Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents 1 Intro 2 Dangeresque 2.1 Look 2.2 Get/Use 2.3 Talk To 3 Lamp 3.1 Look 3.2 Get/Use 3.3 Talk To

Intro

DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.

THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!

DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.

THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!

DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!

THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!

DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.

DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...

Dangeresque

Look

{Chosen in order.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?

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DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!

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DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out

THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!

DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.

THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!

DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?

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DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!

Lamp

Look

DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

Dangeresque
Movies	Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too? Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1 Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D) Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6 Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack
Characters	Strong Bad: Dangeresque Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,    Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque Coach Z: Renaldo Marzipan:    Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons Pom Pom: Professor Experimento The King of Town: Perducci Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy	Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque Strong Sad (El Dumpo):    Hot Tub, The Informants,    The Monster, The Stunt Double The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,    Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew Unknown: The Chief
Music	The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite, Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump
Games	Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)    Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)    Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)
Other	Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's) Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence