Marzipan Beef Reverser

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===Version 2.0===
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*Version 2.0 was released on April 6, 2022, and in addition to the health restoration and bonus stage, now each phase of regeneration is preceded by a level where Marzipan has to do some platforming to get to the end, with steaks, milkwaves, and occasional floor and ceiling spikes as obstacles. Also, if you beat the game but are not at full health, then when you return to the title screen, the cow skull is replaced with a live cow head and "Beef Reverser" instead reads "Beef Reversed".
===Inside References===
===Inside References===

Revision as of 00:59, 7 April 2022

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The Beef Reversing

A micro platformer about Marzipan reversing beef back onto a cow. It can be played on the itch.io page or downloaded and played on a Game Boy emulator, actual Game Boy hardware via flash card adaptor or an Analogue Pocket.

Cast (in order of appearance): Marzipan, Cow Skeleton

Date: Monday, March 21, 2022

Contents

Controls

Action Key 1 Key 2 Game Boy Button
Jump Z J A
Hair Whip X K B
Move Arrow keys A and D D-Pad
Rewind gameplay Backspace N/A

The Game

The game opens with a screen displaying a cow skull above the game's title and the text "press any budden". Once any button is pressed, gameplay begins and music starts to play. Marzipan appears on the left and a cow skeleton to the right. The skeleton shoots out steaks, which move in different patterns and damage Marzipan by one unit of health when touched. The steaks repeat in this order: Downward left diagonal from cow, left horizontal from cow, left horizontal from ground level, and upward left diagonal from cow (bounces off top and left edge of screen). If Marzipan loses all eight units of health (displayed at the bottom of the screen), a screen reading "DEATH!" will appear, prompting any button to be pressed for the game to restart. Marzipan must whip the steaks with her hair to make them disappear. On the first level only, she can whip the skeleton directly to regain a unit of health up to a maximum of eight units, but she will take damage if she touches the skeleton.

Once eight steaks are hit, the cow regenerates even more, and the steaks speed up along with the music. This repeats for 4 phases. On the last phase, the clouds permanently disappear. Once the full cow returns, the music changes, and if Marzipan goes to the center of the screen to approach the cow, this dialogue appears:

Thank you Marzi. You reversed the beef!

If the player manages to complete the game without taking a hit, the following dialogue is added:

I also noticed you didn't take damage
That's pretty cool

The dialogue finishes:

...
That will be all.

After this, the game resets.

Fun Facts

Trivia

  • The full itch.io description reads:

Help Marzipan whip steaks back onto a horrifying skeletal bovine carcass in order to bring it back to life! But beware, -or should we say... beRARE- the steaks can also hurt you! A micro game to celebrate MAR21 (marzi) day!

Controls:

  • Z (A) - Jump
  • X (B) - Hair Whip
  • Arrow Keys (D-pad) - Move


Install instructions

If you have a flash cart or GameBoy emulator, the .gb file should run in it.

If you have an Analogue Pocket, the .pocket file is your friend!



  • The shortened itch.io description (seen on Videlectrix's page) reads "Help Marzipan turn steaks BACK into cows!"
  • The "More information" box lists the status as "Released", the platforms as "HTML5", the author as "Videlectrix", the genre as "Action", and the tags "beef", "homestar-runner", "marzipan", "micro-game", "vegetarian".

Day 2 Patch

  • A Day 2 patch was released featuring a new way to gain health, a milk wave attack once the udders are restored, and a hidden bonus stage with Marzipan beating up a car. However, this patch was unstable, causing many players to experience a kernel panic crash. As such, the game was reverted to the old version around 30 minutes later, with the bonus stage being restored three hours later.
  • The dialogue for completing the game with full health changed with this patch:
Thank you Marzi. You reversed the beef!
I also noticed you have full health.
Have a bonus stage as a reward!

Version 2.0

  • Version 2.0 was released on April 6, 2022, and in addition to the health restoration and bonus stage, now each phase of regeneration is preceded by a level where Marzipan has to do some platforming to get to the end, with steaks, milkwaves, and occasional floor and ceiling spikes as obstacles. Also, if you beat the game but are not at full health, then when you return to the title screen, the cow skull is replaced with a live cow head and "Beef Reverser" instead reads "Beef Reversed".

Inside References

Real-World References

Fast Forward

  • A t-shirt and hoodie of the skull of the cow skeleton with the logo of the game were made after the game was released.

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