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[[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]] | [[Image:sbemail39.PNG|thumb|The Cold One motto]] | ||
| - | '''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[Wikipedia:beer|beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually | + | '''Cold One''' is the most popular brand of [[Wikipedia:beer|beer]] in [[Free Country, USA]]. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually [[alcohol]]ic or not, it is shown in [[Peasant's Quest]] that the [[Kerrek]] rejects Cold Ones because he is a [[Wikipedia:Teetotalism|teetotaler]]. Also, since the [[Strong Bad]] [[Homestar Runner and Strong Bad Screensaver|screensaver]] displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Room Temp-A-Ture Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the English prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature. |
It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One. | It is revealed in the email "[[super powers]]" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One. | ||
Revision as of 21:57, 15 April 2009
Cold One is the most popular brand of beer in Free Country, USA. They are shipped in brown, nondescript bottles. The Cold One motto is "A One that isn't cold, is scarcely a One at all." Although there has been some debate as to whether they are actually alcoholic or not, it is shown in Peasant's Quest that the Kerrek rejects Cold Ones because he is a teetotaler. Also, since the Strong Bad screensaver displays "Premium Alcoholic Cold Ones", and that Room Temp-A-Ture Ones are "brewed in Foreign Lands", the conclusion must be that a Cold One is a refreshing type of beer. In addition, "Room Temp-A-Ture Ones" could possibly be referring to the misconception that the English prefer drinking their beer at near room temperature.
It is revealed in the email "super powers" that Strong Bad can use the diamond-shaped icon on his head to open a Cold One.
The Property of Ones
- See main article: Bogus Mathematical Theorems
According to Strong Bad, Cold Ones obey the following Property of Ones:
Or in other words:
Types of Ones
| Type | Picture | About | Appearances |
|---|---|---|---|
| |  | Preferred by Strong Bad. |
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| | | A nice alternative on spring nights. |
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| |  | Enjoyed by Coach Z and Bubs. | |
| |  | A foreign brand brewed in Foreign Lands. | |
| |  | Foreign brand straight from the oven. | |
| | | Not to be wished on anyone |
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| | | The sender of property of ones almost drank this brand. Scarcely a One at all. |
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| |  | A step up from Cold Ones. | |
| |  | Thrown at a moose lamp. | |
| |  | Enjoyed by Pom Pom, Homestar Runner, and Strong Bad. | |
| |  | From the screensaver. | |
| |  | A light variation of a Cold One. The logo closely resembles the Old Style beer logo (see comparison). | |
| |  | Enjoyed while on a business trip. | |
| |  | A dry variation of a Cold One, official beverage of Taranchula. | |
| |  | A Cold One-style beverage enjoyed by Coach Z and The Cheat. It may be a reference to Molson, a Canadian beer. It looks suspiciously like a can of Coors Light — a strange coincidence as Molson and Coors announced they were merging in 2004. | |
| |  | "So rich, thick, and dark, you can't believe it's a liquid." |
