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[edit] The No-Pants Pee Dance

From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:38, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Arguments for:

• It's kinda funny, and true, even though it may be a figure of speech

Arguments against:

• Homestar has long pants; he wears long pants. He's a long pants man—long pants, long pants.
• It's a figure of speech.

Additional comments:

• And how can Coach Z puke his pants if he wears a full body suit?
• Actually, (as seen in labor day), it is debated whether he wears a body suit or if his skin is green.
• Yeah, figure of speech. I've said I'm going to pee my pants while wearing a skirt.
  • And I've said it while not wearing pants! Err, I mean... ignore that...

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[edit] Divisble by 1.5

From: A Jumping Jack Contest
Posted on: 02:37, 24 Jul 2005 (UTC)

Arguments for:

Arguments against:

• He only jumps twice. In the silhouette, he raises his arms, jumps, and then raises his arms and starts to jump a second time. He finishes this second jump in the closeup.
• Even if the started jump in silhouette and the completed jump in closeup are separate jumps, Homestar could just be being approximate.

Additional comments:

• Also, he conceivable could have done 1.5 last year. If the second one was kind of a not-very-far-off-the-ground poor attempt, they could've counted it as a half.

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