Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses
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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque
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Intro
- DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
- THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...
Dangeresque
Look
{Chosen in order.}
- DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
- DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
- DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
Get/Use
{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}
- DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}
Talk To
{Chosen in order}
- DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
- THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
- THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
- DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
- DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!
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Lamp
Look
- DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.
Get/Use
- DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?
Talk To
- DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?
Switch
Look
- DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
Get/Use
{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
- DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
- THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
- DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
- DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
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