Bread

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Bread, in its many varieties, seems to be a highly popular commodity in Free Country, USA and is a favorite of Homestar Runner in particular. Some of Homestar's involvement with bread occurs in particularly unusual contexts, notably his decision to hold "Bread Sing-Alongs". Also unusual are some similes he has made involving bread, such as his statement that he and Pom Pom are like "two breads and a biscuit" and that he felt "as fresh as a bagel". At Flashforward Seattle 2006, Mike Chapman demonstrated drawing in Flash by spending 10 minutes drawing a piece of toast.

Contents 1 Appearances 1.1 Strong Bad Email 1.2 Marzipan's Answering Machine 2 Moldy bread 3 See Also

Appearances

• Marshmallow's Last Stand — One of the framed signs behind Homestar and Pom Pom is a piece of toast with butter on it.
• Some Stupid Turkey — The "turkey's" disembodied head is stuffed with a loaf of bread.
• Teen Girl Squad Issue 8 — The cafeteria serves a "breadtangle of pizza" for lunch. In an Easter egg, depictions of a breadtangle, breadpazoid, breadallelogram, and brhombus of pizza are shown.
• Stinkoman 20X6: Level 3 — You have to collect "tenbread" to pass the level (Stinkoman loves bread, according to the manual).
• Thy Dungeonman 3 — These examples of in-game commands are given at the beginning of the game: "LOOK BREAD", "GET BREAD", "TALK BREADMAN", and "USE BREAD".
• Summer Short Shorts — Homestar compares his relationship with Pom Pom as being "like two breads in a biscuit".
• Strongest Man in the World — Homestar comments that he feels "as fresh as a bagel".
• Decemberween Short Shorts — One of the few things Rumble Red has on his planet is expensive bread.

Strong Bad Email

• duck pond — Strong Bad feeds bread to the ducks on his computer.
• property of ones — The Warm One that Strong Bad lists among the variations has a loaf of bread on the label.
• 50 emails — One of Homestar's attempts at deleting one of Strong Bad's emails is "whitebread".
• interview — One of the Post-it notes representing Homsar in the interview has a picture of "Bread?".
• origins — Strong Bad talks about how Homestar once held weekly bread sing-alongs at The Stick.
• disconnected — At the suggestion of Strong Bad's disembodied head, Homestar starts a new career as Homestar Bunmaker, a vendor of tiny breads.
• redesign — Strong Bad imagines frolicking through the bread aisle using his new green-screen wall.
• looking old — The Three Keepers of Trogdor would rather bake some Crustly Guarded Bread than reveal Strong Bad's age.
• fan club — Strong Bad ends the intro with, "Strong Bad Email, make us some toast!"
• your edge — The second cover for "Have Edge Times Magazine" includes the text "Old Bread".

Marzipan's Answering Machine

• Version 8.0 — Homestar leaves a promo for "The Cornbread Hour" on Marzipan's answering machine.
• Version 15.2 — The Cheat (via Strong Bad) attempts to prank call Marzipan by telling her she's a "facewich", which Strong Bad guesses might mean "like between two pieces of bread".

Moldy bread

• Fortune Cookies — One of the fortunes reads "Why not try some moldy bread. You might not vomit."
• Thy Dungeonman II — You have to keep eating moldy bread to keep the plague from killing you.
• Email do over — Homestar offers his version of "The Cheatcakes", which is actually a paper bag labeled "Moldy Bread, Guys".

See Also

• Croissants