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While few of them will actually work, many characters have "'''Contact information'''" in the form of an email address, an IM name, or a phone number.
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Many [[Homestar Runner (body of work)|Homestar Runner]] [[characters]] have '''contact information''', typically in the form of an email address, an {{w|instant messaging}} name, or a phone number. In most cases these are obviously not "real", such as addresses in nonexistent cities, phone numbers with the wrong amount of numerals, or emails with invalid {{w|List of Internet top-level domains|top-level domains}}; [[Strong Bad Emails]] are one major exception.
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== Main Characters ==
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== List of Contact Information ==
 
===[[Bubs]]===
===[[Bubs]]===
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[[File:BubsBailBondsman.png|thumb|"Two hundred thousand dollar bail!"]]
*Email: bubs@homestarrunner.com ([[unused emails]])
*Email: bubs@homestarrunner.com ([[unused emails]])
*Email: bubs@bubs.bubs ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Email: bubs@bubs.bubs ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Pager: 555-7896 ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Pager: 555-7896 ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Beeper: 555-3421 ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
*Beeper: 555-3421 ([[Bug In Mouth Disease]])
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===Great Looking Girl===
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*IM: gr8lookinggrl ([[i she be]])
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===[[Homestar Runner]]===
===[[Homestar Runner]]===
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*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: [[Witches' Brew|witchesbrew82]] ([[english paper]])
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*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: [[Witches' Brew|witchesbrew]][[1982|82]] ([[english paper]])
*Email: homestar@homezipan.gov ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: homestar@homezipan.gov ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Email: DJmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com (Appears in the [[hremails]] and used to automatically reply with the following:)
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*Email: djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com (Appears in [[email thunder]] and other [[Hremails]]. Set up to [[Hremails#Replies|automatically reply]] to emails.)
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<blockquote>From: djmankiewicz@homestarrunner.com<br />
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Subject: My Inbox Runneth Ova!<br /><!-- Yes, it actually has this from and subject as part of the message, don't format it like an actual subject please. -->
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Oh, hello everyone! For some unknown reason I'm getting this big cavalcanche of emails all of the sudden. They're filling up the basement and I'm running out of paper towels!<br />
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Just sit tight and hremails will be back to normal before you know it.<br />
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And thanks again to everyone who participated in Bacon Pretend Week! Ron Staple you are a GENIUS!<br />
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Okay bye,<br />
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Homestar Runner<br />
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<nowiki>--------</nowiki> Original Message --------<br />
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> Your original message</blockquote>
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===[[Larry Palaroncini]] (of [[Limozeen]])===
 
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*IM: ladeezluvlarry71 ([[death metal]])
 
===[[Marzipan]]===
===[[Marzipan]]===
*IM: hooray4dolphins ([[marzipan]])
*IM: hooray4dolphins ([[marzipan]])
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===[[Pom Pom]]===
===[[Pom Pom]]===
*Home Phone: (123) 456-7890 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Home Phone: (123) 456-7890 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*[[Cell Phones|Cell Phone]]: (123) 555-8307 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*[[Cell Phones|Cell Phone]]: (123) 555-8307 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Pager: (718) 555-1059 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
*Pager: (718) 555-1059 ([[Yearbook Character Page]])
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*Address: 125 Lexington Ave; Isle of Pom ([[Pom Pom#Character Video Transcript|Pom Pom's Character Video]])
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*Address: 125 Lexington Ave; Isle of Pom ([[Pom Pom's Character Video]])
*Email: pompom@clubtechno.pom ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: pompom@clubtechno.pom ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
 
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*[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|Work]] Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-73667-6678-4243-86329 (given as ''555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY'' in [[Senor Mortgage]])
 
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===[[So and So]]===
 
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*Email: soandso@lowenbrau.com (Appears on the [[Thorax Corporation]] site)
 
===[[Strong Bad]]===
===[[Strong Bad]]===
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*Email: strongbad@homestarrunner.com (Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]], shown by [[The Paper]] or [[New Paper]])
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[[Image:Thepaper.png|thumb|"Talk to my man with the green and white stripes."]]
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*Email: strongbad@homestarrunner.com (Almost every [[Strong Bad Email]], shown by [[The Paper]], [[New Paper]], or [[Compé-per]])
*Email: strongbad@strongbadshouse.res ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: strongbad@strongbadshouse.res ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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*Phone: 555-DIRT (From a [[business card]] describing him as "your friendly neighborhood not-the-police")
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*Social Media: [[@StrongBadActual]]
===[[Strong Sad]]===
===[[Strong Sad]]===
*IM: depressio111117 ([[marzipan]])
*IM: depressio111117 ([[marzipan]])
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*Email: depressio@homestarrunner.com ([[depressio]])
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*Email: depressio@homestarrunner.com ([[depressio]]; [[The Deleteheads Download]])
*Email: depressio@bleakhouse.gov ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: depressio@bleakhouse.gov ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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===[[The Cheat]]===
===[[The Cheat]]===
*IM: cheatachu72 ([[i she be]], [[marzipan]])  
*IM: cheatachu72 ([[i she be]], [[marzipan]])  
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===[[Coach Z]]===
===[[Coach Z]]===
*Email: coachz@coachnya.aaeerg ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: coachz@coachnya.aaeerg ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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===[[Thorax Corporation]]===
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*Email: gent.delabor@thoraxcorp.com (Appears on the Thorax Corporation site)
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== Secondary Characters ==
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*Email: leg.delabor@thoaxcorp<!--sic-->.com (Link in the pop-up on the Thorax Corporation site)
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[[File:senormortgage.PNG|thumb|Your call will be transferred to one of many handsome talking experts.]]
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===[[Larry Palaroncini]] (of [[Limozeen]])===
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*IM: ladeezluvlarry71 ([[death metal]])
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===[[Senor Cardgage]]===
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*[[Senor Cardgage Mortgage|Work]] Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-73667-6678-4243-86329 (given as ''555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY'' in [[Senor Mortgage]])
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===[[So and So]]===
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*Email: soandso@lowenbrau.com (Appears on the [[Thorax Corporation]] site)
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== Businesses and Organizations ==
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===Apostroholics===
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*Work Phone: 1-800-276787646542 (given as ''1-800-APOSTROHOLIC'' in [[unnatural]])
===[[The Pizz]]===
===[[The Pizz]]===
*Email: thepizz@virtualpizz.biz ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
*Email: thepizz@virtualpizz.biz ([[Strong Badia the Free]])
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===Apostroholics===
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===[[Thorax Corporation]]===
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*Work Phone: 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC ([[unnatural]])
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*Email: gent.delabor@thoraxcorp.com ''(Seen on the site)''
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*Email: leg.delabor@thoaxcorp<!--sic-->.com ''(Seen on the second old pop-up)''
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===Unidentified People===
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==Other==
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====[[Where's An Egg?]]====
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[[File:sbemail13.PNG|thumb|LOL!!! :-*]]
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===Great Looking Girl===
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*IM: gr8lookinggrl ([[i she be]])
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===[[Where's An Egg?]]===
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: lectrix84 (possibly a [[Videlectrix]] employee)
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: lectrix84 (possibly a [[Videlectrix]] employee)
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: 100rublesguy (unidentified Russian)
*[[Some Type of Online Auction]] screen name: 100rublesguy (unidentified Russian)
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====[[Hairstyle Runner]]====
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*Work Number: An [[HR:gallery2/hair050.GIF|image]] in the gallery's description is "1-800-call-kobak".
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===[[Hairstyle Runner]]===
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*Work Number: An [[oldHR:gallery2/hair050.GIF|image]] in the gallery's description is "1-800-call-kobak".
==Fun Facts==
==Fun Facts==
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*Most of the phone, pager and beeper numbers use the prefix [[Wikipedia:555 telephone number|555]] to avoid putting real phone numbers on the site.  
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*Most of the phone, pager and beeper numbers use the prefix {{w|555 (telephone number)|555}} to avoid putting real phone numbers on the site.  
*Marzipan may not actually have a screen name, as she claims she doesn't know what a screen name is in [[marzipan]].
*Marzipan may not actually have a screen name, as she claims she doesn't know what a screen name is in [[marzipan]].
[[Category:Lists]]
[[Category:Lists]]

Current revision as of 19:06, 26 February 2024

This article is about the contact information for Homestar Runner characters. For the contacts of the creators of the cartoon, see Email.
With the t-top down!

Many Homestar Runner characters have contact information, typically in the form of an email address, an instant messaging name, or a phone number. In most cases these are obviously not "real", such as addresses in nonexistent cities, phone numbers with the wrong amount of numerals, or emails with invalid top-level domains; Strong Bad Emails are one major exception.

Contents

[edit] Main Characters

[edit] Bubs

"Two hundred thousand dollar bail!"

[edit] Homestar Runner

[edit] Marzipan

[edit] Pom Pom

[edit] Strong Bad

"Talk to my man with the green and white stripes."

[edit] Strong Sad

[edit] The Cheat

[edit] The King of Town

[edit] Coach Z

[edit] Secondary Characters

Your call will be transferred to one of many handsome talking experts.

[edit] Larry Palaroncini (of Limozeen)

[edit] Senor Cardgage

  • Work Phone: 555-55-55855-55-5-73667-6678-4243-86329 (given as 555-55-55855-55-5-SENOR-MORT-GAGE-TODAY in Senor Mortgage)

[edit] So and So

[edit] Businesses and Organizations

[edit] Apostroholics

  • Work Phone: 1-800-276787646542 (given as 1-800-APOSTROHOLIC in unnatural)

[edit] The Pizz

[edit] Thorax Corporation

  • Email: gent.delabor@thoraxcorp.com (Seen on the site)
  • Email: leg.delabor@thoaxcorp.com (Seen on the second old pop-up)

[edit] Other

LOL!!! :-*

[edit] Great Looking Girl

[edit] Where's An Egg?

[edit] Hairstyle Runner

  • Work Number: An image in the gallery's description is "1-800-call-kobak".

[edit] Fun Facts

  • Most of the phone, pager and beeper numbers use the prefix 555 to avoid putting real phone numbers on the site.
  • Marzipan may not actually have a screen name, as she claims she doesn't know what a screen name is in marzipan.
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