Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky? | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky? | ||
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE:'''I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once! | + | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once! |
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| - | :'''DANGERESQUE:'''Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right. | + | :'''DANGERESQUE:''' Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right. |
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Revision as of 02:08, 2 December 2008
These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque
- Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
Contents |
Intro
- DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
- THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...
Dangeresque
Look
{Chosen in order.}
- DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
- DANGERESQUE: I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
- DANGERESQUE: Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
Get/Use
{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}
- DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}
Talk To
{Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
- THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
- THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
- DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!
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Lamp
Look
- DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
Switch
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
Get/Use
- {When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
- DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
- THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
- DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
- {When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.
Rug
Look
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
- {When rug corner is raised, lights on}
- DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds open}
- DANGERESQUE: I can't see anything under the rug in all this moonlight.
- {When rug corner is raised, lights off and blinds closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
Get/Use
- {When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!
- {When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}
- DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!
Talk To
- {When rug is flat}
- DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
- {When rug corner is raised}
- DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!
Door
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.
Get/Use
{Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.
- DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
- THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
- {opens door}
- THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?
- DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
- {A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}
Talk To
{Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?
- THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh right. Forgot already.
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
- THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
- DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
- DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
- THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
- {banging on the door, which bursts open}
- DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.
- {Game Over sequence}
Blinds
Look
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: These blinds are keeping me from seeing the city at large.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: Man, that city is SO at large. And so is that fat guy watching TV in that apartment over there.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: You got it, hoss.
- {If blinds are closed, opens blinds; if blinds are open, closes blinds}
Talk To
- {When closed}
- DANGERESQUE: Thanks for providing the appropriate noir atmosphere, blinds.
- {When open}
- DANGERESQUE: HEY FAT GUY WATCHING TV!! Nope, can't hear me.
Ashtray
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It's an ashtray. The ash meter is on 'E'
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: No thanks. That would get me all ashen. Faced.
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Your ash is grash!
Dangerdesque
Look
- DANGERESQUE: The Dangerdesque is built to withstand gunshots, slammed-down badges, and impromptu makeouts with femme fatales.
Get/Use
- {When desque is closed}
- DANGERESQUE: This whole system is outta line!!
- {pounds the desque, which pops open}
- {When desque is open}
- DANGERESQUE: Policy?! How did policy help that poor innocent girl?!
- {pounds the desque, which closes}
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Dangerdesque... Do you know the times?
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