Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque Responses

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''{Chosen in order.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky?
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' Do these laces make my head look husky?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:'''I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
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''{Second action.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:'''Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
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'''DANGERESQUE:'''I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
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'''DANGERESQUE:'''Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.
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===Get/Use===
===Get/Use===
''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
''{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}''
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'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee! ''{As he says this, he nods his head.}''
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{After he jumps}'' Hee hee! ''{As he says this, he nods his head.}''
===Talk To===
===Talk To===
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''{First action}''
 
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' ''{Turns away from the player.}'' Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
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:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''THE CHIEF:''' HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''  Um, touche'?
:'''DANGERESQUE:'''  Um, touche'?
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:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!
:'''DANGERESQUE:''' Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!

Revision as of 00:33, 2 December 2008

These are all of the responses in Dangeresque Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque

Spoiler warning: Plot or ending details follow.

Contents

Intro

DANGERESQUE: Man. That warehaus was full of action and suspense.
THE CHIEF: DANGERESQUE! YOU'RE OUTTA LINE!
DANGERESQUE: Oh crap! It's the Chief! I was supposed to solve a case for him months ago.
THE CHIEF: YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON! A LONER! WHEN YOU'RE AROUND, PEOPLE GET HURT, DANGERESQUE!
DANGERESQUE: Hey, that's what it says on my business cards!
THE CHIEF: IF YOU DON'T WALK OUT THIS DOOR WITH MY CASE SOLVED, I'M LOCKIN' YOU UP!
DANGERESQUE: Sounds like he means it. Better try and "solve" his case, quick.
DANGERESQUE: {thinking} Now where'd I put that case file...

Dangeresque

Look

{Chosen in order.}

DANGERESQUE: Do these laces make my head look husky?
DANGERESQUE:I look ready for love, a gunfight, a car chase, and a small salad all at once!
DANGERESQUE:Who's the expensive action star with the cheapest costume ever-DANGERESQUE! Ooh, you dang right.

Get/Use

{Dangeresque jumps in a direction away from the player while in place, putting his hands in the air as he does so.}

DANGERESQUE: {After he jumps} Hee hee! {As he says this, he nods his head.}

Talk To

{Chosen in order}

DANGERESQUE: {Turns away from the player.} Oh Dangeresque! You're so manly and my husband The Chief is so balding and football watchy. Let's keep making out
THE CHIEF: I'm NOT FALLIN' FOR THAT CRAP AGAIN! GLADYS HAS BEEN DEAD FOR 30 YEARS!
DANGERESQUE: Oh jeez. Uh, sorry The Chief.
THE CHIEF: HA! JUST KIDDING! NO WOMAN WILL COME WITHIN 20 FEET OF ME!
DANGERESQUE: Um, touche'?
DANGERESQUE: Looks like I'm gonna have to juuuuuump!

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Lamp

Look

DANGERESQUE: You just keep doing your swing thing, man. Swing it out.

Get/Use

DANGERESQUE: Prolly just use the switch, no?

Talk To

DANGERESQUE: Excuse me my good Lamp... Do you know the times?

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Dangeresque
Movies

Major: Dangeresque 1: Dangeresque, too?
Major: Dangeresque 2: This Time, It's Not Dangeresque 1
Major: Dangeresque 3: The Criminal Projective (Mini-Site, THREE in 3D)
Minor: Dangeresque: Put 'Em on Ice!, Dangeresque 4÷2=6
Puppet Squad: The Curly Fried Caper, The Hot Jones Hijack

Characters

Strong Bad: Dangeresque
Homestar Runner: Dangeresque Too,
   Uzi Bazooka, Stingy Relenque
Coach Z: Renaldo
Marzipan:
   Cutesy Buttons, Sultry Buttons
Pom Pom: Professor Experimento
The King of Town: Perducci
Strong Mad (Himself): Killingyouguy

Bubs: Baron Darin Diamonocle
The Poopsmith: Kidnapping Victim
Senor Cardgage: Dadgeresque
Strong Sad (El Dumpo):
   Hot Tub, The Informants,
   The Monster, The Stunt Double
The Cheat: Istanbul, Szechuan Steve,
   Craig, Waitre D, Dagger Skew
Unknown: The Chief

Music

The Theme from Dangeresque II (karaoke), Today is Alright 4 2Nite,
Hub-Bump 2 Tha Front, You're Gonna Have 2 Jump

Games

Dangeresque: The Roomisode Triungulate (Trailer, Launch Trailer, Soundtrack)
   Roomisode 1: Behind the Dangerdesque (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 2: The Intersection of Doom & Boom (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode 3: Keep My Enemies, Loser (Walkthrough, Responses)
   Roomisode X: Inspection Certificate on File in Building Office (Walkthrough, Responses)

Other Brainblow City (Smoky Office, Perducci's)
Nunchuck Gun, Ruby Powered Rocket, Dangeresque: Crime Scene Tamperer, DNA Evidence
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