Action Figure Character Variations
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In action figure, half of the main characters appear as action figures. In Cheat Commandos, all of the Cheat Commandos also appear as such, with the exceptions of Ser-g-geant Marshie, whose action figure appears in Cheat Commandos...O's, Oliver Smidgen and Reynold's brother, whose action figures both appear in Let us give TANKS!, and Gunk Iller, whose action figure appears in webcomics. All the toys are made by Cheap as Free Toys, are for ages 3–5, and cost $11.01.
| Image | Character | Defining Traits |
|---|---|---|
 | Strong Bad | Exciting Action Man Chinese Throwing Croissant!! Severe Double Deuce Action! Smells Like Hotcakes! |
 | Coach Z | Green Colored Hero High-Pitched Super Sonic Whistle Butt-Patting Action |
 | Strong Mad | Action Toy He's The Biggest One! Friends With The Cheat! |
 | Pom Pom | Action Fighting Guy Secret Cell Phone! The Ladies Choice! |
 | Strong Sad | Action-Like Figurine Atomic Calligraphy Pen!! Extreme Whining And Crying! |
 | Homestar Runner | Super Action Doll Spiked Battle Marshmallows No Arms! Like Real Life! |
 | Peanut Strong Bad | Homemade Peanut Warrior Museum Quality Smells Like Peanut Action! |
 | Gunhaver | Stylin' Coat Cool Glasses! Has a Gun! Probably from Texas! |
 | Flashfight | In Charge of Stuff!! Three Medals! Almost Sounds Like "Flashlight" Five Buttons! |
 | Fightgar | Not the Most Popular!! Red Cloth! Probably Has A Raspy Voice!! Needs To Shave!! |
 | Silent Rip | But Deadly!! Two(2) Pockets! Communicates Via That Microphone Attached to His Helmet! Same Size As The Rest!! |
 | Crackotage | Action!! Museum Quality! Master Locksmith, Perhaps! Listens To Jazz!! |
 | Reinforcements | The One That Coach Z Bought!! Sweet Camos! Justice Rocket Backpack!! Hard to See!! |
 | Firebert | Yellow Dog!! Black Hat! Not a Good Commando Name!! That One Little Guy!! |
 | Ripberger | Stealthy!! Black "Gloves!" He's Not Wearing Pajamas! This One Wears Red! |
 | Foxface | Lady Type! Natural haircolor! Totally Has It Together! Not One of The Guys!! |
 | Reynold | Civilian Contractor!! Fake Tie! Favorite Drink: Milk!! Not A Blackbelt!! |
 | Ser-g-geant Marshie | A Marshmallow, Not a Cottonball!! Creepier Than Most! A Green Helmet!! His first initial is 'M' |
 | Oliver Smidgen | Raised By a Distant Relative!! Needs A Bath... Bad! Child Labor?! Turn of the Century! |
 | Reynold's Brother | Doesn't Care About Much!! Oxy Clean Born in the Nineties! Next Gen Gamepad! |
 | Gunk Iller | HE BE ILLIN'! Gunk All Over The Hip-Hop Lingo! Draws a web comic! |
 | Green Helmets | Discount Action 3-pack! EXTRA MELTY! Naw, It's Cool! |
| Minor Character Variations |
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| Yello Dello | Puppets | Powered by The Cheat | Storybook | 3D | Virus | Mario Paint | Retro Gaming | Action Figures | Different Town | Mysfit-steries | Middle School Free Petry Dish, USA | Wrestling | 8-Bit is Enough | Xeriouxly Forxe | Squintmoji | Yonder Website | Meeples | Decemberweenvent Calendar | Other |
