Strong Bad and Strong Sad's Relationship

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Strong Bad's relationship with Strong Sad usually consists of Strong Bad hurting or making fun of Strong Sad, though not all the time.

Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad

• Various places: Insulting nicknames.
• Theme Song Video: Tied him to a spinning wheel and threw a Big Knife at him.
• Homestar Presents: Presents & The Best Decemberween Ever: Locked him in the bathtub, like every Decemberween.
• Email 1 step ahead: Glued his hands to his face twice, then to his butt.
• Email your friends: Whacked him continuously with a wiffle bat.
• Email 50 emails: Attempted to sell his soolnds to poachers.
• Email cheat talk: Hit him in the stomach with the keyboard.
• Email dragon: Burned his drawing of a dragon with the BMW Lighter.
• Email fingers: Imagined him dead several times.
• Email big white face: Threw the first cake at him.
• Email privileges: Encouraged The Cheat to drill his face and hands.
• Email stunt double: Forced him to stunt double him on dangerous scenes.
• Email date: Gave Strong Mad a class ring with a camera to punch him in the face.
• Email impression: Forced him to say "Hello, my name is Strong Sad"; flicked his "ear".
• Email no loafing: Repeatedly jumped on him while saying "I hate you" over and over.
• Email caffeine: Slipped him some caffeine, eventually causing him to pass out.
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon: Stole his iPod.
• Email haircut: Drew on him with his "Light Pen".
• Email theme park: Made "The Strong Sad Gets Decked Repeatedly Stunt Spook-tacular" a show in his Strong Bad's Mount RidesPlace USA.
• Email replacement: Trained people to attack him.
• Email dangeresque 3: Stole his sandwich; forced him to stunt double for Strong Mad on dangerous scenes.
• Experimental Film: Stole his spotlight from the commentary.
• strongbad_email.exe Disc One Menu: Kicked The Cheat into him.
• Email radio: Forced him to act like a disc jockey, The Deathly Pallor.
• Email origins: Made him a bellybutton with an electric drill, then threatened him with a second bellybutton.
• Email best thing: Threw the remote at him.
• Bug In Mouth Disease: Convinced him that all his underwears somehow ended up individually priced and labeled in an online auction so he could watch Caleb Rentpayer.
• Email record book: Awarded him the record for "Biggest Waste of Dump".
• Email lady...ing: Dropped him through a trapdoor.
• TrogdorCon '97: Stole 500 bucks from him to run a booth at the con.
• Fall Float Parade: Stuck him in a fake snowman and used nunchucks to beat him.
• Email technology: Hit him in the head with a "hard disk".
• Email narrator: One part of Strong Bad's movie trailer includes an octopus thrown at Strong Sad, while another trailer has Strong Sad hit by a dead goose launched out of the dryer.
• Email pop-up: One page of the book has Strong Bad pouring gray cement, ram's blood, Boston cream or Magic Eye on Strong Sad's head. The page also has a flab-tab.
• Email candy product: Stuck his head on The Basement's ceiling.
• Email suntan: Threatens his stuffed lobster Gooblies.
• Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 10.2: Told him he was a waste of fat space.
• Email keep cool: Hit him on the head to wake him up.
• Email what I want: Put wildebeest pheremones into his laundry again.
• Decemberween Short Shorts: The Strong Bad Ornament "bedazzles" the Strong Sad Ornament off of the Decemberween tree.

Photos of Strong Bad Hurting Strong Sad

"Ow! What was that for?"	"Grabbin' your butt? That's not very ladylike."	"Look out, Homestar, it's Strong Bad!"	This wasn't the first time that happened to him... today.
"Watch out Julian Sands!"	"I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!"	"Since when did you start wearing a class ring?"	"Douglas!"
"One night in Bangkok and the rough got rougher..."	BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT! BAT!	STUFF'D!	"I'll improve on your methods!"
"And then we just... ask him."

Strong Sad's Revenge

These are times when Strong Sad has either proved Strong Bad wrong or made fun of him, much to Strong Bad's disdain.

• Email stand-up: Showed the viewer Strong Bad's failed comedic act.
• Email gimmicks: Told him that a computer like his could be bought in a garage sale for 15 dollars.
• Email marzipan: Did not fall for his "vinegar toast" prank.
• Email 2 emails: Fooled him to believe that "About a million ladies called ... and said they'd be a few minutes late".
• Email labor day: With Strong Bad's absence, Strong Sad joked that maybe his invitation got "da-leet-ed".
• Email army: Joins the Homestarmy, which rallies against the "two bit wrestle man and his yellow dog".
• Email different town: Confused him and called him a weirdo.
• Email extra plug: Shushs Strong Bad for disrupting him watching a picture of Andy Griffith's head taped to a TV.
• Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon: While Strong Bad was in jail, Strong Sad turned the e-mail room into his tai chi space; later, he rats Strong Bad out to Homestar and Pom Pom.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 10: Caught Strong Bad trying to make out with a drawing of the made-over Ugly One.

Strong Bad and Strong Sad Getting Along

Rarely, Strong Bad and Strong Sad will be seen to get along in some way. This is usually one sided on Strong Sad's part.

• The Secrets That I Keep: Strong Bad and Strong Sad are seen getting along in a photo and a short movie.
• Email gimmicks: After Strong Bad was blown through a wall when his computer exploded, Strong Sad asked him if he was okay.
• Strong Sad's Lament: Strong Sad tried to teach Strong Bad how to whistle.
• Email different town: Strong Sad was happy to get Strong Bad a bust of Bubo from the Clash of the Titans convention.
• Sbemail 150?!?: Strong Sad offered to help Strong Bad with his 150th email.
• Email alternate universe: Strong Sad helped Strong Bad with his email song. Afterwards, Strong Bad thanked him.

See Also

• Strong Sad's Severed Head
• Strong Sad's Imagined Death