Santam'n Is A Blademan
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| - | "'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. | + | "'''Santam'n is a Blade Man'''" is the jazzy [[Songs|theme song]] of the knife-wielding robotic [[Santaman|Santam'n]] that threatens [[Dangeresque (character)|Dangeresque]] and [[Firebert]] in [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. It is sung by [[Homestar Runner]], and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's [[Easter egg]]. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to [[@StrongBadActual]] for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of [[Hooked on Decemberween]]. |
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| + | ==Detailed Information== | ||
| + | {{Track information | ||
| + | |album=Hooked on Decemberween | ||
| + | |track number=7 | ||
| + | |length=1:05 | ||
| + | |artists=[[Homestar Runner]] | ||
| + | |origin=Extended song from [[Decemberween Dangeresque]]. | ||
| + | }} | ||
==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
Revision as of 17:34, 9 December 2019
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"Santam'n is a Blade Man" is the jazzy theme song of the knife-wielding robotic Santam'n that threatens Dangeresque and Firebert in Decemberween Dangeresque. It is sung by Homestar Runner, and plays through the Santam'n toy's built-in music player. The entire first verse is later heard in the toon's Easter egg. A extended version of the song, with three more verses, was posted to @StrongBadActual for the 2018 holiday season, one year later. It is included on the streaming version of Hooked on Decemberween.
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Detailed Information
Album: Hooked on Decemberween
Track: 7
Time: 1:05
Artist(s): Homestar Runner
Origin: Extended song from Decemberween Dangeresque.
Lyrics
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santam'n is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santam'n is a blade man
Here comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santam'n is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santam'n is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Fun Facts
- Santa being referred to as a blade-man is a reference to the Mystery Science Theater 3000 episode featuring Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.
- This line was previously referenced by Coach Z in the Strong Bad Email personal favorites.
- Pie and breakfast are mentioned.
