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What do I think of Strong Bad, huh? Oh, I'll tell you what I think of Strong Bad!
- — The Chort
Introduction
Hello, there! I'm The Chort! No, I do not look anything like The Cheat, nor do I make a habit of talking like Coach Z. I'm just another Homestar Runner fan, just like you! I was bitten by the H*R bug on Saturday, 30 April, 2005 when I was at a loose end. I had already discovered TROGDOR! and Peasant's Quest but for some reason had never bothered to explore the rest of the site. After yet another Game Over on Peasant's Quest, I decided to conduct a quick search for two things: 1, I wanted more information about this Trogdor guy. 2, I wanted the secret code for TROGDOR!. It was a search that would change my life forever. A few clicks later, I was watching SBEmail #58, dragon! My first thoughts of the site were something along the lines of "Okaaay... why is there an email show presented by a mexican westling guy on the Internet?" So I read the FAQ to find out what the background to the site was. But I got sidetracked and learnt instead that there was this secret game hidden somewhere on the side that was apparently impossible to beat. That's right, it was Super Kingio Bros. Interested, I did another quick search and ended up instantly addicted to the HRWiki! Three months later and having watched every toon on the site at least once, on Monday, 25 July, 2005 at nearly 7PM, I finally decided to sign up with a unique and imaginative Username.
As you can see, I didn't succeed.
About Me
All you need to know is that I'm male, a teenager and live in England, (which makes this certain SBEmail very relevant to me). You'll probably find me either hanging round Recent Changes, checking out all the edits, or proofchecking articles for bad grammar, poor spelling, inaccuracy, informality and malfunctioning code. In addition, whenever anything new is released on the website, I'll eventually get round to comparing the transcript with the actual toon so I can add all the little details that may be missing. I also discuss articles for deletion and go through the new/unused images, marking any duplicates or those in the wrong format to be deleted. And if there's ever a problem on the Wiki, I'm willing to contribute to the discussion and suggest possible solutions. But I usually end up messing about in the sandbox. And... that's it. The end.
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