Boats
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Plenty of boats and other vessels have been found or, at the very least, mentioned in the Homestar Runner universe.
[edit] Appearances
- Main Page 3 — Rolling over "Toons" will show a boat passing by, sounding its horn.
- Main Page 15 — Rolling over "Characters" will show a pixelated boat reading "wear a bikini".
- Homsar Main Page — Rolling over "Downloads" will show a boat going past backwards, and its horn toots in reverse, too.
- Email lures & jigs — Strong Bad and Coach Z are in a boat, fishing together.
- Email island — Homestar Runner activates the same 'boat going by' animation as Main Page 3 by saying 'Toons'.
- A Decemberween Pageant — At one point, Strong Bad as Archibald is seen in a boat called the USS Trimball on fake water, trying to fend off fake tentacles.
- Email for kids — During the theme song of his show, Whaddaya Know, Haddi-man?, Homsar is seen in a boat.
- Email theme park — Strong Bad and The Cheat use cardboard boxes as boats in the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure.
- Email montage — During the first montage, Strong Bad is seen in a boat drinking a glass of wine with the Wagon Fulla Pancakes.
- Email alternate universe — The boat from lures & jigs is seen again, this time with Senor Cardgage instead of Coach Z.
- Email dreamail — Strong Bad ends the email by imagining that he is replying from inside the Nuclear Class Submarine "Soccermom".
- Date Nite — Strong Bad and Homestar spy on Marzipan and The Cheat's date from inside a cardboard submarine, the USS Flirtini.
- Ever and More — Bubs uses the funds for the Broternal Order of Different Helmets to buy himself a Wetski.
- Cheat Commandos: Two Part Episode: Part 2 — The Cheat Commandos ride on the Ramshankle, which is a swamp boat.
- Really Cool Boat — A boat is the main subject of this Skills of an Artist.
- Trogdor Was A Man — At the end, The Cheat animates Strong Sad talking about boats, which Strong Sad finds both misleading and uncomfortable.
- Disk 4 of 12 - FriendlyWare — The Sea Battle game has a boat that Strong Bad mods to say "S. S. TOTALBELOW".
- Disk 4 of 12 - FrienDendum — The Sea Battle game reappears, with Strong Bad now modding the boat to say "TOPTOAST PARTY BARGE 5000". Strong Bad also appears dressed as a ship's captain on actual boats that appear to have the names S. S. Totalbelow and Toptoast Party Barge 5K.
- Disk 4 of 12 - Vampire's Castle — There is a boat in the castle, which Strong Bad initially mistakes for a monster.
- Front Facing — In an Easter egg, the boat from Main Page 3 has front-facing Homestar's head, and sails directly into the island, crashing into it.
