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| - | [[Image:2011CalendarJan.jpg|thumb|200px|"Are you sick and tired of playing second | + | [[Image:2011CalendarJan.jpg|thumb|200px|"Are you sick and tired of playing second fiddle to a two-bit wrestleman and his yellow dog?"]] |
| - | The '''2011 Calendar''' was released to the store on November 24, 2010. The theme | + | The '''2011 Calendar''' was released to the store on November 24, 2010. The theme for the year was [[Strong Bad Emails]]. |
| - | <blockquote>Forget about giving fruit-of-the month or even cheese-of-the-month clubs this year, because for the low, low price of just $19.95, you can give '''SBEmail of the Month!''' That's right...this 2011 calendar pays tribute to 12 of Strong Bad's favorite emails like [[Kid's Book]], [[Techno]], [[Army]], [[Bottom 10]] and many, many more (well, actually, just 8 more). In addition to alerting you to all of the regular holidays, this calendar also | + | <blockquote>Forget about giving fruit-of-the month or even cheese-of-the-month clubs this year, because for the low, low price of just $19.95, you can give '''SBEmail of the Month!''' That's right...this 2011 calendar pays tribute to 12 of Strong Bad's favorite emails like [[Kid's Book]], [[Techno]], [[Army]], [[Bottom 10]] and many, many more (well, actually, just 8 more). In addition to alerting you to all of the regular holidays, this calendar also lets you know which Strong Bad emails were released on what date (no more having to consult the [[Main Page|Homestar Wiki]]!) This is a must-have for all the Strong Bad fans on your list!</blockquote> |
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| + | This calendar features regular US holidays, as well as a few additional special holidays. Each corner of the front cover depicts one of Strong Bad's computers up to that point, and an explosion bubble boasts "*features 12 of your favorite sbemails!", followed by the [[Mock Disclaimers|disclaimer]] "*[[prolly]] doesn't feature ANY of your favorite sbemails". The back reads "BACK OF CALENDAR! Twelve of them!". | ||
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{{CalendarTOC}} | {{CalendarTOC}} | ||
==January== | ==January== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[army]] | |
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| + | The image features Colonel [[Homestar Runner]] on the [[soapbox]] at sunset. There is also a black flag to the right side parodying the {{wp|POW/MIA flag}}, with the silhouette of [[Frank Bennedetto]] and the slogan, "Neva forgive action". | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
| - | "Are you sick and tired of playing second | + | "Are you sick and tired of playing second fiddle to a two-bit [[wrestleman]] and his [[The Cheat|yellow dog]]?" |
====Holidays==== | ====Holidays==== | ||
| - | *[[ | + | *[[Trogday (holiday)|Trogday]] (January 13) |
| + | *{{w|Martin Luther King Jr. Day|Martin Luther King, Jr. Day}} (January 17) | ||
==February== | ==February== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[myths & legends]] | |
| + | |||
| + | The image shows [[Bubs]] in his [[Bubs' Concession Stand|concession stand]] with various [[Bear holding a Shark]] merchandise. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
"So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."<br> | "So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."<br> | ||
| - | "Oh, right. That's what it is | + | "Oh, right. That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!" |
====Holidays==== | ====Holidays==== | ||
*[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Valumtime's Day]] (February 14) | *[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 12|Valumtime's Day]] (February 14) | ||
==March== | ==March== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[your funeral]] | |
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| + | The image is intentionally grainy, with [[Other Character Variations#2046|2046]] versions of [[Strong Sad]] and [[Pom Pom]] (the latter of whom is holding a [[gun|shotgun]]) pursuing zombie [[Strong Bad]] in a nondescript brown room. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
"Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly." | "Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly." | ||
| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{w|Saint Patrick's Day|St. Patrick's Day}} (March 17) | ||
==April== | ==April== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[super powers]] | |
| + | |||
| + | [[Coach Z]] and Homestar Runner are standing in the [[locker room]]. Strong Bad is hiding behind some lockers with a lens flare effect applied to his blue diamond. Homestar's hat is flying off. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
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====Holidays==== | ====Holidays==== | ||
*[[cheatday|Not The Cheat's Birthday]] (April 18) | *[[cheatday|Not The Cheat's Birthday]] (April 18) | ||
| + | *[[Easter]] (April 24) | ||
==May== | ==May== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[crazy cartoon]] | |
| + | |||
| + | Set in [[Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land]], [[Eh! Steve!]] is in the foreground. [[Sherlock]] and [[the Worm]] are next to him. [[The Wheelchair]] is in the background and [[Casio Head Strong Bad]] is hanging upside down from the top. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
| - | "At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch-phrase."<br> | + | "At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch- <!--there's a dash and a space-->phrase."<br> |
"Eh, Steve!" | "Eh, Steve!" | ||
====Holidays==== | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{wp|Mother's Day}} (May 8) | ||
*[[Senorial Day]] (May 30) | *[[Senorial Day]] (May 30) | ||
==June== | ==June== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[modeling]] | |
| + | |||
| + | The image is a close-up of a [[Strong Bad Smiling|smiling]] Strong Bad in his [[captain's hat]] and sweater, holding a pipe and golf club in his hands. The "Nautical Ocean" map is in the background. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
"Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!" | "Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!" | ||
| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{wp|Father's Day}} (June 19) | ||
==July== | ==July== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[bottom 10]] | |
| + | |||
| + | Strong Bad is [[Tree Hugging|hugging a tree]] with Homestar Runner angrily leaning in. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
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====Holidays==== | ====Holidays==== | ||
| - | *[[Happy Fireworks]] (July 4) | + | *[[Happy Fireworks]]! (July 4) |
==August== | ==August== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[for kids]] | |
| + | |||
| + | A smiling Strong Bad is in the foreground against a [[Paper Background|yellow lined paper background]]. The [[Stave It Off Guy]], a monster, a bazooka and a box are drawn in crayon. [[The Cheat]] is partially hidden by the box. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
| - | "HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!! | + | "HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!<!-- no end quote --> |
==September== | ==September== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[kids' book]] | |
| + | |||
| + | The image is the last page shown in the email, where Strong Bad's glove is seen [[Books Defaced by Strong Bad|drawing]] [[fire]] on all the characters in the book, with the caption "Everyone is different. No two people are <s>the same</s> not on fire." | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
"Beth looks like a dude." | "Beth looks like a dude." | ||
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| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *[[Labor Dabor]] (September 5) | ||
| + | *{{w|Rosh Hashanah|Rosh Hashana}} (September 30) | ||
==October== | ==October== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[techno]] | |
| + | |||
| + | There is a darkened picture of The Cheat at [[The Cheat's Lightswitch|his lightswitch]] holding a glow stick. In the foreground is a card that reads:<blockquote>The Cheat's<br> | ||
| + | Lightswitch Rave<br> | ||
| + | featuring:<br> | ||
| + | DJ [[The Stick]]<br> | ||
| + | and DJ from Full House<br> | ||
| + | Doors Open at 3 am</blockquote> | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
| - | "We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves! | + | "We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!<!-- no end quote --> |
| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{wp|Yom Kippur}} (October 8) | ||
| + | *{{wp|Columbus Day}} (October 10) | ||
| + | *[[Halloween]] (October 31) | ||
==November== | ==November== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[yes, wrestling]] | |
| + | |||
| + | Strong Bad is in the wrestling ring, striking Homestar Runner dressed as the [[Jack 'Em Up Kid]] with a folding chair. A microphone is lying on the ground, and there is a white table with a skull and [[Credenza]] on it nearby, as well as another folding chair. | ||
====Quote==== | ====Quote==== | ||
| - | + | Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring! | |
| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{wp|Veteran's Day}} (November 11) | ||
| + | *[[Thanksgiving]] (November 24) | ||
==December== | ==December== | ||
| - | + | '''Featured email:''' [[caffeine]] | |
| - | + | [[Strong Mad]] is sitting on the [[orange couch]] in the [[Basement of the Brothers Strong]] with a shocked expression. [[Caffeinated Strong Sad]] is hanging from the ceiling. | |
| - | + | ||
| + | ====Quote==== | ||
| + | "I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs.<!-- no end quote --> | ||
| + | ====Holidays==== | ||
| + | *{{wp|Hanukkah}} begins (December 21) | ||
| + | *[[Decemberween]] (December 25) | ||
| + | *New Year's Eve (December 31) | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[2010 Calendar]] | *[[2010 Calendar]] | ||
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[[Category:Store]] | [[Category:Store]] | ||
Current revision as of 05:28, 19 June 2023
The 2011 Calendar was released to the store on November 24, 2010. The theme for the year was Strong Bad Emails.
Forget about giving fruit-of-the month or even cheese-of-the-month clubs this year, because for the low, low price of just $19.95, you can give SBEmail of the Month! That's right...this 2011 calendar pays tribute to 12 of Strong Bad's favorite emails like Kid's Book, Techno, Army, Bottom 10 and many, many more (well, actually, just 8 more). In addition to alerting you to all of the regular holidays, this calendar also lets you know which Strong Bad emails were released on what date (no more having to consult the Homestar Wiki!) This is a must-have for all the Strong Bad fans on your list!
This calendar features regular US holidays, as well as a few additional special holidays. Each corner of the front cover depicts one of Strong Bad's computers up to that point, and an explosion bubble boasts "*features 12 of your favorite sbemails!", followed by the disclaimer "*prolly doesn't feature ANY of your favorite sbemails". The back reads "BACK OF CALENDAR! Twelve of them!".
| Contents: January | February | March | April | May | June | July | August | September | October | November | December |
[edit] January
Featured email: army
The image features Colonel Homestar Runner on the soapbox at sunset. There is also a black flag to the right side parodying the POW/MIA flag, with the silhouette of Frank Bennedetto and the slogan, "Neva forgive action".
[edit] Quote
"Are you sick and tired of playing second fiddle to a two-bit wrestleman and his yellow dog?"
[edit] Holidays
- Trogday (January 13)
- Martin Luther King, Jr. Day (January 17)
[edit] February
Featured email: myths & legends
The image shows Bubs in his concession stand with various Bear holding a Shark merchandise.
[edit] Quote
"So this is supposed to be the bear holding a shark? Looks more like...Morgan Freeman."
"Oh, right. That's what it is! Now gimme twenty extra bucks for that Shawshank style!"
[edit] Holidays
- Valumtime's Day (February 14)
[edit] March
Featured email: your funeral
The image is intentionally grainy, with 2046 versions of Strong Sad and Pom Pom (the latter of whom is holding a shotgun) pursuing zombie Strong Bad in a nondescript brown room.
[edit] Quote
"Man, I hope the zombies still let me fight on their side. I've got my own tattered jeans and mouthful of grape jelly."
[edit] Holidays
- St. Patrick's Day (March 17)
[edit] April
Featured email: super powers
Coach Z and Homestar Runner are standing in the locker room. Strong Bad is hiding behind some lockers with a lens flare effect applied to his blue diamond. Homestar's hat is flying off.
[edit] Quote
"Once again, I point the blame squarely at tight pants!"
[edit] Holidays
- Not The Cheat's Birthday (April 18)
- Easter (April 24)
[edit] May
Featured email: crazy cartoon
Set in Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Land, Eh! Steve! is in the foreground. Sherlock and the Worm are next to him. The Wheelchair is in the background and Casio Head Strong Bad is hanging upside down from the top.
[edit] Quote
"At least once an episode Eh, Steve! would show up to deliver his catch- phrase."
"Eh, Steve!"
[edit] Holidays
- Mother's Day (May 8)
- Senorial Day (May 30)
[edit] June
Featured email: modeling
The image is a close-up of a smiling Strong Bad in his captain's hat and sweater, holding a pipe and golf club in his hands. The "Nautical Ocean" map is in the background.
[edit] Quote
"Oh, look, off the portboard stow. We're on a collision course with sultriness!"
[edit] Holidays
- Father's Day (June 19)
[edit] July
Featured email: bottom 10
Strong Bad is hugging a tree with Homestar Runner angrily leaning in.
[edit] Quote
"Keep on huggin' it! Hug it! Hug it! Hug it down!"
[edit] Holidays
- Happy Fireworks! (July 4)
[edit] August
Featured email: for kids
A smiling Strong Bad is in the foreground against a yellow lined paper background. The Stave It Off Guy, a monster, a bazooka and a box are drawn in crayon. The Cheat is partially hidden by the box.
[edit] Quote
"HE'S BEHIND THE BOX! I'LL KILL YA!! I'LL KILL ALL YOUR DOGS!!
[edit] September
Featured email: kids' book
The image is the last page shown in the email, where Strong Bad's glove is seen drawing fire on all the characters in the book, with the caption "Everyone is different. No two people are the same not on fire."
[edit] Quote
"Beth looks like a dude."
[edit] Holidays
- Labor Dabor (September 5)
- Rosh Hashana (September 30)
[edit] October
Featured email: techno
There is a darkened picture of The Cheat at his lightswitch holding a glow stick. In the foreground is a card that reads:The Cheat's
Lightswitch Rave
featuring:
DJ The Stick
and DJ from Full House
Doors Open at 3 am
[edit] Quote
"We had that lightswitch installed for you so you could turn the lights on and off, not so you could throw lightswitch raves!
[edit] Holidays
- Yom Kippur (October 8)
- Columbus Day (October 10)
- Halloween (October 31)
[edit] November
Featured email: yes, wrestling
Strong Bad is in the wrestling ring, striking Homestar Runner dressed as the Jack 'Em Up Kid with a folding chair. A microphone is lying on the ground, and there is a white table with a skull and Credenza on it nearby, as well as another folding chair.
[edit] Quote
Never before had two chairs and a potted plant so transformed the wrestling ring!
[edit] Holidays
- Veteran's Day (November 11)
- Thanksgiving (November 24)
[edit] December
Featured email: caffeine
Strong Mad is sitting on the orange couch in the Basement of the Brothers Strong with a shocked expression. Caffeinated Strong Sad is hanging from the ceiling.
[edit] Quote
"I feel great! I feel great! I feel bad. I don't even watch football! I don't even watch football! I can't remember my legs.
[edit] Holidays
- Hanukkah begins (December 21)
- Decemberween (December 25)
- New Year's Eve (December 31)
