Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background.'' || Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" || [[oldhr:book17.html|Page 17]] |
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- | | ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. | + | | ''Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble.'' || The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad.|| [[oldhr:book18.html|Page 18]] |
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- | | ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[ | + | | ''Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes.'' || Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. || squisha squisha squisha || [[oldhr:book19.html|Page 19]] |
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- | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[ | + | | ''Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background.'' || Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. || WORLD BEST || [[oldhr:book20.html|Page 20]] |
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== Fun Facts == | == Fun Facts == | ||
- | + | [[File:TwitterForReallyOriginalBook.jpg|thumb|200px|Original artwork and photocopied pages from the book.]] | |
+ | ===Trivia=== | ||
*Strong Bad has a [[belly button]]. | *Strong Bad has a [[belly button]]. | ||
- | * | + | *This was the first appearance of [[kicking The Cheat]]. |
+ | ===Remarks=== | ||
+ | *Although identified as "a cheat", the character was not officially named "The Cheat" until the [[Old Characters Page]]. | ||
+ | ===Goofs=== | ||
+ | *The caption describing [[Señor]] being squished prints his name as "[[Senor]]", without the tilde. | ||
+ | ===Fast Forward=== | ||
+ | *Many toons and other site elements were later produced that mimicked the style of the book, referred to as the [[Storybook World]]. | ||
+ | **The opening passage {{--}} both "Everybody loves the Homestar Runner" (alternatively written as "''Everyone'' loves...") and especially "he is a [[terrific athlete]]" {{--}} would often be repeated in [[:category:Early Work|early works]] and Storybook toons. | ||
+ | *Strong Bad later made a [[Books Defaced By Strong Bad|"revised" edition]] of the story in the [[Strong Bad Email]] [[kids' book]], called "[[Strumstar Hammer]]". | ||
+ | *For the book's tenth anniversary, it was remade as the toon [[Strongest Man in the World]]. | ||
+ | *Early plans for a sequel book, entitled ''[[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!]]'', were made later in 1996. The book was never completed, though selected sketches from it were shared in the [[Sketchbook (museum)|Museum Sketchbook]]. | ||
+ | **For the 20th anniversary of the original book, its unfinished sequel was revisited in the toon [[Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold]]. | ||
== DVD Version == | == DVD Version == | ||
- | *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch | + | *The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player's audio language selection while watching. This only applies to [[Everything Else, Volume 2]]. |
- | *The book is now read out loud. The narrator reading the book | + | *The book is now read out loud, with Homestar and Strong Bad saying their respective lines. |
- | *Instead of the images being | + | *The narrator reading the book comments on the sound effects in the book while reading: |
- | + | **When Mr. Bland is squashed, the narrator says, "Squish. That says 'Squish' there." | |
- | + | **When Señor is squashed, the narrator says, "Splurt. It says 'Splurt'." | |
- | + | **When The Cheat unplugs the Robot, the narrator says, "Zip. The yellow man says 'Zip'." | |
- | + | *Instead of the images being full screen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to [[kids' book]], with the same music playing. | |
- | + | *Both times the narrator says "contestants", it is [[-ant Pronounced With a Hard A|with a hard A]]. | |
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=== Commentary Transcript === | === Commentary Transcript === | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Oh great, I have to talk to you. | '''MIKE:''' Oh great, I have to talk to you. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have to ta | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' You don't have to ta{{--}} why don't you just sit there in silence, I'll take over. |
'''MIKE:''' Let's see it. | '''MIKE:''' Let's see it. | ||
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'''MIKE:''' Very possibly. | '''MIKE:''' Very possibly. | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' It could be like, this page has been gr | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' It could be like, this page has been gr{{--}} that page was graffitoed. |
'''MIKE:''' Just your belly button? | '''MIKE:''' Just your belly button? | ||
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'''STRONG BAD:''' Turn them out. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Turn them out. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Sounds like it would be very | + | '''MIKE:''' Sounds like it would be very{{--}} very{{--}} very{{--}} very painful. |
'''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Senor. | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah. Senor. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' Look at The Tea | + | '''MIKE:''' Look at The Tea{{--}} The Teach got a tongue! |
'''STRONG BAD:''' The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen. | '''STRONG BAD:''' The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen. | ||
- | '''MIKE:''' He's gotta be plugged | + | '''MIKE:''' He's gotta be plugged{{--}} H-he's got a pretty short cord, too. |
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the point, you can wa | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, what's the point, you can wa{{--}} It's like them boots that I had. Where I could only walk, like, twelve... y-y-y-yards, short, whatever shortest... |
'''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a mouth within your mouth there! | '''MIKE:''' ''{laughs}'' You've got a mouth within your mouth there! | ||
- | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I | + | '''STRONG BAD:''' Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I{{--}} like, I clearly told them, "I'm taking a nap! Shut the contest down for a moment!" and they didn't listen. |
- | ==Fun Facts== | + | === Fun Facts === |
*Strong Bad refers to the [['Lectric Boots]] he owned in [[extra plug]]. | *Strong Bad refers to the [['Lectric Boots]] he owned in [[extra plug]]. | ||
*Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in [[theme park]]. | *Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in [[theme park]]. | ||
- | *Strong Bad commenting his taking a nap under the grapes instead of being squished (as is the case in the story) may be a reference to the [[Strumstar Hammer]] version of the story from an Easter egg in [[kids book]]. | + | *Strong Bad commenting his taking a nap under the grapes instead of being squished (as is the case in the story) may be a reference to the [[Strumstar Hammer]] version of the story from an Easter egg in [[kids' book]]. |
*[[The Teach]] was first referenced in [[geddup noise]]. | *[[The Teach]] was first referenced in [[geddup noise]]. | ||
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+ | == See Also == | ||
+ | *[[Storybook World]] | ||
+ | *[[Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!]] | ||
+ | *[[Where My Hat Is At?]] | ||
+ | *[[Strongest Man in the World]] | ||
+ | ===References=== | ||
+ | # {{note|1}} [http://www.gothamist.com/archives/2004/06/04/craig_zobel_film_production.php "Craig Zobel, Film Production"], ''{{w|Gothamist}}'', 4 Jun 2004 | ||
+ | # {{note|2}} [[Gizmodo Interview - 24 Jan 2017|"An Oral History of Homestar Runner, the Internet’s Favorite Cartoon", ''Gizmodo'']], 24 January 2017 | ||
+ | # {{note|3}} [[Adventure Gamers Interview - 12 Dec 2008|"Strong Bad’s the Brothers Chaps", ''Adventure Gamers'']], 12 Dec 2008 | ||
+ | # {{note|4}} [[Late Nite JengaJam Interview - 4 Oct 2007|"The Brothers Chaps What Made The Homestar Runner", ''Late Nite JengaJam'']], 4 Oct 2007 | ||
+ | # {{note|5}} [[UMFM Interview - 20 May 2003|"The Homestar Runner Interview", ''UMFM'']], 20 May 2003 | ||
+ | # {{note|6}} [[Run Devil Run Interview|"homestar runner interview", ''Run Devil Run'']], 2003 | ||
+ | # {{note|7}} [[NYU Talk - 1 Mar 2005|"A Date with Homestar Runner", live appearance at New York University]], 1 Mar 2005 | ||
+ | # {{note|8}} [[The Boston Globe Interview - 9 Aug 2003|"Looking at a Thing in a Bag", ''The Boston Globe'']], 9 Aug 2003 | ||
+ | ===Footnotes=== | ||
+ | <ol style="list-style-type:lower-alpha"> | ||
+ | <li>{{note|a}} The "foreign" feeling of early ''Homestar Runner'' would continue with the usage of Japanese katakana in [[Super NES]] and British English in [[Where My Hat Is At?]]</li> | ||
+ | <li>{{note|b}} Estimated as far back as 1992 by Huggins at the [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show|20th Anniversary Show]]. Lemke first played for the Braves in 1988.</li> | ||
+ | <li>{{note|c}} Discussed in many places, including ''Gothamist'',{{ref|1}} ''The Boston Globe'',{{ref|8}} ''[[Club Aquatica Interview - 29 Oct 2003|Club Aquatica]]'', ''UMFM'',{{ref|5}} [[Flashforward 2006 Seattle - 28 Feb 2006|''Flashforward'' 2006]], [[Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show]]</li> | ||
+ | </ol> | ||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
* [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]] | * [[HR:firstbook.swf|View the Flash file for the Original Book]] | ||
- | * [[ | + | * [[oldHR:book1.html|View the old Original Book]] |
{{Museum}} | {{Museum}} |
Current revision as of 23:46, 26 May 2025
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The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest is a farcical children's book that started the entire Homestar Runner body of work. Intially created as a small, handmade, photocopied booklet, a digital archive in the museum includes the story pages plus alternate front covers.
The story follows terrific athlete The Homestar Runner and his friend Pom-Pom as they enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest: "whoever holds the most grapes, wins." Fellow competitor Strong Bad (aided by a yellow critter) cheats in an underhanded attempt to win the day, but good sportsmanship ultimately prevails.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Homestar Runner (storybook), Pom Pom, Tiny-Handed Strong Bad, The Cheat, Mr. Bland, The Robot (storybook), Señor, The Announcer, The Grape Fairie, The Fat Bee
Date: July 1996
Page Title: The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest
DVD: Everything Else, Volume 2; Everything Else, Volume 3 (Easter egg)
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[edit] Background
The original book was co-created by Mike Chapman and Craig Zobel in the summer of 1996. The two college-aged friends were working for the 1996 Summer Olympics in Atlanta;[1] Mike worked the night shift as a lighting technician for an Australian sports channel.[8] During a day off, they went to a local bookstore and found themselves looking at children's books. Joking that many of the books were "total crap", the duo decided to make a book of their own.[1] The Homestar Runner Enters the Strongest Man in the World Contest was created that same afternoon, completed in a few hours.[2] The duo worked together on the character designs, with Pom-Pom being created by Zobel.[1] Chapman and Zobel wanted the storybook to feel different from the books they had seen, writing it with a strange tone that would made the book feel as if it were from another country or translated from another language.[3][a] The uncolored illustrations were drawn with markers on printer paper; in 1997 the images were scanned and colored digitally.[4]
Though the characters and story were all invented on the day of writing the book, the name "Homestar Runner" dates back to several years earlier.[b] Friend James Huggins, imitating a commercial featuring Atlanta Braves baseball player Mark Lemke, had ad-libbed that Lemke was the "home star runner" for the Braves as he could not recall any actual baseball positions.[c]
About a dozen copies of the small book were made at a local Kinko's and given to friends and relatives.[1][5] There was never any intention of publishing the book; Mike would later recall being upset when learning that his father had submitted it to publishers without his knowledge.[2]
Matt Chapman was not involved with the book's writing, alternately joking that Mike and Craig "told me to shut up and to go away,"[6] or that he had "stolen" Homestar Runner from Zobel.[7] The Mario Paint animation "Super NES", created later in 1996, was his first involvement with Homestar Runner.
[edit] The Story
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Homestar Runner is standing in an empty field. | The original children's book that started it all. Here's the first cover. Notice at this point he's THE Homestar Runner. (July 96) | N/A | Page 1 |
Homestar is standing on an orange star background. | The alternate, construction paper cover. A little less embarassing. (Sept 96) | supa punchtime! | Page 2 |
Homestar is standing on a diamond-patterned background. | The 'I'm just learning Photoshop' remix of the cover. (July 97) And now, onto the story... | Oh, Pollette! | Page 3 |
Homestar is standing in front of a star. | Everybody loves the Homestar Runner. He is a terrific athlete. | big head, tiny legs | Page 4 |
Homestar and Pom Pom are standing in a field. | One day, his friend, Pom-Pom, asked him to enter the Strongest Man in the World Contest. | pom-pom's beady eyes | Page 5 |
Homestar and Pom Pom are lifting weights. | The Homestar Runner agreed, and the two trained for days and days to become the strongest men in the world. | Page 6 | |
Strong Bad and The Cheat stand next to Homestar and Pom Pom in the field. | On the way to the contest, another competitor, Strong Bad, made fun of them. "I'm the very strongest! You guys are not very strong!" | Page 7 | |
Mr. Bland, The Robot, and Señor stand in ovals on the background. | The contestants: Mr. Bland, The Robot (last year's winner), Señor... | Page 8 | |
Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and Homestar also stand in ovals. | ...Pom-Pom, Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner. | Page 9 | |
The Grape Fairie is flying over the contestants on a Bumble Bee, while The Announcer holds up a sheet of paper with the rules. | Upon their arrival, the rules were explained: The Grape Fairie starts everyone off with twenty grapes, then adds one at a time. Whoever holds the most grapes, wins. | Page 10 | |
The grape fairie is granting each contestant twenty grapes. | The Grape Fairie granted each of them twenty grapes. | Page 11 | |
Mr. Bland's legs are seen under his pile of grapes with the caption "SQUISH". | Mr. Bland did not hold up. | Page 12 | |
The grape fairie is putting another grape on each pile of grapes. | The Grape Fairie added another grape. | Page 13 | |
Señor is seen being squished under his grapes, with the caption "SPLURT". | Senor was NOT the strongest man in the world. | havin a little trouble | Page 14 |
Five grapes are seen on the ground by The Robot's foot, and The Cheat is seen running away from an electrical socket with The Robot's plug on the ground. | Suddenly, the Robot shut down and dropped his grapes. Homestar knew something was up. | where's the plug? | Page 15 |
Another grape is being added to the piles of the final three contestants. | There were only three contestants left. Another grape was added. | Page 16 | |
Homestar is in the foreground, noticing The Cheat helping Strong Bad hold his grapes in the background. | Homestar noticed that Strong Bad was getting some extra help. "I will drop my grapes and uncover that CHEAT!" | Page 17 | |
Homestar's pile of grapes is on the ground, and Homestar is kicking The Cheat from under Strong Bad's pile, causing Strong Bad to wobble. | The Homestar Runner yanked the cheat out from under the pile of grapes. "OH NO!" screamed Strong Bad. | Page 18 | |
Strong Bad is seen under his pile of grapes and Homestar is standing next to Pom Pom, who is still holding his grapes. | Strong Bad was squished and Pom-Pom won. | squisha squisha squisha | Page 19 |
Homestar and Pom Pom are each wearing medals and are holding a trophy between them, while The Grape Fairie is flying in the background. | Knowing that he could not have done it without The Homestar Runner's help, Pom-Pom shared the trophy. | WORLD BEST | Page 20 |
[edit] Fun Facts
[edit] Trivia
- Strong Bad has a belly button.
- This was the first appearance of kicking The Cheat.
[edit] Remarks
- Although identified as "a cheat", the character was not officially named "The Cheat" until the Old Characters Page.
[edit] Goofs
[edit] Fast Forward
- Many toons and other site elements were later produced that mimicked the style of the book, referred to as the Storybook World.
- The opening passage — both "Everybody loves the Homestar Runner" (alternatively written as "Everyone loves...") and especially "he is a terrific athlete" — would often be repeated in early works and Storybook toons.
- Strong Bad later made a "revised" edition of the story in the Strong Bad Email kids' book, called "Strumstar Hammer".
- For the book's tenth anniversary, it was remade as the toon Strongest Man in the World.
- Early plans for a sequel book, entitled Homestar Runner Goes For The Gold!, were made later in 1996. The book was never completed, though selected sketches from it were shared in the Museum Sketchbook.
- For the 20th anniversary of the original book, its unfinished sequel was revisited in the toon Homestar Runner Goes for the Gold.
[edit] DVD Version
- The DVD version features creators' commentary. To access it, switch the DVD player's audio language selection while watching. This only applies to Everything Else, Volume 2.
- The book is now read out loud, with Homestar and Strong Bad saying their respective lines.
- The narrator reading the book comments on the sound effects in the book while reading:
- When Mr. Bland is squashed, the narrator says, "Squish. That says 'Squish' there."
- When Señor is squashed, the narrator says, "Splurt. It says 'Splurt'."
- When The Cheat unplugs the Robot, the narrator says, "Zip. The yellow man says 'Zip'."
- Instead of the images being full screen, the book is now presented in a similar fashion to kids' book, with the same music playing.
- Both times the narrator says "contestants", it is with a hard A.
[edit] Commentary Transcript
STRONG BAD: Oh great, we gotta watch this one now?
MIKE: Oh great, I have to talk to you.
STRONG BAD: You don't have to ta— why don't you just sit there in silence, I'll take over.
MIKE: Let's see it.
STRONG BAD: Takin' the reins! {monotone} Hi, my name is Strong Bad, welcome to the commentary. I'll be taking the reins today. {Makes microphone clicking noise} If you'll look to the back of your cabin, this is The Homestar Runner Enters The Crappiest Universe In The Man Contest. {click} If you took at this page, they have a bunch of barbells. {click} This is the page that's the best all over, because I'm in part of it.
MIKE: Are you gonna get a new... new little gimmick, or are you just gonna do that. We're on a ride at the theme park, the whole time.
STRONG BAD: Oh, okay. {deep voice} Hi, I'm the spaceship Strong Bad, and you're on board a spaceship. {click} Uh... This is a... {normal voice} Look, I look great. In that picture.
MIKE: You had a belly button there.
STRONG BAD: Yeah. Is it just that page?
MIKE: Very possibly.
STRONG BAD: It could be like, this page has been gr— that page was graffitoed.
MIKE: Just your belly button?
STRONG BAD: Just my belly B.
MIKE: {laughs} You've got a name for your belly button.
STRONG BAD: Belly B, man. Speaking of bees, the bee fairy. {short pause} Who is the guy that's narrating this thing, I wanna punch him. I wanna turn his lights out.
MIKE: {laughs} Turn them out or punch them out?
STRONG BAD: Turn them out.
MIKE: Sounds like it would be very— very— very— very painful.
STRONG BAD: Yeah. Senor.
MIKE: Look at The Tea— The Teach got a tongue!
STRONG BAD: The Teach? I never seen the tongue before on The Teach. Uh... So what's with that robot? That's the worst technological robot I've ever seen.
MIKE: He's gotta be plugged— H-he's got a pretty short cord, too.
STRONG BAD: Yeah, what's the point, you can wa— It's like them boots that I had. Where I could only walk, like, twelve... y-y-y-yards, short, whatever shortest...
MIKE: {laughs} You've got a mouth within your mouth there!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's creepy. That was clearly graffitoed onto me. All right, you missed the part, I— like, I clearly told them, "I'm taking a nap! Shut the contest down for a moment!" and they didn't listen.
[edit] Fun Facts
- Strong Bad refers to the 'Lectric Boots he owned in extra plug.
- Strong Bad's monotone voice and mimicked microphone clicks are similar to how he sounds in theme park.
- Strong Bad commenting his taking a nap under the grapes instead of being squished (as is the case in the story) may be a reference to the Strumstar Hammer version of the story from an Easter egg in kids' book.
- The Teach was first referenced in geddup noise.
[edit] See Also
[edit] References
- ^ "Craig Zobel, Film Production", Gothamist, 4 Jun 2004
- ^ "An Oral History of Homestar Runner, the Internet’s Favorite Cartoon", Gizmodo, 24 January 2017
- ^ "Strong Bad’s the Brothers Chaps", Adventure Gamers, 12 Dec 2008
- ^ "The Brothers Chaps What Made The Homestar Runner", Late Nite JengaJam, 4 Oct 2007
- ^ "The Homestar Runner Interview", UMFM, 20 May 2003
- ^ "homestar runner interview", Run Devil Run, 2003
- ^ "A Date with Homestar Runner", live appearance at New York University, 1 Mar 2005
- ^ "Looking at a Thing in a Bag", The Boston Globe, 9 Aug 2003
[edit] Footnotes
- ^ The "foreign" feeling of early Homestar Runner would continue with the usage of Japanese katakana in Super NES and British English in Where My Hat Is At?
- ^ Estimated as far back as 1992 by Huggins at the 20th Anniversary Show. Lemke first played for the Braves in 1988.
- ^ Discussed in many places, including Gothamist,[1] The Boston Globe,[8] Club Aquatica, UMFM,[5] Flashforward 2006, Homestar Runner 20th Anniversary Show
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