Bubs's Shady Business Practices
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*Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would use ''imitation'' chocolate for his [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills. | *Email [[different town]] — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would use ''imitation'' chocolate for his [[Bubs's Flamethrowers|flamethrowers]] that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills. | ||
- | == | + | ==Copyright Infringement== |
- | * | + | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his black market sells pirated DVDs. |
- | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs | + | |
+ | ==Counterfeiting== | ||
+ | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs. | ||
==Debt Evasion== | ==Debt Evasion== | ||
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*[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation. | *[[Bug In Mouth Disease]] — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation. | ||
*[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license. | *[[The Baloneyman]] — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license. | ||
+ | *Email [[licensed]] — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise. | ||
+ | *[[Strong Badia the Free]] — Bubs hints that his black market sells unlicensed merchandise. | ||
==Organ Trafficking== | ==Organ Trafficking== |
Revision as of 18:58, 3 May 2010
Strong Bad: You're a shady, shady character Bubs.Bubs has been known to engage in all forms of illicit and questionable activities from trading in stolen organs to trying to dispose of evidence.
Bubs: It's cool in the shade!
Bait and Switch
- Email theme park — Bubs tells Pom Pom that he can only win prizes if he gets the rings inside the cold ones bottle after Pom Pom flawlessly threw three rings over it.
- Email looking old — A sign at the stand says "
10% OFF ALL iTems!" - Most in the Graveyard — Bubs admires a deceased ancestor who "discovered the bait and switch".
- Email different town — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would use imitation chocolate for his flamethrowers that shoot chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
Copyright Infringement
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs hints that his black market sells pirated DVDs.
Counterfeiting
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs implies that his black market sells fake IDs.
Debt Evasion
- Email lackey — Bubs slams the shutters when Strong Bad with Doreauxgard pretends to be from the collection agency.
Defective Goods
- King of Town Email — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken Tandy 400 to The King of Town for $900.
- Email virus — Bubs puts the "slightly shotgunned" and "like used" Compy 386 up for sale.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs sells Strong Bad a defective Strong Bad miniature.
Embezzlement
- Strong Sad's Lament — Bubs's new year resolution is to stop embezzeling money from himself.
- Ever and More! — Homestar asks Bubs to talk about "shiny new ways to misappropriate funds". Bubs then proceeds to describe buying a Jet Ski with the Broternal Order of Different Helmets's money, crashed and broke his shin, and began spending $50 a tube on rubbing ointment.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs says that he is definitely not embezzling thousands of dollars from Club Technochocolate.
- Baddest of the Bands — Bubs casually mutters that he's skimming 10% of the profits of the battle of the bands behind Strong Bad's back.
Evidence Tampering
- Bug In Mouth Disease — When Homestar approaches, Bubs is burning an envelope labeled "Exhibit A" and later tries to sell him a pancreas contained in a box labeled "Exhibit B".
- DNA Evidence — Bubs sells Marzipan's DNA evidence to Strong Bad in a snow cone, and returns to her a test tube labeled "tampered with".
- Email buried — Bubs buries "intoxicatingly good" waste in Strong Badia and has apparently buried "a fella named Rich" in the past.
False Advertising
- Broken Compy menu — Bubs sells the shotgunned Compy 386 to Homestar saying it's a low-priced automobile.
- Email technology — Bubs sells "wireless extension cords" and stresses that they're "existent".
- Email the chair — Bubs tries to sell a box of chicken beaks and a Winger album as chairs.
- Donut Unto Others — Bubs lies about the teeth-cleaning and cavity-fighting abilities of his donuts. He also says that he has them made in a third world country named "Homemáde" so he can legally print "from homemade" on the package.
Fraud
- Donut Unto Others — Bubs has apparently sold Homestar "questionable medical coverage".
Harmful Goods
- The Best Decemberween ever — Bubs has a Strong Sad voodoo doll on sale, which even Homestar questions.
- Email licensed — Homestar discovers that the piñatas that Bubs sells are full of broken glass after getting a face-full of it, and the Strong Bad ferret ointment causes The Cheat to inflate like a balloon.
- DNA Evidence — Bubs sells the DNA evidence to Strong Bad in a snow cone.
- Email the chair — The chairs that he sells Strong Bad and Strong Sad end up leaving them unable to "feel [their] parts".
- The Baloneyman — Bubs implies that the baloney sandwiches that he has been selling had expired mayonnaise.
- Homestar Ruiner — Bubs gives chocolate covered packing peanuts in exchange for coupons.
Health Code Violations
- Email no loafing — The lunch specials that Bubs sells are already eaten.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs sells a sandwich with a bite taken out of it to an oblivious Homestar.
- Donut Unto Others — Bubs hides and pretends to be closed when the health inspector arrives.
Human Trafficking
- Baddest of the Bands — Bubs says that he accepts first-born children as payment.
Information Mining and Spamming
- Email unused emails — Bubs buys 5000 email addresses at $0.25 apiece from Strong Bad to use in his weekly spamvertisments.
Invasion of Privacy
- Homestar Ruiner — Bubs casually tells Strong Bad that he reads all his emails.
Loan sharking
- Email other days — Bubs threatens to turn Strong Bad over to a "cut of your toes"-style collections agency if he doesn't pay up.
Mistreatment of Employees
- Email part-time job — Strong Bad mentions that Bubs made him pay for his mascot costume.
- On Break — Bubs only gives one smoking, pee, coffee, and maternity leave break each per day. He also doesn't allow Pom Pom to take breaks as he is not in the union.
Operating Without a Valid License
- Senorial Day — Bubs's entrepreneur license has SUSPENDED stamped across it.
- Bug In Mouth Disease — Bubs claims to be a doctor despite his "doctor" card clearly being only for VCR repairs and fashion consultation.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs mentions that he has an expired tag and expired license.
- Email licensed — Bubs sells unlicensed unlicensed Strong Bad merchandise.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs hints that his black market sells unlicensed merchandise.
Organ Trafficking
- Bug In Mouth Disease — Bubs offers to sell Homestar a spare pancreas.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs operates a black market out behind Concessionstantinople dealing in organs along with other illegal items.
- DNA evidence — Bubs tells Marzipan that analyzing the DNA evidence will cost her an arm and a leg.
Overpricing
- King of Town Email — According to the page title Bubs sold the broken Tandy 400 to The King of Town for $900.
- Email pom pom — Bubs charges Strong Bad $5 for a "face mashing" and $10 for a "severe pummeling" from Pom Pom.
- The Baloneyman — Bubs attempt to sell Coach Z a napkin for $32.
- Email myths & legends — Bubs demands an extra $20 from Strong Bad after he comments that the Bear Holding a Shark ice cream he bought looks more like Morgan Freeman.
- Email local news — A sign at the stand says "Wait in Line: $5".
- Email secret identity — Bubs's guestbook notes that he accepted double payment from Mr. Dee Williams (Homestar).
- Email part-time job — Bubs attempts to charge Coach Z and Pom Pom $50 then $60 for a picture with the Tragic clown dog.
- Baddest of the Bands — Bubs charges Strong Bad "one big sack of cash" for repairs to the Fun-machine.
Smuggling
- SBCG4AP Tutorial — When Strong Bad comments that Bubs has gotten fat, he replies that he hasn't and is in fact just smuggling cantaloupes past the border under his shirt.
Stolen Goods
- Cool Things — Bubs claims that he's closed and only gives Homestar the paint and shades when he asks Bubs to steal them for him, asserting that he never passes up a chance to stick it to the man.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs's black market trades in organs of questionable origin and illegally obtained cultural artifacts. He trades Strong Sad's stolen Pretendix for an illegally excavated piece of pottery to Strong Bad.
- Where My Hat Is At? — Bubs has Marzipan's hair on sale as a "wig" which he unabashedly says is stolen.
Weapons Dealing
- Email different town — Strong Bad imagines that Bubs would give away flamethrowers that shoot (imitation) chocolate hundred-dollar bills.
- Strong Badia the Free — Bubs operates a black market out behind Concessionstantinople dealing in weapons along with other illegal items.
Generic Mentions of Shadiness
- Bug In Mouth Disease — Homestar asks if Bubs is an unethical quack, to which he responds "the most quackinest."
- Broken Compy Menu — Homestar asks, "What kinda shady Bubs business you running here anyways?"
- Email isp — When Strong Bad confronts him with "throttling [Strong Bad] down", Bubs responds that throttling down is not one of the 99 ways he rips Strong Bad off.
- Email licensed — Bubs says that the stuff that he sells in the Concession Stand is of worse quality than his shady bootleg operation.
- Strong Badia the Free — Strong Bad says that Bubs is a "shady, shady character", to which Bubs responds that it's cool in the shade.
- Doomy Tales of the Macabre — Bubs describes his wallet as the one that says "bad business practices".
See Also
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