Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents

Intro

DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...

Dangeresque

Look

{Chosen in order.}

{First action.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?

{Second action.}

DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!

{Third action.}

DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order.}

{First action.}

DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out

THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!

DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.

THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!

DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?

{Second action.}

Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!

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