Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.
===Get/Use===
===Get/Use===
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''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
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:''{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet you!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Quiet you!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
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:''{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.
===Talk To===
===Talk To===
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==Rug==
==Rug==
===Look===
===Look===
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''{When rug is flat}''
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:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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''{When rug corner is raised, lights on''}
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:''{When rug corner is raised, lights on''}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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''{When rug corner is raised, lights off''}
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:''{When rug corner is raised, lights off''}
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!
===Get/Use===
===Get/Use===
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''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
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:''{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hands up, Floor!
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
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:''{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Go away, small part of floor!
===Talk To===
===Talk To===
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''{When rug is flat}''
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:''{When rug is flat}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
:{{short hr}}
:{{short hr}}
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''{When rug corner is raised}''
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:''{When rug corner is raised}''
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Freeze, dust mites!
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==Door==
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===Look===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' Man, listen to that guy seethe.
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===Get/Use===
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''{Chosen in order}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I better solve the Chief's case first.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{thinking}'' I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' YEAH YOU BETTER!
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
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:''{opens door}''
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' IZZAT SO?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
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:''{A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}''
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===Talk To===
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What did you want again, The Chief?
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Oh, right. Forgot already.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
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:{{short hr}}
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
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:''{banging on the door, which bursts open}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{to the player}'' I bring-a this on-a myself.
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:''{Game Over sequence}''
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Revision as of 01:39, 2 December 2008

These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents

Intro

DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...

Dangeresque

Look

{Chosen in order.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!

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Lamp

Look

DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

Switch

Look

DANGERESQUE: It was expensive but I finally upgraded to include the OFF package.

Get/Use

{When light is on; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it off}
DANGERESQUE: Better make it more romantic in here in case a leggy dame stops by.
THE CHIEF: Hey! Don't discount my gams! I'm on the stairmaster all the time!
DANGERESQUE: Quiet you!
{When light is off; Dangeresque goes to the switch and turns it on}
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, it's kinda hard to see. My cool, cool nightvision goggles are in the shop.

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Dangeresque doesn't RAVE, switchy.

Rug

Look

{When rug is flat}
DANGERESQUE: Got this for 10 bucks at a "Rugs 4 Thugs" auction. All proceeds benefit underpriviledged mid-level enforcers everywhere!
{When rug corner is raised, lights on}
DANGERESQUE: There's something faintly scribbled on the floorboards.
{When rug corner is raised, lights off}
DANGERESQUE: Hey! It's the combination to my safe! 73!
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I forgot I wrote it in invisible, glow-in-the-dark ink!

Get/Use

{When rug is flat; Dangeresque lifts corner of the rug}
DANGERESQUE: Hands up, Floor!
{When rug corner is raised; Dangeresque flattens out the rug}
DANGERESQUE: Go away, small part of floor!

Talk To

{When rug is flat}
DANGERESQUE: Lookin' rectangulous, rug.
{When rug corner is raised}
DANGERESQUE: Freeze, dust mites!

Door

Look

DANGERESQUE: It says, "EUQSEREGNAD". And there's a The Chief seething behind it.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Man, listen to that guy seethe.

Get/Use

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: I better solve the Chief's case first.
DANGERESQUE: I REALLY better solve the Chief's case first.
THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} I really better stop talking to myself so loud.
THE CHIEF: YEAH YOU BETTER!
DANGERESQUE: Yeah, y'know what? Screw this! Dangeresque doesn't take orders from anybody!
{opens door}
THE CHIEF: IZZAT SO?
DANGERESQUE: Oh, hi giant SWAT team. What's up?
{A giant Poopertrooper hand reaches in and grabs Dangeresque and pulls him from the room. Game Over sequence.}

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: What did you want again, The Chief?
THE CHIEF: YOU SOLVE MY FRIGGIN' CASE RIGHT NOW OR I'M TAKIN' YOU TO THE HOOSEGOW!
DANGERESQUE: Oh, right. Forgot already.
DANGERESQUE: Hey, The Chief, do you respect me as an artist?
THE CHIEF: SOLVE MY FRIKKIN' CASE ALREADY!!
DANGERESQUE: Sorry. My bad. Admittedly, that was off-topic.
DANGERESQUE: What's a 7-letter word for "to shamble one down"?
THE CHIEF: I'LL SHAMBLE YOU DOWN IN THE STATE PEN!
{banging on the door, which bursts open}
DANGERESQUE: {to the player} I bring-a this on-a myself.
{Game Over sequence}

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Dangeresque
Movies

Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack

Characters

Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
   Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:
   Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons
Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy

Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo):
   Hot Tub, The Informants,
   The Monster, The Stunt Double
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
   Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Unknown: The Chief

Music

The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump

Games

Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
   Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)

Other Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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