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*Email [[ghosts]] — After looking [[Strong Badia]] over to see if it's haunted (just before the spirit of the [[Tandy 400]] shows up), [[Strong Bad]] says, "Looks like Strong Badia is ghost-free, proud to be."
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*Email [[ghosts]] {{--}} After looking [[Strong Badia]] over to see if it's haunted (just before the spirit of the [[Tandy 400]] shows up), [[Strong Bad]] says, "Looks like Strong Badia is ghost-free, proud to be."
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*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] — The slogan of [[Litigation Jackson]] is "The system really works, jerks!"
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*[[A Decemberween Pageant]] {{--}} The slogan of [[Litigation Jackson]] is "The system really works, jerks!"
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*Email [[monster truck]] — [[Homestar Runner]] says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
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*Email [[monster truck]] {{--}} [[Homestar Runner]] says, "Let's do this like Brutus."
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*Email [[crazy cartoon]] — Strong Bad says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
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*Email [[autobiography]] {{--}} Strong Bad saves his email "for posterity", and "maybe a little prosperity".
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*Email [[sibbie]] — The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
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*Email [[crazy cartoon]] {{--}} Strong Bad says of [[The Cheat]]: "Let's see what he's cookin' up tonight. Today. Just right."
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*Email [[the process]] — Strong Bad says that before [[The Paper]] comes down, he mutters "something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth."
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*Email [[sibbie]] {{--}} The Cheat distracts Strong Bad from his email, bringing it to a screeching halt. Strong Bad claims that his "focus is all... crocused."
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] — [[The King of Town]] ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
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*Email [[the process]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that before [[The Paper]] comes down, he mutters "something... under my breath... about some girl named Beth."
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*Email [[time capsule]] — Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 11.2]] {{--}} [[The King of Town]] ends his message with "This is the KoT... in the place to be."
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*Email [[radio]] — Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
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*Email [[time capsule]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that time boxes and time tennis ball cans are filled with "newspaper clippin's and toenail snippin's".
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] — After [[The Ugly One]] is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "[[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]]?"
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*Email [[radio]] {{--}} Strong Bad says that drive time morning show radio hosts are like "bad stand up comics that you can't heckle. Or jeckle."
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*Email [[long pants]] — Strong Bad describes his pen as "trusty, somewhat dusty".
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]] {{--}} After [[The Ugly One]] is "FLOOR TOMMED!" and "STEP-MOMMED!", she is "[[Pom Pom|POM-POMMED]]?"
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] — [[Cheerleader]] promises The Ugly One, "We'll be there like shareware!"  At the Sweet Someteen party, The Ugly One tells her guests, "let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"
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*Email [[long pants]] {{--}} Strong Bad describes his pen as "trusty, somewhat dusty".
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*Email [[record book]] — When Strong Bad is talking about looking in the book of records, he says, "Let's take a look. A book-look."
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*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]] {{--}} [[Cheerleader]] promises The Ugly One, "We'll be there like shareware!"  At the Sweet Someteen party, The Ugly One tells her guests, "let's get it on like Diddy Kong!"
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] — Homestar says [[Strong Sad]]'s magic words are "the best magic words [he's] ever heards".
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*Email [[record book]] {{--}} When Strong Bad is talking about looking in the book of records, he says, "Let's take a look. A book-look."
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] — [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering".
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*[[Halloween Potion-ma-jig]] {{--}} Homestar says [[Strong Sad]]'s magic words are "the best magic words [he's] ever heards".
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*Email [[senior prom]] — In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
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*[[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 13.2]] {{--}} [[Old-Timey Strong Bad]] states that he's "got a hankering for a prankering".
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*Email [[keep cool]] — Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
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*Email [[senior prom]] {{--}} In his list of things he has crashed, Strong Bad follows "Homecoming Dances" with "Shortcoming Prances".
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*[[Strongest Man in the World]] — [[The Announcer]] introduces [[Mr. Bland]] as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
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*Email [[keep cool]] {{--}} Strong Bad plans to shop for "pencil holders" and "stencil folders".
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*Email [[retirement]] — In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries". At the end, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
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*[[Strongest Man in the World]] {{--}} [[The Announcer]] introduces [[Mr. Bland]] as "the prince of plain" and "the master of mundane".
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*[[Happy Hallow-day]] —
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*Email [[retirement]] {{--}} In the commercial for the "My Lappy Got Stole" Sweepstakes, [[Marshie]] follows "First prize" with "second tries". At the end, Strong Bad says, "The Lappy! You're back...y!"
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**Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
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*[[Happy Hallow-day]] {{--}} Strong Bad asks, "How are we supposed to scandalize and vandalize without the protective cover of Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Halloween night?"
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**Strong Sad says, "I need some doom and gloom soon!"
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*[[looking old]] {{--}} Of The Cheat's "Youth Through Editing" plan, Strong Bad says "I'm on board, I'm not bored."
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*[[DNA Evidence]] — [[Bubs]] teaches a "toga yoga" class, which [[Marzipan]] attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
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*[[DNA Evidence]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] teaches a "toga yoga" class, which [[Marzipan]] attends. Strong Bad also mentions that he watches toga yoga videos.
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*Email [[concert]] — Strong Bad remarks that [[sloshy]] "couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
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*Email [[concert]] {{--}} Strong Bad remarks that [[sloshy]] "couldn't wear any of their spandex, or latex, or... Tex-mex..."
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*Email [[yes, wrestling]] — The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
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*Email [[yes, wrestling]] {{--}} The Announcer introduces Strong Bad thus: "And hailing from the age of exploration, the namer of nations, Il Cartographer!"
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*Email [[environment]] — Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!" Marzipan tells Strong Bad that "That Lappy is energy sappy!" while holding a sign that says, "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!".
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*Email [[environment]] {{--}} Strong Sad and Marzipan chant, "Scrappy the Lappy! We think it's really crappy!" Marzipan tells Strong Bad that "That Lappy is energy sappy!" while holding a sign that says, "Lappy, Take the Dirt Nappy!".
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*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] — While doing some yard work, Homestar quips, "This yard work is hard work!"
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*[[The Homestar Runner Gets Something Stuck In His Craw]] {{--}} While doing some yard work, Homestar quips, "This yard work is hard work!"
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] —
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}}
**Strong Bad says to Strong Sad, "I didn't want to go in your purple room of doom and gloom anyway!"
**Strong Bad says to Strong Sad, "I didn't want to go in your purple room of doom and gloom anyway!"
**After Strong Bad puts [[Total Load]] in Pom Pom's locker, [[Coach Z]] accuses Pom Pom of "cheatin' and chortin' and nonchalant cavortin'".
**After Strong Bad puts [[Total Load]] in Pom Pom's locker, [[Coach Z]] accuses Pom Pom of "cheatin' and chortin' and nonchalant cavortin'".
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] —
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*[[Strong Badia the Free]] {{--}}
**Strong Bad refers to the [[Gremlin]] as a "trusty, somewhat rusty car".
**Strong Bad refers to the [[Gremlin]] as a "trusty, somewhat rusty car".
**While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil".
**While talking to Homsar, Strong Bad refers to the King of Town as "that royal boil".
**Once he convinces Homsar to join Strong Badia, Homsar says "let's do this like Brutus", echoing Homestar in [[monster truck]].
**Once he convinces Homsar to join Strong Badia, Homsar says "let's do this like Brutus", echoing Homestar in [[monster truck]].
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] — [[Bubs]] asks, "Strong Bad, did you scandalize and vandalize [[The Stick]]?"
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*[[Baddest of the Bands]] {{--}} [[Bubs]] asks, "Strong Bad, did you scandalize and vandalize [[The Stick]]?"
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] — [[Dangeresque Too]] threatens [[Uzi Bazooka]], "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
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*[[Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective]] {{--}} [[Dangeresque Too]] threatens [[Uzi Bazooka]], "You had what was coming to you, tofu!"
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] — [[Gel-arshie]] exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"
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*[[8-Bit is Enough]] {{--}} [[Gel-arshie]] exclaims, "Here's a wall that's colored red! What's in this box fills me with dread!" and "This lava's red like me! Now here's a thing you couldn't see!"
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*[[Sammich]] — Strong Bad, while drawing a sandwich, gives it "some salami, some pastrami, and some seasoned fortulami".
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*Email [[dictionary]] {{--}} The [[Count Longardeaux's Jerktionary]] entry for "boodroscotch" describes it as a "boodro-based sauce that doubles as a kudrow-based adhesive".
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*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] — Homestar Runner uses many rhyming phrases for his [[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]] movement.
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*[[Sammich]] {{--}} Strong Bad, while drawing a sandwich, gives it "some salami, some pastrami, and some seasoned fortulami".
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*[[The Next April Fools Thing]] {{--}} Homestar Runner uses many rhyming phrases for his [[Always Be'sing & Do'sing]] movement.
**"Always be'sing and do'sing! Never cheesing or choosing!"
**"Always be'sing and do'sing! Never cheesing or choosing!"
**"If you're choosin', you're losin'."
**"If you're choosin', you're losin'."
**"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!"
**"Changin' attitudes with rhymin' platitudes!"
**"If you're not attending, you're gonna be lending."
**"If you're not attending, you're gonna be lending."
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods Teaser]] — [[Storybook Character Variations|Storybook Strong Sad]] remarks on the "raucous cricket caucus!"
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods Teaser]] {{--}} [[Storybook Character Variations|Storybook Strong Sad]] remarks on the "raucous cricket caucus!"
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters the Spooky Woods]] — [[Storybook Character Variations|Coach Zee]], as the organelle in a life textbook, riddles [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]], "Can you identify this organelle, that is located in a plant cell?"
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*[[The Homestar Runner Enters The Spooky Woods]] {{--}} [[Storybook Character Variations|Coach Zee]], as the organelle in a life textbook, riddles [[The Homestar Runner (storybook)|The Homestar Runner]], "Can you identify this organelle, that is located in a plant cell?"
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*{{postref|1032482957523599360|22|Aug|2018}}, [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] — Strong Bad attributes his greatness to his "style points and file joints."
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*{{postref|1032482957523599360|22|Aug|2018}}, [[Mario Paint Thursdays Compilation]] {{--}} Strong Bad attributes his greatness to his "style points and file joints."
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.
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*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] — When [[Mr. Shmallow]] introduces himself, he says: "Greetings, fallows. I'm Mr. Shmallow."
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*[[Mr. Shmallow (toon)|Mr. Shmallow]] {{--}} When [[Mr. Shmallow]] introduces himself, he says: "Greetings, fallows. I'm Mr. Shmallow."
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] — Bubs sings, "I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup."
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*[[The House That Gave Sucky Treats]] {{--}} Bubs sings, "I got a shallow gup and a crallow nup, somebody give me dat Mallow Cup."
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*Email [[keep cool]] &mdash; [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide<!--sic--> n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, Hose time".
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*Email [[keep cool]] {{--}} [[Monkey D]]'s "summer tips" include "Grip n' Glide time, Slide<!--sic--> n' Slide time", "Tinkler time, Sprinkler time", and "Nose time, Hose time".
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] &mdash; Strong Bad remarks, "Oh nophers. We've got gophers," while examining the hole outside his house.
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*[[Homestar Ruiner]] {{--}} Strong Bad remarks, "Oh nophers. We've got gophers," while examining the hole outside his house.
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*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] &mdash; [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says, "Sorry, [[pile]]s, I got my own [[style]]s."
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*[[The Animated Adventures of Puppet Homestar]] {{--}} [[Shark-Tooth Bubs]] says, "Sorry, [[pile]]s, I got my own [[style]]s."
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*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] &mdash;
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*[[Trogdor!! The Board Game Playthrough]] {{--}}
**Referring to the game's flippable tiles, Strong Bad comments, "I get excited when it's double-sided!"
**Referring to the game's flippable tiles, Strong Bad comments, "I get excited when it's double-sided!"
**The group decides to have an "endum addendum" to demonstrate [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]. Strong Sad suggests an "endum addendum referendum".
**The group decides to have an "endum addendum" to demonstrate [[Trogdor!! The Board Game#Trogdor's Fiery Rage|Trogdor's Fiery Rage]]. Strong Sad suggests an "endum addendum referendum".
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==See also==
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==See Also==
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*[[Or At Least]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
*[[Deliberately Poor English]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]
[[Category:Word running gags]]

Current revision as of 09:50, 15 November 2023

Nose time, Hose time

In the Homestar Runner universe, characters sometimes follow one common or relevant phrase with a less-common phrase that rhymes with or sounds like the first, but makes less sense.

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Occasionally, the less common phrase will precede the relevant one.

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