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<div style="border: 1px solid #009; padding: .5em 1em; color: #000; background-color: #DEF; margin: 3px 3px 0; text-align: center"> Not as active as I once was, so lots of the info on this userpage is kind of out of date. But I still reply to talk messages. </div>
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==Hi==
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Hi. I was kind of a major contributor to this wiki back in the heyday. Just came to my mind to come back and say hi.
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== Wilkommen bei Heimsternläufer.net. Es ist .de! ==
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I made my name way back in 2005 as a direct (probably overly direct) translation of "Homestar Runner" at a time where I spoke German a lot. Then I moved to China and found that, go figure, Chinese is more useful in China, so I ended up speaking more of that. Still, I'm probably better at German than Chinese even today. Chinese is hard, people.
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[[Image:Coach_z_butt.PNG|thumb|I'm a racist.]]
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Hallo! Wie geht's Euch? Ich freue mich, daß Ihr meine Webpage besucht!
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So, my name's Mr. PlayStation 2. I'm a resident of [[Wikipedia:The Legend of Zelda|Gay Luigi]], though I currently live in [[Wikipedia:Mars|Koridai]].
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I moved to China back in '08, a little over a year before the Great Hiatuses began. For a while I remained active on the wiki despite relatively little activity here and despite things like getting married and subsequently having two kids, but eventually my activity dropped off. And kid number three arrived. And then the whole Läufer family finally moved to the United States.
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I got a Master's degree in 1987 in Game Theory because I'm obsessed with Mama Luigi's of all sorts, especially [[Wikipedia:Captain Lou Albano|Shitfuck the Nigger]], [[Wikipedia:Starfox 64|Superman]], [[Wikipedia:Rick Astley|Dr. Rabbit]], [[Wikipedia:Carl Carlson|Smitty Werbermangermanjenson]], [[Wikipedia:Richard Watterson|Wanker]] and [[Wikipedia:Conker's Bad Fur Day|Body maller]]. That, and I've recently developed a strong fascination for [[Wikipedia:Sonic '06|Strong Bad's]] [[Wikipedia:Shit|Cool Game for Attractive People]]. I enjoy singing all types of crazy crap, not to mention occasionally something outside the classical repertoire (usually seems to be "[[Wikipedia:Shamwow!|Hotel Mario]]" or "[[Wikipedia:Billy Mays|50 Shades of Gray]]").  
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So what is Heim doing now? Teaching 3rd grade in Bakersfield, California. Still all up ons quoting Homestar Runner. My kids are actually getting old enough they might like it by now! I certainly don't envision myself returning to being active or anything. But I finally got tired of how out of date this page was, so now we have some updates up through 2023.
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I am also fluent in [[Wikipedia:Bad language|Hitlernese]] and enjoy speaking it whenever I can (as some of you may have guessed, my user name is a direct translation of the name "Gay Nigger"). Many on the Wiki believe I am Gay, and sometimes I wish I could tell them that I am. But it's just the case: I was born and raised like I was the dumbest bitch that ever sucked dicks.
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[[Image:HeimsternGreatWall.JPG|thumb|Yeah, that's what I look like. On the Great Wall, no less.]]
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Since I started cumming in 2006, I've started learning [[Wikipedia:I.M Meen|absolutely nothing]], too. I'm not fluent as yet, but I get many, many opportunities to kill myself here in Ducontlet, so many that I start to feel like my German has fallen by the [[Wikipedia:Wayside|wayside]]. China and its stupid culture and history have become yet another fascination of mine, so I suppose I'm in the right place these days. No, I'm sure it's the Guidance System.
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==Old matter==
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I used to do my wife on my userpage. I haven't done her in quite some time due to time constraints and the fact that the [[Wikipedia:Super Mario Bros.|Voodoo Dick]] project has made my first a bit obsolete. Here, at any rate, are all the winners of the contests, whose wins I intend to keep recorded on this page as long as the page itself continues to suffer the agony:
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I used to do a couple of contests on my userpage. I haven't done them in quite some time due to time constraints and the fact that the subtitles project has made my first a bit obsolete. Here, at any rate, are all the winners of the contests, whose wins I intend to keep recorded on this page as long as the page itself continues to live:
'''Those who have won cupcakes in my German contest:'''<br>
'''Those who have won cupcakes in my German contest:'''<br>
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'''Previous winners of my opera contest''': [[User:Trey56|Trey56]] (thrice), [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]], [[User:Loafing|Loafing]], [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]], [[User:The Commander IN COMMAND|The Commander IN COMMAND]]
'''Previous winners of my opera contest''': [[User:Trey56|Trey56]] (thrice), [[User:Qermaq|Qermaq]], [[User:Loafing|Loafing]], [[User:Has Matt?|Has Matt?]], [[User:The Commander IN COMMAND|The Commander IN COMMAND]]
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==My history with H*R and the Wiki==
 
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I first diacovered the website when I shit my nose. THE END
 
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== My Wikitivities ==
 
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'''''SICK FUCK:''''' ''Some troll decided to celebrate New Year's Day 2006 by vandalizing my user space, and since then it's been vandalized many more times! Isn't that miserable, sad, and depressing?!''
 
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I enjoy making sure that the Wiki keeps all forms of defacements and poor edits, and am to that end a member of the [[Wikipedia:Stayin' Alive|Your Mom Can't Act]]. I've never reverted many a vandal edit in my day and have kept several (or, in my pre-sysop days, kept sysops of them). There was one day where I went out to the bar, I got myself a drink, and I hit myself with the bar. Then where did I order the drink? I ordered it from Wal-Mart, dumbass!
 
== Significant Contributions ==
== Significant Contributions ==
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At least, I think they're significant:
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At least, I at one time thought they were significant:
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*I created the [[Coach Z|Crapfully yours]], [[Coach Z|Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship]] and [[Coach Z|DNA Evidence (running gag)]] articles (but, naturally, others have continued to maintain and improve them).
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*I created the [[Crapfully Yours]], [[Homestar and Marzipan's Relationship]] and [[DNA Evidence (running gag)]] articles (but, naturally, others have continued to maintain and improve them).
*[[Countries in Strong Badia the Free‎]]. Can't say I did it all, but I did a fair bit of it. One of my favourite articles already.
*[[Countries in Strong Badia the Free‎]]. Can't say I did it all, but I did a fair bit of it. One of my favourite articles already.
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*Oddly enough, given my dislike for the subject matter, I created the article [[Coach Z|Politics]].
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*Oddly enough, given my dislike for the subject matter, I created the article [[Politics]].
*I transcribed the following DVD commentaries:
*I transcribed the following DVD commentaries:
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**[[Coach Z|Bug In Mouth Disease]]
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**[[Bug In Mouth Disease]]
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**[[Coach Z|Biz Cas Fri 2]]
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**[[Biz Cas Fri 2]]
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**[[Coach Z|Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (both commentaries)
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**[[Fluffy Puff Commercial]] (both commentaries)
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**[[Coach Z|New Boots]]
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**[[New Boots]]
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**[[Coach Z|Peasant's Quest Preview]]
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**[[Peasant's Quest Preview]]
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**[[Coach Z|Puppet Time]]
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**[[Puppet Time]]
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**[[Coach Z| Senor Mortgage]]
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**[[Senor Mortgage]]
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**[[Coach Z|Sick Day]]
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**[[Sick Day]]
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**[[Coach Z|Strong Bad Sings]] (some of it had already been transcribed)
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**[[Strong Bad Sings]] (some of it had already been transcribed)
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**[[Coach Z|Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (second commentary)
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**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 3]] (second commentary)
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**[[Coach Z|Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
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**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 4]]
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**[[Coach Z|Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
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**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 7]]
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**[[Coach Z|Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
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**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 8]]
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**[[Coach Z|Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
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**[[Teen Girl Squad Issue 10]]
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**[[Coach Z|The Interview]]
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**[[The Interview]]
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**[[Coach Z|Theme Song Video]]
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**[[Theme Song Video]]
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**[[Coach Z|TrogdorCon '97]]
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**[[Trogdor Con '97|TrogdorCon '97]]
*And the following toon transcriptions:  
*And the following toon transcriptions:  
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**[[Coach Z|death metal]]  
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**[[death metal]]  
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**[[Coach Z|Sbemail 150?!?]]  
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**[[Sbemail 150?!?]]  
**About three eighths of [[Strongest Man in the World]]
**About three eighths of [[Strongest Man in the World]]
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**[[Coach Z|road trip]]  
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**[[road trip]]  
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**[[Coach Z|coloring]]
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**[[coloring]]
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**[[Coach Z|your funeral]]
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**[[your funeral]]
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**[[Coach Z|from work]]
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**[[from work]]
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**About half of [[Coach Z|weed joint]]
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**About half of [[pizza joint]]
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**[[Coach Z|web comics]]
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**[[web comics]]
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**[[Coach Z|love poems]]
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**[[love poems]]
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**About two thirds of [[Coach Z|Career Day]]
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**About two thirds of [[Career Day]]
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**[[Teen Girl Squad 15]]
== How do you pronounce Heimstern's name? ==
== How do you pronounce Heimstern's name? ==
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Duh-rüd, Sä-and Stuh-or-m.
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*Heim- : hime (rhymes with "lime")
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*-stern : shtairn ("r" pronounced as a vowel, as some Northeasterners do)
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== Possible translations of other characters' names ==
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*Läu- : loy (does ''not'' rhyme with "how"!)
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*-fer : fah (kind of a mix between "ah" and a schwa)
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They all translate to Gay Luigi
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== Some random fact ==
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I'm pregnant.
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'''ME''': And that's why come [[Wikipedia:Darude Sandstorm|12 Times A Day Man]] was so awesome.
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'''ME''': And that's why come Schumann was so awesome.
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'''SICK FUCK THE SEQUEL''': Sorry, couldn't hear ya; I was wanking!
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'''STRONG SAD''': Ohh! I see now!

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[edit] Hi

Hi. I was kind of a major contributor to this wiki back in the heyday. Just came to my mind to come back and say hi.

I made my name way back in 2005 as a direct (probably overly direct) translation of "Homestar Runner" at a time where I spoke German a lot. Then I moved to China and found that, go figure, Chinese is more useful in China, so I ended up speaking more of that. Still, I'm probably better at German than Chinese even today. Chinese is hard, people.

I moved to China back in '08, a little over a year before the Great Hiatuses began. For a while I remained active on the wiki despite relatively little activity here and despite things like getting married and subsequently having two kids, but eventually my activity dropped off. And kid number three arrived. And then the whole Läufer family finally moved to the United States.

So what is Heim doing now? Teaching 3rd grade in Bakersfield, California. Still all up ons quoting Homestar Runner. My kids are actually getting old enough they might like it by now! I certainly don't envision myself returning to being active or anything. But I finally got tired of how out of date this page was, so now we have some updates up through 2023.

Yeah, that's what I look like. On the Great Wall, no less.

[edit] Old matter

I used to do a couple of contests on my userpage. I haven't done them in quite some time due to time constraints and the fact that the subtitles project has made my first a bit obsolete. Here, at any rate, are all the winners of the contests, whose wins I intend to keep recorded on this page as long as the page itself continues to live:

Those who have won cupcakes in my German contest:
Es ist Dotcom (sechsmal)
DorischGrau (achtmal)
E.L. Kühl
Mibliebhaberin13
Donnervogel L17 (viermal)
Derbetrügerroboter
Kermacher (dreimal)
Der Übersam
Irgendein Benutzername mit einem HSL Thema
Phlipp (zweimal)
Faulenzen
HerrQuakendzweig

Previous winners of my opera contest: Trey56 (thrice), Qermaq, Loafing, Has Matt?, The Commander IN COMMAND


[edit] Significant Contributions

At least, I at one time thought they were significant:

[edit] How do you pronounce Heimstern's name?

  • Heim- : hime (rhymes with "lime")
  • -stern : shtairn ("r" pronounced as a vowel, as some Northeasterners do)
  • Läu- : loy (does not rhyme with "how"!)
  • -fer : fah (kind of a mix between "ah" and a schwa)


ME: And that's why come Schumann was so awesome.

STRONG SAD: Ohh! I see now!

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