Ointment and Old Person Rub
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Ointment appears throughout the site in various forms.
- Halloween Fairstival — Coach Z attempts to cure The Cheat's hiccups with Blue Star Ointment.
- Shopping for Danger — Fightgar adds dramatic flair to his cunning disguise by asking for Old Lady Rub.
- Email old comics — The ailing King Castlefunny seriously craves hip rub ointment.
- Peasant's Quest — Old Man Rub and Horse Grease appear.
- Teen Girl Squad Issue 9 — The elderly Mr. Pitters refers to ointment several times.
- Email highschool — Homestarmecium requests six tubes of rear-end cream from Bubsamecium's Protozoa Stand.
- Decemberween Short Shorts — The Blue Star Ointment appears again at the top of Coach Z's "tree".
- Ever and More! — After breaking his shin, Bubs uses rubbing ointment, "BUBRUB!", which costs fifty bucks a tube.
- Rap Song — Coach Z says, "I like my ointments topical, mostly."
- Email licensed — Bubs sells Strong Bad brand ferret ointment on the black market from his trenchcoat.
- Strong Badia the Free — Coachnya's contribution to Marzipan's mock UN board consists of ointment, ointment, and more ointment.