User:Homestarmy Commando1

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Word up!

Hey guys! I'm Homestarmy Commando1, a member of the HRWiki, a long-time HSR fan. My name's Bill. Just letting you guys know so you can refer to me by name if need be.

About Me

Well, here's the lowdown:

HRWiki:Userboxes

This user uses Windows 7.

OLD This user is 19 years old.

RIGHTY This user is right-handed

This user is an American.

This user lives in Michigan.

WIN This user was Sam the Man's 4th MVU.

SBA This user is a member of the Strong Bad Allegiance.

2004 This user discovered the HSR site in 2004.

This user's favorite email is car.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best.

This user watches Strong Bad Emails on his PSP.

This user's favorite character is Coach Z.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user loves Cheat Commandos.

This user's favorite toon is Where's The Cheat?.

MEH This user can understand Cheat Talk.

LOL This user is funny.

This user can count to G!

That's nothing. This user can count to purple backwards!

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

This user could use a dollar, he could use a couple bucks.

Looks like this user's gonna have to jump!

This user owns a Strong Bad T-shirt.

This user wishes he owned a Coach Z T-shirt.

This user owns a White Homestar Classic T-shirt.

This user owns a Kick The Cheat.

This user owns Set 1 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns Set 2 of the Collectible Figurines.

This user owns Everything Else, Volume 2.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe.

This user owns strongbad_email.exe Disc Four.

This user owns Strong Bad Sings and Other Type Hits.

I'm 19 years old. I live in Livonia, MI. I'm in my second year of college at Lawrence Tech. I like video games, baseball, hockey, girls, cars, music, and - it goes without saying - Homestar Runner. My involvement with the HRWiki and other HSR-related info can be found in the userboxes to the right of the screen.

My history with HSR and the HRWiki

I discovered Homestar Runner through a classmate of mine in 4th grade. She told me to check it out, and I was hooked with the first few toons and SBEmails I saw. I eagerly anticipated the new SBEmail every week. The first toon I ever saw was The House That Gave Sucky Treats, and the first SBEmail I ever saw was car. This is probably the site I have visited the most in 14 years of my existence, but now has fallen to sixth out of who knows how many (according to my Google Chrome stats). I have sent Strong Bad emails, but have never had any of them answered. The sad thing is that I'm kind of alone in my H*R fandom - when I ask people about Homestar, they say, "Homestar? What the hell is that?" Ouch.

I found the HRWiki off of the Wikipedia page for Homestar Runner. I edited a few pages, got hooked, got tired of being called an anonymous IP adress on the history pages, and signed up to be a full-fledged member. I'm good at proofreading, transcription, and picture-making.

I still check the site and watch the toons every now and again, hoping for that mysterious 207th SBEmail to be published so we at the Wiki can go nuts and hope for further updates, even though most of us are grown men and women with jobs and other preoccupations. I'll check the Wiki when I think of it, so if for some strange reason you need to contact me, don't be alarmed if I don't respond for a few days to months.

Awards

I have won the MVU (Most Valuable User) from Sam The Man for my uploaded images.

Achievement Challenge

This is a challenge I keep on my profile to make it look like I'm popular. Periodically, I'll have the name of an Xbox 360 Acheivement, and the first one to tell me what game it's from and closely state its description (how you get the Achivement) in the appropriate section of my Talkpage will win one of the Userboxes below and a space on the "Plaque of Winners". For bonus points (and a special Userbox), also tell me how many GamerPoints it's worth. Thank you to Heimstern Läufer and Trey56, from whom I borrowed (stole, more or less) the format of this challenge.

The Achievement:

Dirty Business

If you state the game and the description closely, you get the following Userbox:

This user has completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.

If you state the game and perfectly state the description, along with how many GamerPoints it's worth, you get this Userbox:

This user has perfectly completed Homestarmy Commando1's Achivement Challenge.

My Goals

Here are my goals for my HRWiki future:

• Keep the HRWiki from going under in any way I can

Character Quotes

Here are my favorite quotes from each character:

It goes: Character, Quote, SBEmail/Toon

Homestar Runner: Oh, crap! It's tasteball already? (theme park)
Coach Z: The King's gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the Chort! (Where's the Cheat?)
Strong Mad: Did you just say parakeet? (caffeine)
Strong Sad: No, No! Parakeet. (caffeine)
Strong Bad: AUGH! Getitoffme getitoffme getitoffme! (Marshmallow's Last Stand)
Bubs: ...and that's how I almost died the fifteenth time! (pom pom)
Marzipan: Homestar, I don't have time to trick you into making out with a mop again this year! (A Decemberween Mackerel)
The King of Town: Hecks no! I got stuck in here ten minutes before you! (Welcome Back)
Homsar: AaAaAaAaAa! It's time for tasteball! (theme park)
Matt Chapman: Mike really just closed the door and is still sitting next to me. (comic commentary)
Mike Chapman: I'm gone! I'm in the next room! (comic commentary)
Ryan Steritt: {laughing} Did you spell "Deutsch" right? (haircut commentary)

Other Cool Stuff

I received a personalized response from Matt about a video with a HSR mention in it. Here are the transcripts of both emails:

To: brotherschaps@homestarrunner.com
Subject: Homestar mentioned in a soldier-made video

Hey Matt, Mike, Ryan, and others:

Have you seen this video made by American soldiers in Iraq? In the beginning, the soldiers sing the Strong Badia national anthem!

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1708922

Sincerely, Bill C.
Livonia, MI

Reply:

Hey Bill,
We hadn't seen that before. That's awesome! We especially love the two dudes hopping up and down in the background. Very cool. Thanks for sending that.

Rock, rock on,
Matt

Internet Aliases

I belong to many communities and games across the internet. If you see one of these names in the following games, you'll know it's me!

That's all I have for now; I might have more later on.

Well, That's It

Thanks for taking the time to read this. Thank you for your patronage. Y'all come back now, ya hear? Sincerely,
Homestarmy Commando1