User:Zephiel
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Hello and welcome to my LEGITIMATE USER PAAAAAGE! This is...my page. Yeah. Still in the editing process.
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[edit] Favorite Quotes
"I like music. ...and cloth." - What's-her-face (Teen Girl Squad Issue 12)
"TECH-NO-LOG-I-CAL RO-MANCE!" - Strong Bad (Teen Girl Squad Issue 12)
"The good times are over!" - Homestar (Bug In Mouth Disease)
"I guess I never really used it all that much. After I put on all this weight, I could only hover a couple of two or three inches off the ground anyways." - Bubs (lunch special)
"I am legally obligated to ask you to proceed." - Strong Bad (looking old)
"And I'm the mayonaise, 'cuase I'm as smart as peanuts!" - Homestar (Summer Short Shorts)
"Take a trip to the mooouuntains!" - Marshie (retirement)
"Hide some in your pocket for SECRET EATING!" - Marshie (Meet Marshie)
"Kick you in the grill!" - Bubs (replacement)
"DELORTED!" - Coach Z (replacement)
"We just call that one blue." - Marzipan (coloring)
"I WANT PRESENTS! I WANT PRESENTS!" - The Ugly One (Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)
"Let's see... Lion's mouth plus Decemberween present divided by peer pressure times height equals... TRIPLE SALCHOW!" So-and-So (Teen Girl Squad Issue 6)
"Oh, now here's somethin' that doesn't appear to be makin' fun of me. It's the Pam Pam b'loon!" - Coach Z (Fall Float Parade)
"You say tomater, I zader matermorts." - Coach Z (Fall Float Parade)
"Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits." - Reynold (Commandos in the Classroom)
"I think my rhymes are truly broke. Broke broke broke broke broke broke broke!" - Crackotage (Commandos in the Classroom)
"Let's sing a song of Pennzoil!" - Homsar (Fall Float Parade)
"Hey, my birthday was last week. I don't see anyone making any Stinkoman shaped pancakes!" - Stinkoman (Happy Trogday)
"Andy H-S-I-A-O, and sometimes Y..." -Strong Bad (looking old)
...with more to come.
[edit] Top 5 Favorite Characters In Thier Respective Order and Why
1. Bubs
-Bubs is my Verah Favorite Charactah. His jokes aren't usually based around anything except the topic at hand, and the occasional Concession Stand Joke, which are usually subtle. On a side note, I've been told I imitate him quite well.
2. Coach Z
-Although most of his jokes are infact based around his accent, some of them are hilarious. One of my favorites is in Welcome Back when Coach Z says "Come on Glorten camp!" and in 3 Times Halloween Funjob when he says "Trick or Trort!" and then Bubs says "C'mon, man!" and then Coach Z replies with "Okay, Trick or Treat."
3. Homsar
-Homsar is the most random character on the site, in my opinion. Constant incoherent babbling is, for some reason, a total plus in my book. His derby hat's movements are funny, as well, especially the totally random spinning or moving around in shapes and patterns and stuff.
4. Marzipan
-Marzipan's old hippie-ish jokes are still hilarious, her other jokes are hilarious, and even her Halloween Costumes are funny. The funniest part of her character in my opinion is her on-the-rocks relationship with Homestar. ...which is the perfect segway for...
5. Homestar
-Homestar is entirely stupid and dumb and pretty funny. His "ignorance is bliss" policy jokes always crack me up and...that's about it.
Honorable Mention:
6. Strong Bad
-Woah, I'm probably one of the only members who's top 5 favorite characters didn't include Strong Bad. He's really funny and you just want to watch emails over and over again...but there's a few of his jokes out there that I couldn't stand to hear again.
The other characters I don't really care for. Strong Sad might be next, but his jokes get old kinda fast. The Cheat's personality is really straightforward and I don't really like his total in-your-face-edness. Next is Pom-Pom, who turned into a secondary character, which I don't like. Next is the King Of Town, who's meat jokes get old. Next might be Strong Mad...not my favorite...yeah. Last would be the Poopsmith, who has little personality.
[edit] I am...
I'm Pom-Pom. ...but the image went Red X'd. Yeah. Pom-Pom.
[edit] Emails I sent
Just for the record, here I will record all the emails I sent. (Note: Any mispellings done purposely)
1.what would happen
D-E-A-R S-T-R-O-N-G B-A-D,
hello i was wondering if what wuld happen if all of the people u made fun of magically disapeared
from lightbulb
[edit] Unofficial Quote of the Day
Credit to Venusy, used with permission from Doriangray . All rights reserved 'n' stuff.
Updated Mostdays.
[edit] Past Quotes
| Quote | From |
|---|---|
| Homestar Runner:Extra-size, Pom Pom! Lemme see ya pour on that extra sauce! That strangest man in the world contest ain't gonna win itself! | Strongest Man in the World Contest |
| Doreauxgard:Well, that was hilarious. (Special April Fools Edition) | dna evidence |
| The King of Town:Had a head like a big ol', round ol', red ol', nasty ol' egg, and hands like biscuit dough! | Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon |
| Homestar Runner:This juice box is gonna roast up good and plenty! Dark and lovely! Bed, Bath, and Be-yond! | 4 branches |
| Bubs:Hey, Bubs... this is Marzipan! Oh, snap! I mean... hey, Marzipan, this is Bubs! | Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 7.0 |
| So-and-So:I love the Mall. I wish the mall could be my ringtone. | Teen Girl Squad Issue 11 |
| Old-Timey Strong Bad:Says here in the news-papper that the encapturement of the new apparition garners a top reward of 26 and one pennies. | That A Ghost |
| Strong Bad:I'm gonna go interrogate the toilet for about eight minutes. See if he knows anything. | Happy Hallow-day |
| Fightgar:Ah-ha ha ha! You're deep-dish! Ah-ha ha! And you've got extra cheese! Ah-ha ha ha ha! Oh, pepperoni! | Commandos in the Classroom |
| Distorted Coach Z:Strong Bad had me over for Gumbo one night, and I don't know what kind of doodoo meat he was using in there, but I had to puke! | couch patch |
