Litigation Jackson

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'''Litigation Jackson''' is a film that helped to sponsor the [[Decemberween]] Pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This Decemberween... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was released into theaters on December 27th.
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'''Litigation Jackson''' is a film that helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon [[A Decemberween Pageant]]. The tagline is "This [[Decemberween]]... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was presumably released into theaters on December 27th.
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According to the film's poster (starring [[Matt Chapman|Matt]]), it is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]], most likely Gent Delabor as he is the head of the company and seems to do most of the work. It was brought to you by the makers of [[Trogdor]] and the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|Peasant's Quest movie]].
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According to the film's poster (portraying [[Matt Chapman]]), it is a joint project between the famed [[Free Country, USA]] jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator [[Leomard Sportsinterviews|Lem Sportsinterviews]] and one of the Delabors of [[Thorax Corporation]], most likely Gent Delabor as he is the head of the company and seems to do most of the work. They would later collaborate on the [[Peasant's Quest Movie Trailer|Peasant's Quest movie]].
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A sequel was revealed in the email "[[rampage]]," entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage." The poster features Litigation Jackson holding some "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film (see poster) with an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court|New York Supreme Court]]. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.
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A sequel was revealed in the email "[[rampage]]", entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson holding some "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film (see poster) with an explosion occurring in front of the [[Wikipedia:New York Supreme Court|New York Supreme Court]]. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.
The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J.
The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game [[Hairstyle Runner]], in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J.
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The entire series could be a modified-spin off from "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
The entire series could be a modified-spin off from "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.
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In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up Marzipan, saying he was the attorney prosecuting Coach Z and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z.
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In [[Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2]], a [[Made-up Real Things|lawyer claiming to be]] Litigation Jackson called up [[Marzipan]], saying he was the attorney prosecuting [[Coach Z]] and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z.
== See Also ==
== See Also ==
*[[Rough Copy!]]
*[[Rough Copy!]]
[[Category: Movies]]
[[Category: Movies]]

Revision as of 22:53, 22 July 2017

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Litigation Jackson is a film that helped to sponsor the titular pageant in the toon A Decemberween Pageant. The tagline is "This Decemberween... The System Really Works, Jerks!" It was presumably released into theaters on December 27th.

According to the film's poster (portraying Matt Chapman), it is a joint project between the famed Free Country, USA jack-of-all-trades writer/illustrator Lem Sportsinterviews and one of the Delabors of Thorax Corporation, most likely Gent Delabor as he is the head of the company and seems to do most of the work. They would later collaborate on the Peasant's Quest movie.

A sequel was revealed in the email "rampage", entitled "Litigation Jackson 2: Legal Rampage". The poster features Litigation Jackson holding some "Important Legal Documents", implying higher stakes than the box of plain old "Legal Documents" in the original film (see poster) with an explosion occurring in front of the New York Supreme Court. He appears to have gotten a perm between the first and second movies.

The name "Litigation Jackson" first appeared in the game Hairstyle Runner, in which one of the hairstyles in the gallery is entitled "Litigation Jackson". The hairstyle features a unibrow and a goatee and sideburns that both resemble the letter J.

The parody refers to the title of the 1988 film Action Jackson.

To "litigate" means to contest or engage in legal proceedings.

The entire series could be a modified-spin off from "Litigation Johnson", a name under the testimonies for Thorax's "PROGRAM CONGRATULATION(TM)(R)(C)" PRODUKT.

In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 17.2, a lawyer claiming to be Litigation Jackson called up Marzipan, saying he was the attorney prosecuting Coach Z and requested that Marzipan testify as a witness against Coach Z.

See Also

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