Strong Bad
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Strong Bad is one of the most popular characters. Strong Bad answers e-mails with a passion, usually every Monday or Tuesday. He's Strong Sad's big brother and Strong Mad's little brother. His is the dominant personality and he loves to push everyone around: he's often ridiculing Strong Sad, abusing Homestar, or prank-calling Marzipan. He has boxing gloves for hands (that always have square window reflections on them, no-matter where he is), a Mexican wrestling mask for a head, and it is confirmed that the mask IS actually his head in this interview. His favorite saying is (or was for a time) "holy crap." He is a stickler for grammar and spelling, and hates it when asked "Hey, Strong Bad, how do you type with boxing gloves on?". He usually does what he does best when he gets an e-mail like that: DELETED!!!
He fancies himself as a criminal mastermind, and totally popular with the ladies, though there is little evidence of this later claim, and even admits at one point he doesn't really know anything about the ladies. He seems to have a grudge against seagulls, as shown in issues of Teen Girl Squad.
The original concept for the 100th e-mail, flashback, would have explained why Strong Bad never wears a shirt - he originally wore a star shirt, and when Marzipan got Homestar one, he tore his off in protest, and remained shirtless ever since.
Character Video Transcript
{Page Title: Get ready for the new!}
{Strong Bad is seen standing next to several cardboard props, one of which being Homestar Runner with a snake wrapped around his head. He is moving some of the props around.}
STRONG BAD: Hold on, I'm not done with the props yet! {turns to camera} Greetings, party people in the place to be! I am called Strong Bad! Hand over all your moneys in a paper and/or plastic bag! Ladies, form a line to my left for makeouts! Dudes, form a line to my right for high fives! Anyway, like I said, I'm Strong Bad. I've been described as cool, awesome, hot, video games, the hottest, and real real hot. Me and my big brother and our The Cheat pretty much run the show around here, as well as serve as a sort of multi-purpose criminal element. Yeah, we got a lot of-
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ahe-he-hem.
STRONG BAD: What are you doing here?
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Well, I was gonna get a high five, but, I see I'm already here. And with a snake on my head!
STRONG BAD: Yeah, that's right. So I'm gonna have to charge you double. You know, since you're both here.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: That sounds reasonable. {pronounces it re-ZON-able}
STRONG BAD: Okay, I only accept gold nuggets. Or maybe Denver Nuggets. ...Whatever you got on ya. Chicken nuggets?
Also known as...
- The Strong Bad (1936)
- Stinkoman (20X6)
- Archibald (Decemberween)
- Keyboard Strong Bad (Sweet Cuppin' Cakes)
- Little Strong Bad
- Strong Badman
- Dangeresque
- Creepy Comb-Over Strong Bad
- Vector Strong Bad
- Hotdog Clown
Halloween Costumes
- Carmen Miranda
- Carmen Sandiego
- Homestar as Angus Young
- Ozone (from the movie Breakin')
- Cesar Romero as The Joker
External Links
- watch Strong Bad's character video
- view the flash file for Strong Bad's character video.
- Email Strong Bad
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