User:Jeppo

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I'm British.
I am 18 years old.
I patrol Recent Changes.
I zap vandalism to bits!
Vandalism zapped: 2
With a total of three emails in my fave list, the Compy-era is the best era.
My favourite character is Coach Z.
Bubs kinda reminds me of myself - always ripping people off.
I love playing Stinkoman 20X6 and can't wait for level 10 to come out.
I don't understand Cheat Talk at all. I mean, Meh?
IMG All my userboxes have images in them.... what? oh CRAP!

JEPPO: La email checka la email checka la email. {Pulls up email}

{Jeppo says 'fiend' instead of 'friend' and pronounces the village name as 'lan-fair-per-wiral-ger-wee-en-oh-that-place'}

JEPPO: {typing} Look, Scotty. Couldn't you live somewhere more pronounceable, like Boston, or Los Angeles or... Lanny? {stops typing} Woah! Lanny sounds way cooler than where I live. I might enimeegrate there when I retire. {clears screen, starts typing} So, you want to know more about me, eh Montgomery? Don't you guys have the internet or something? I should have loads of entries on there, I'm that popular. {types run_internet.exe}

JEPPO: Let's see here, {Types 'Jeppo, the handsomest guy ever' and presses search}

JEPPO: Oh, man! Stupid computer. {punches computer, a spark is heard} Uh-Oh.

{The Compy explodes, throwing Jeppo out of the room}

JEPPO: AAAARRRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

{The Paper comes down. It reads: 'to be continued'}

Contents

Interests

No, I didn't use MS Paint!
  • Astronomy
  • Cricket
    • The game, not the insect! tsk!
  • Formula One
  • Homestar Runner
  • The internet
  • Better video games
  • Homestar Runner
  • Physics
  • Snooker
  • Oh, did I mention Homestar Runner?

Top 5 favourite...

Toons/Shorts

  1. Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon
  2. The Interview
  3. 3 Times Halloween Funjob
  4. Bug in Mouth Disease
  5. Fluffy Puff Commercial

Emails

  1. sibbie
  2. radio
  3. virus
  4. alternate universe - NEW ENTRY!
  5. invisibility

Best quote(s) from latest Toon/Feature (In my opinion)

THE CHEAT: Okay. {Gasp! The Cheat spoke English!}

The Word's Best Website

I am embarking on a project by looking through all the toons and features on the Homestar Runner site and count the number of words uttered on the flash website. Then I am going to make two tables. The first table will have the top ten flash cartoons with the highest word count. The other table will show all the characters' word counts and their percentages, with the character with the highest word count at the top.

I've currently counted 16,325 words in 68 flashes on the Homestar Runner Website. I'm hoping to do about 1000 words each day. My last compiled toon was The Interview.

Checklist

Done it! Yay! Main Pages
Done it! Yay! Big Toons
File:Todo.gif Shorts {23/26}
...
Done it! Yay! Arcade Game
Done it! Yay! 20X6 vs. 1936
Done it! Yay! The System is Down
Done it! Yay! Meet Marshie
Done it! Yay! The Interview
File:Todo.gif Fluffy Puff Commercial
File:Todo.gif Theme Song Video
File:Todo.gif Strong Bad Sings
File:Todo.gif Holiday toons
File:Todo.gif Puppet Stuff
File:Todo.gif Powered By The Cheat
File:Todo.gif Strong Bad Emails
File:Todo.gif Answering Machines
File:Todo.gif Teen Girl Squad
File:Todo.gif Character Videos
File:Todo.gif Intro, First Time Here, Message Bored, Legal and Not The 100th Email
File:Todo.gif Museum
File:Todo.gif Old and new Games

If I missed anything please let me know. Bear in mind A Jumping Jack Contest and Marshmallow's Last Stand are not on the checklist because they were taken off the site. Any extra flashes, songs and commentaries on DVDs and CD's are also not included because they're not on the site. Games that are on the Videlectrix website and not on the Homestar Runner site aren't included either. In short, I'm only doing the flashes, games and commentaries that are on the website.

Notes

This is mainly for my benifit rather than yours but these are the rules I need to follow when counting the words.

  • Only words that are spoken will be counted. Words that are written down but not spoken will not be counted.
  • If the character who said a particular word is unknown, or if no-one is certain whether a particular character has said those words (such as the "Ohhhh yeah" the email senior prom) then those words will be counted, but not assigned to a character.
  • The Cheat noises and Pom Pom bubbles will not be counted as words regardless of whether it is subtitled or not.
  • Dopelgangers like The Homestar Runner, Stinkoman etc will have a category assigned to them too. So words spoken by Senor Cardgage, for example will go towards Senor Cardgage, not Strong Bad.
  • People like Strong Bad, L'il Strong Bad and Teenage Strong Bad are the same person so they will go towards the normal aged characters word count.
  • If characters are talking or singing at the same and it's difficult or impossible to tell how many are talking or singing (such as the Gonna Have a Good Time Tonight song from A Folky Tale) then it will be assumed that just one person is speaking and will be counted, but not assigned to any character.

The Word's Best Flashes

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.

P Title Count
1 In Search of the Yello Dello Commentary 985
2 Strong Bad is in Jail Cartoon 842
3 Where's The Cheat? 789
4 Experimental Film 761
5 In Search of the Yello Dello New Version 687
6 A Folky Tale 663
7 TrogdorCon '97 620
8 Bug In Mouth Disease 610
9 Shopping for Danger 587
10 Commandos in the Classroom 571

The Word's Best Characters

Note this is not finished yet. Check the checklist to see how far I've got to.
There might be a few surprises up there at the moment but when the project nears completion it will soon settle down with the main characters at the top (except the Poopsmith and Pom Pom for obvious reasons)

QUALIFICATION: 16 words

P Character Count
1 Strong Bad 4,296
2 Homestar Runner 3,548
3 Strong Sad 1,438
4 Marzipan 764
5 Coach Z 719
6 Gunhaver 570
7 Bubs 531
8 John Linnell 239
9 The Barbershop Trio 234
10 The King of Town 226
11 Reynold 220
12 The Announcer 153
13 Rather Dashing 141
14 Saddy Dumpington 140
15 Stinkoman 139
16 Blue Laser Commander 130
17 King of Peasantry 126
18 The Homestar Runner 123
19 Silent Rip 117
20 Fightgar 116
21 Blue Laser Minions 109
22 Mr. Shmallow 104
=23 Larry Palaroncini 99
=23 Senor Cardgage 99
25 Marshie 86
26 Crackotage 74
27 Strong Mad 59
28 The Grape Fairie 56
29 The Robot 49
30 Old-Timey Strong Bad 44
31 Li'l Brudder 34
32 Homsar 21

Please keep looking back to see how I'm getting on. If you have any questions please don't hesitate to contact me.

My Thought Boxes

Any thoughts in blue are good thoughts. Anything in red are bad thoughts

I love colouring books!
No neutral thoughts at the moment
I hate halloween!

Make your own thought boxes for your Userpage

Just copy and paste the following and you too will have your own thought boxes for your userpage!

Good thought box:- 

<div style="background-color: #AFEEEE; border: 2px solid #0000FF; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Good thought goes here</div>

Neutral thought box:- 

<div style="background-color: #98FF98; border: 2px solid #177245; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Neutral thought goes here</div>

Bad thought box:-

<div style="background-color: #E9967A; border: 2px solid #FF0000; margin: 0.5em;
 padding: 0.5em; text-align:center">Bad thought goes here</div>

The final word (or sentance (or a few))

Please send me your questions via my talk page and I will make fun of you... I mean, answer them.

Jeppo - here to give the wiki a little TLC... maybe.

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