Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses
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These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque
- Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.
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Intro
- DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
- THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
- DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
- THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
- DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
- THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
- DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
- DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...
Dangeresque
Look
{Chosen in order.}
{First action.}
DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
{Second action.}
DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
{Third action.}
DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
Get/Use
{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}
DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}
Talk To
{Chosen in order.}
{First action.}
DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
{Second action.}
Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!
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