User:Broncotroll

What's up, homestuff? I made an account on the hrwiki to feel like a part of something bigger—something awesomer. I like science fiction—including Doctor Who and the Hitchhikers' series, tabletop RPG's (DnD 3.5 preferably) and retro video games. I also love cats, hyphens, and anything not sports-related. Like making this user page. Chances are, I like you too! (Except you, Jerome.)

Doo doo doo doooo! WHY GANONDORF, WHY?

--BroncoTroll^☺

Everybody loves the me!

This user uses a Mac.

This user enjoys doing Gnome work. Look, it’s Tingle!

This user often finds and reverts vandalism RAD, RAD ROBOTANK.

CL This user understands A Computing Language. This language is Python.

<? This user is gradually learning Web Programming Language. Please, please be tolerant.

This user can animate Flash.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes. Please show her the same consideration and patrol hers.

HI This user is on the welcoming committee. Because the future is you... probably.

This user is also on YouTube. She doesn't use it too often.

EM This user has an Email address.

> Click here to email this user

TEEN This user is between 13 and 19 years old. She is also between 0 and 200 years old.

LEFT This user is left handed.

2004 This user discovered the H*R website in Twenty ought four.

SBE This user would give anything to have an email answered by Strong Bad. The link will be here if that ever happens.

This user is female.

This user is an American. And so are 314 million other people.

This user lives in Free Country, USA.

This user enjoys Compy-era emails the best. A spectacle of graphics and sound!

This user's favorite email is Virus, followed by others including invisibility, funny, techno, caper, montage, the basics, anything, kids' book, long pants, other days, for kids, personal favorites, technology, different town, video games...

This user's favorite character is Homestar Runner.

This user's other favorite character is Strong Bad.

This user also likes Homsar.

This user's favorite pseudocharacter is Poodonkis. She also likes Doreauxgard.

MEH This user can speak The Cheat, but has no idea what she's saying.

This user loves to play Stinkoman 20X6. She has beaten the whole game!

PQ This user loves to play Peasant's Quest.

This user hath beaten Thy Dungeonman 3.

This user squished you, peasanty.

This user very much wants to play SBCG4AP.

This user loves Sweet Cuppin' Cakes. Eh! Steve!, get your sassy frass out my burled holiday cabbage!

This user loves Cheat Commandos, and thinks Firebert is a great Commando name. Her favorite commando is Crackotage.

This user loves Marzipan's Answering Machine and thinks they are totally under-rated.

This user loves Old-Timey Toons, and so does Craig.

This user loves Powered by The Cheat Toons. The Cheat is a millionaire!

This user is playing better video games. That freakin' duck swallowed both my pixels!

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile. Casual conversation and helpful advice are available at all times, if you can stand to talk to me for more than 4 seconds.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy. Orange bowl not included.

LOL This user may attempt to be funny.

If you want it to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's suppposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S. Scalawag.

This user has tampered with the DNA evidence... or has she?

This user likes to splo stuff up.

This user is a Deletehead.

This user can do it! She can do it twelve times!

This user is imagining why on Earth she can't get ye flask!

This user downloads a lot of fonts.

This user sees the goat as half-alive. Or mostly dead. In any case, she'll make sure to search its pockets for loose change.

This user is revamped for the nineties!

This user is a member of the Wet Knee Gumption Club.

This user is so glad The Cheat is not dead.

Which character am I most like, you ask? Go ahead, ask.
Well, because you asked, mostly Strong Sad. We're both philosophical and versed in Scientific Laws. I like reading and writing as well, though Strong Sad's calligraphy is way better than mine. I'm a bit less socially awkward than him, and less... depressio than him. I'm nerdy, geeky, and overall your typical DnD / Sci-Fi dork-on. In addition to Dumpface, I also resemble Strong Bad. I share (or at least try to) his sarcastic sense of humor and am a huge stickler about grammar and spelling. Most Strongbad-like is my love for retro video games and old technology. I have also acquired some of his speech patterns over time—even the less cool ones. He needs to get rid of that Compé, man. Anydangway, that's me.

Personal Favorites

(In loosely particular order, for emails look at my userboxes)

Main Characters: Homestar Runner, Strong Bad, Homsar, Strong Sad

Minor Characters: Nebulon, Old-Timey Strong Bad, Crackotage

Psuedocharacters: Poodonkis, Doreauxgard, Onion Bubs

Toons: Strong Bad Is in Jail Cartoon, Bug In Mouth Disease, date nite

Shorts: The Interview, Lookin at a Thing in a Bag, Drive-Thru

Holiday Toons: Decemberween In July, Homestar Presents: Presents, Jibblies 2

Songs

There are lots of them, so I had to break them up into bite-sized categories.

Songs in Toons: The System Is Down, Today is All Rite 4 2 Nite, Decemberween, Decemberween, The Cheat is Not Dead, Backyard Peaches, Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight, You're A Girl

Toons that are Songs: Strong Bad is a Bad Guy, Everybody to the Limit, The Ballad of The Sneak, Where U Goin' 2

Favorite Quotes

My Projects

There are a few projects I'm "working on" in the wiki (I'm busy being a regular school-attending type). Feel free to help!

• A man page. Characters always say that! Especially Strong Bad.
• A dooj page. We need one of those, it's become nearly as prominent as preeeow.
• Article Junk Food, a companion of sorts to Indian Food and The King of Town's Food talking about Strong Bad's eating habits and appearances of unhealthy foods such as puddin pops and Potate.
  
• Making a Wrong Names page, we need one for Homestar "Hey Strong Sad, Batman"—we already have email's by sender's name w/ nicknames for Strong Bad.
  
• Perhaps article referring to Bubs saying nonsense words when in uncomfortable situations, such as "Ponk!" And "Crabadonk!"
• (maybe) Article "Weird Simile" or something like that about homestar's tendencies to create similies that make no sense whatsoever.
• Userpage Construction (self-reminders)
  • Fixing my signature (either making the font a bit bigger but mostly making the loz file icons less blurry/teeny)
  • Adding more quotes, why I didn't join earlier

My bottom 10

10. Touchscreen devices.

• What's wrong with keyboards? Are they not space-agey enough for you, consumers? Flash doesn't even work on them.

9. People who look like their dogs.

8. When users ridicule people for merely suggesting their ideas.

7. When DM's base success entirely on rolls and modifiers, instead of rewarding good roleplaying.

6. The phrase "Grammar Nazi".

• I just said "you didn't do good, you did well", you don't need to compare me to the worst war criminal of all time. (See Goodwin's Law.)

5. Reading someone's bottom 10 list and realizing you have done those exact things...

4. Waiting.

3. Today's youth.

2. The homestarrunner hiatus.