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Subject: BenolHey there, ho there! I'm Benol! The Coach B, I'd guess you'd call me. Or plain old Coach is fine, seein' as I'm the only one around, so, probably no one else would answer to that. You say "Hey Coach!", and I'd say "Yeah?" or..."That's me!" or..."Hoo-hah!"Coach Z is the best jengajam on the whole website. I won't lie to you. Strong Bad is no way as cool as him. I mean, even the cheat doesn't even compare to his awsomeness.
E mail me at olsonbe@bellsouth.net. I don't have AIM, or MSN, and I will never get them. no, not even for you, Nebulon. However, I have YIM. My name is Benol_The_Master. I have a blog. it's called Shiny Box I also have a homestar blog. it's called Casaestrella Corredor
I also live in Georgia. Really REALLY close to Atlanta, (where The Brothers Chaps live). Just about half an hour away.
[edit] My Username
My user name began when I got a cool computer thing called a Cybiko. It told me to create a username, and I tried to put my whole name in. It woulsn't fit, and got shortened to benols. I decided to take the "s" off, and benol was born.
Pronounciation: Ben-ole (rhymes with hole) NOT Ben-all (rhymes with ball)
(Note:benol is not to be confused with BeNOL, a high preformance racing oil.)
[edit] Other Website Usernames
- Wikipedia: Benol
- Uncyclopedia: Benol
- Neopets: benol151
- Blogger: benol
- Photobucket: benol151
- Nickelodeon: benol
- Deviant Art: benol
- Blogger: benol
[edit] The Homestar Runner Experience
My first experience with homestar was when I was in the 5th grade. somebody told me about a thing called "Homestar Talker" where you could make someone talk. He told me that he said "marshmallow" wierd. When I got home, I completely forgot what it was called. then, in 7th grade, I saw my friend Robert wearing a Strong Bad hoodie. I saw on the back the Homestar Runner website URL and went to it when I got home. I had been hooked on Homestar ever since.
[edit] Homestar Favorites
- Favorite character: Coach Z
- Favorite Toon: Cool Things
- Favorite Sbemail: dangeresque 3
- Favorite Song: a tie between These peoples try to fade me and The theme from DANGERESQUE II: This time, it's not Dangeresque I
[edit] favorite quotes
HOMESTAR RUNNER: And now, I ran out of the house, naked somehow.
THE CHEAT: Meh!
COACH Z: I'm the blade man, man!
MARZIPAN: Coach Z, that's gross!
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Somebody's a gwabbin' my butt!
[edit] My sig
this be my sig. --
Benol, aka Coach B
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[edit] Contribs!
I made Minor Companies! I also came up with the idea for Radio Stations and Shows
[edit] Really Fake Pictures
[edit] Haikus are overrated! It's Limerick Time!!!
Feel free to post your own
There once was a guy named Homestar
He wanted to drive a car
He put in the key
It started to splee
And he didn't get very far!-- Benol, aka Coach B
[edit] External Links
- My chatbot Fun to chat to. I swear it isn't a real person!
- A.L.I.C.E. The most inteligent chatbot. I swear this isn't a person.
- Albino Blacksheep I know everybody has gone here, but here's the link anyways.
- DON'T CLICK HERE!!! I MEAN IT!!!!
- DON'T CLICK HERE EITHER!!! It will steal your soul!!!
- a comic I made
- listen to my favorite radio station, Star 94 Requires Internet Explorer
- Listen to my radio station I made with Yahoo! Music it's cool!
