User:Will

I've been so stressed lately, and I've had such a long week. I feel so tired. I am emotionally scarred from this week. I am currently unable to enjoy anything.

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This user was raised by a cup of coffee.

RC This user patrols Recent Changes.

SYS This user wishes they were a wiki sysop.

This user's favorite character is Homsar.

This user loves Teen Girl Squad.

This user enjoys Lappy-era emails the best.

This user's favorite Chapman is Mike.

This user is playing better video games.

This user can help you get a leg up on the pile.

This user has stolen all of Senor Muybueno's gold.

HA This user is funny.

This user is a member of the Homestarmy.

Overview

Guys, I hope you all know I rock. 'Cause you really need to.

Anyway, my name is Willis Periwinkle. I've seen every cartoon on Homestar Runner, and I can safely say I've seen most more than twice. I found out Hrwiki.org a while ago when I typed in Homsar.com to see what happened. The result was a boring website, but one that led me to Hrwiki.org. I thought the idea was a clever one and soon I went on the website regularly. now I always check Hrwiki.org before going to Homestarrunner.com. I didn't actually know what easter eggs were before going here. You can't imagine the amount of toons I had to see all over again. Ah well. T'was fun to see them again anyway.

As for music, I never liked the bands of today. I hate them with a passion, and that means you, Blink 182, Green Day, Simple Plan, Good Charlotte, and to a lesser extent, The Killers. I'd much rather go for Bob dylan, Iggy Pop, Bruce Springsteen, The White Stripes, the J. Giels band, Brian Wilson, Moxy Fruvous, and a few others.

Wait—Scratch that, I don't entirely mind Green Day, emphasize entirely. I'm saying this for the sake of TFO, Dantheburgerking, and a few others, along with my conscience.

Contribs to da max

My contributions are not much, Because I mostly just patrol the recent changes. I also mostly just interact with other users, making me a pretty useless user. Ah well.

I managed to revert the first pages that NSMC corrupted. No I didn't. I just wish I did.

I edit primarily on STUFF pages, and I like to think that I write valuable insights, though I doubt it.

I've now welcomed 30 users, going on 31. Not much, but I'm getting there.

Over 200 edits patrolled.

Page Creations

Foods used as phones

Homestar's TV show

How I discovered Homestar Runner

Well, I actually learned about it in 2003, when my friend Marcus wore a Trogdor hoodie to school. He loved the website but I thought it sounded wierd and refused to check it out. When I moved to my new school, my friend Aidan started talking about it, and I knew I must check it out now. When I did, it became the most frequently visited website on my computer. Score.

My favorites

I don't have any favorites. The toons are like my children, I love them all!

So, who the heck is this guy?!

Well, I rock. That's all you really need to know. I told you that before, and I'm not happy to tell you again. That just really annoys me.

This thing is the cutest robot I've ever seen. Oh my god.

Why the heck does this annoying jerk stay on such a cool website?

Because he has no friends. Kidding.

Why the heck does this guy use so many headlines?

Because he feels like it. So there.

A sad story...

Does anyone remeber guestbooks? I do. Mine had a lot of signatures. 38, actually. I was hoping for fifty by february, But I had to delort it. I had three more days to get as much sigs as I could. Those chances were killed. Maybe I'm being a bit melodramatic; (I must admit, I am) but I think it wasn't that fair..........

Anything else you want to know about?

Email me at willdude630@yahoo.com. And my im is willisperiwinkle at aim.

My aspirations for the future of wikidom

I hope to be nominated as a sysop next year. I know this will never happen, but I still wish it would. Then I could hang out with cool people like Joeyday and Thunderbird. Oh, and Grapenuts. That cereal is a-prettypretty good! Yeah, I could totally replace him as a sysop. I mean, a robot?! Oh, wait. I couldn't. If that thing had a brain, it'd have twice the iq of me. Ah well.

I also hope to fight the next NSMC kinda vandal, if ever there was one. This time, I actually know how to revert edits, and I might actually help when the next big vandal comes!

Finally, I hope to be the user most linked to pages. That'd be awesome.

When the strong bad email narrator was first up, I tried to make a fun fact and got edit conflict'd 6 times. I finally gave up and someone made the exact same thing right after me. I promptly slashed my wrists. I wish no one would be dit conflict'd anymore. I could develop software or something to prevent it. I think.

Coolest person of the week

NSMC vandal...wait—

Real coolest person of the week!

Bluebry waffles....tasty...

Trendy Purse
The comster
Lightningbird L17
Bubsy-wubsy
 thingy
Roy 27
Abdi
The Day of Joe
Flamepigeon
Racing Oil
 E.L. Lame
 Mercury
 Hasn't Matt?
Machinegun Bob
Bluejay
yourmomgoestolawschool
Prime Minister Warm One
Oliver
Troy83
Lappy
 The Frothy Two
Blueberry waffles...Tastey......
Dan the Mcdonalds
Nick kocosfgi whatever
olleropel (sorry, couldn't think of much for this guy)
Cancer-free primate
Nckinfn08
Darth Maul Y
Granola bars. Those are even better than Bluebry waffles.

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Seriously (talk • stuff I did)

Hey! This is my secret spot! Go away.